Jenna Jemmason

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Self made business woman - I see classic, clearly an intelligent, positive representation of the female sex.

― Calzer (Calzer), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

What does 'd' stand for?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

And 'c'?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is 'Jenna Jemmason'?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Did I sp;ell her name wrong? Not much of a porn viewer. Soz.

― Calzer (Calzer), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I realise - whenever I've looked at these threads started by He Who Ain't Welcome, for a second I've assumed that - because of the gap - whoever posted the first response was the one responsible for the thread.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/music2/nsuckcentral/images/backstreet/kiss.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

So now I must take responsibility for this thread.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

And the spelling.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Jenna Jameson. I think. Someone else take over if I'm wrong. I'm actually familiar with the name. She's a porn star.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

But that's no good. How can you decide if a porn star is C or D (whatever C and D stand for)? I know, I suppose, how you decide. There is only one way to evaluate these things. And the most qualified person round here is the person who started this thread - NOT ME, SKIM-READERS - but he's invisible.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"c or d" have to do with "which hole".

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, that settled, let's begin the debate.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahaha, people are scared of viewing my posts. That funny - funny, funny. Very proud is I.

― Calzer (Calzer), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

hop on ILX chat sometime.

i hear it's a popular topic.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Serious? People waste time speaking about me? That's sooo sad as to be funny.

― Calzer (Calzer), Saturday, 6 September 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

How do I get on it??

― Calzer (Calzer), Saturday, 6 September 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven months pass...

She drew the line at anal sex, which she's never had on camera. "I look at these new girls today, taking on six guys and doing bukkakes, and I think, 'What the hell are they doing?' " says Jameson. "These girls don't know that you have to start slow, baby, and make them pay you more for each thing you do. In my day you hardly had to have sex, let alone two dicks up your ass."

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 27 August 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

milo when did u talk to her?

― g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 27 August 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

did anyone catch that pic of jenna in some ladies magazine a couple months ago where shes not wearing any makeup? i know its probably no big surprise that she looks COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, but nevertheless it was pretty startling.

(id do an image search on google, but I'd be promptly fired)

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 27 August 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

That was Jane, wasn't it? (Jane is the best womens' mag ever)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 27 August 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw her on Stern and she looked very strange post-face lift. Asian eyes, almost.

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 27 August 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Her relationship with her director/partner (as described in Rolling Stone) sounds really creepy and controlling. (yeah, SHOCKAH)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 27 August 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"strange...Asian almost."

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 27 August 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

0r!3nt@l

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 27 August 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

ugly then, ugly now. i've never understood her popularity. oh right, blonde hair, tan skin, fake boobs.

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Friday, 27 August 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

She's all over the news because her new book is out. It's 500+ pages. N3rv3 described it as an "after-school special with money shots." Ouch.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 27 August 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

god i hate porn.

x-post

(500 pages!?!)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 27 August 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I am interested in reading her bio. And yet...

gimme Aurora Snow

http://images.dvdempire.com/pornstar/actors/31897.jpg

― Pride And Joy (ModJ), Friday, 27 August 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

ugh god no please!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 27 August 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

She's on that Playboy Channel show where the girls just lay around masturbating while dudes call in.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 27 August 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

IT IS NOT MY FAULT YOU ASSFACE. THIS THREAD WAS GREAT UNTIL CERTAIN PEOPLE DECIDED TO BE "FUNNY"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ALL OF YOU WITH HOT STICKS.
-- Allyzay (fuckyo...), December 4th, 2003.

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Friday, 27 August 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't stand the way she looks or sounds, but that vid where she get fucked by The Great God Pan has its moments.

― sexyDancer, Friday, 27 August 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

It was Jane, and she looked so much better without that make-up on. Who knows what her asshole looks like without soft lighting, though.

Nicole Richie actually looked okay, too.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 27 August 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

You guys are probably talking about this pic:

http://www.punkasspunk.com/psb/JennaNoMakeup.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 27 August 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I never knew she had freckles!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 27 August 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

oh my god. Her face is... wrong.

― Krankenhaus, Friday, 27 August 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

the quote in the mag was kinda sad too. she was like 'i was nervous ppl would think im ugly'

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 27 August 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

She looks kinda like Sissy Spacek there.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 27 August 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

oh my god. Her face is... wrong.
The money shot usually obscures her freckles.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 28 August 2004 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

she really doesn't look that much different

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 28 August 2004 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you sure that's not Debra Kara Unger?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 28 August 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHA that chick from Crash? They do look somewhat similar...

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 28 August 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

She's said that during sex scenes she thinks of nothing but a big check floating down from the sky.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Saturday, 28 August 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Wouldn't you?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 28 August 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I just meant that to me that photo makes it obvious how badly she's cut up her face. Look at her lips, and her jaw.. I dunno.
Seemingly what the makeup does is make her almost normal looking, not beautiful

― Krankenhaus, Saturday, 28 August 2004 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I love the transparent premise of this thread - "I am going to go on about some pr0n actress whose name I can't even spell, in the hope that I get off on calling someone a nazi"

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 28 August 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

of the thread starter, I mean of course.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 28 August 2004 10:11 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

Did I sp;ell her name wrong? Not much of a porn viewer. Soz.
-- Calzer (Calzer), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:35 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

Best exchange ever:

hop on ILX chat sometime.
i hear it's a popular topic.
-- Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:59 (3 years ago)

Serious? People waste time speaking about me? That's sooo sad as to be funny.
-- Calzer (Calzer), Saturday, 6 September 2003 02:02 (3 years ago)

How do I get on it??
-- Calzer (Calzer), Saturday, 6 September 2003 02:03 (3 years ago)

― Pashmina, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

She broke up with her husband. I think she even dated Dave Navarro for a while.

― nathalie, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

So that's what young mothers talk about? Interesting.

― StanM, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

Her book is funny. "You have turned your pussy from a pleasure center into a cash machine."

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

Jenna ATM

― StanM, Friday, 7 September 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sure she's had worse things than bank cards in her cooch.

― milo z, Friday, 7 September 2007 04:10 (eighteen years ago)

She looks ghastly (or ghoulish?) these days. Good lord, she has thinned down way too much. Could also be the fact she's dating this extremely dud looking buffy stud, everyone must look thin next to him.
So is the book good? Read the Traci Lords one which *could* have been great, but it was pretty crap (due to porn attack mode).

― stevienixed, Friday, 7 September 2007 07:37 (eighteen years ago)

the book is funny

― chaki, Friday, 7 September 2007 09:38 (eighteen years ago)

The book is great, and huge.

She looks pretty bad lately. Too much surgery. In some lights she actually looks like Amanda Lepore.

― roxymuzak, Friday, 7 September 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

Thread titles with the subject's name misspelled are automatically funny.

― Hurting 2, Friday, 7 September 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

six years pass...

http://gawker.com/jenna-jameson-uses-her-tits-to-turn-4chan-into-her-pers-1495432027

― 龜, Monday, 6 January 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)

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Jenna Jemmason - c or d