Induced vomiting, classic or dud?

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Cos I feel sick.

― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

If induced by the rest of the room making vomiting noises whilst you display signs of queasiness = classic.

If as part of some wacky teen psychiatry ana-mia hilarity = dud.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i ate a lamb kebob sandwich from a lebanese place that was briefly closed by the health inspector earlier this year.

it tasted a little funny in retrospect.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

For its spontaneous cousin, see Vomiting: C/D

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I tried to make myself sick when I swallowed a contact lens once but couldn't.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i remember watching an episode of "21 jump street" many many years ago and being amazed that they could do this. i just didn't see how it was possible.

i've since learned.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

um.. Nick, how did that happen?

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

he was licking some honey's eyes and--slurp! oops.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

How could you assist someone to vomit, do you think? Could you, for example, massage their back as they vomit? Or massage their belly? Or maybe paddle their arse?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I stuck my fingers down my throat. I assumed this was the correct procedure. I spasmed a few times but that was all. Then I drank some salt water but that didn't work either.

xpost - I was cleaning it in my mouth during an RE lesson.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Who's kissed a girl or boy who recently vomited?

Me!!!!

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

colin, you can hold their hair behind their head, for one thing.

i knew a girl who met her boyfriend when he vomited on her at a party. talk about meeting cute.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

It's quite the ice-breaker.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

inducing vomit is easy and thoroughly recommended for when you've drunk just that little bit too much and desperately want to be able to lie down without spinning

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, you just have to stick at the back-of-the-throat thing.

not a stick-at-the-back-of-throat thing, though.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I tried to do this a couple of times in elementary school to go home early, but never got past dry heaves and spasms (it didn't help that I never ate breakfast).

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I can make myself spew, but only if I'm already quite nauseous, and even then it doesnt always work. Combo of finger in throat and just thinking of the grossest thing I can... and for some reason, straightening up my back seems to help (maybe it squashes my stomach?)

I hate puking :(

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Encouraging the vomiter to think of sour milk, rotten eggs, month-old chicken carcass, cold raw sausages etc may help too.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I threw up on an ILXor once. I will not say who it was. It was not induced. I recommend against induced vomiting.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

This is an interesting topic.

Still talking about assisting others who wish/need to vomit, as opposed to attempting to make yourself vomit, there was another method I was fortunate enough to see in the Jackass movie: saying 'bluergh, bleurgh, bleurgh!!!' over and over to someone who looks ripe to puke is very effective.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

How about punishing someone who's vomiting? When you notice that someone is about to vomit, you could take their mind off it by kicking them really hard in the nuts.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Amateurist, I hope you feel better! Nausea & the whole pre-vomit routine is really terrible. I hate it so much. If you're sure, it's better to just get it over with. You'll feel much better.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Vomiting is definitely underrated.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Being vomited on (especially on New Years Eve 1999 -> 2000) = HELLA HORRIBLE DUD BEYOND BELIEF.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Never done it. Think there have been a few times I tried, but I decided being nauseous was preferable to gagging myself.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

If you really need to puke, here's how:

Run some very warm water in a glass. maybe 4 ounces.
Mix in 2 TB yellow mustard and stir it up.
Run for the bathroom; it will be all over in about 5 minutes.

For the professional verison, go to the drug store and get over-the-counter Ipecac Syrup; follow the directions on the label for an industrial-strength puke party.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Orbit, I was astonished that you simply have to make the mixture and you will vomit.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that really true?

― s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHA! It helps to drink it down really fast without stopping for a breath!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yup. Tried and tested, including once on myself. Learned it from a nurse.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Now, my thoughts are increasingly turning to the opportunities afforded for abstract expressionists in applying themselves, via the ingestion of various chemicals and dyes, to the task of creating vomit art.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I was ill last weekend after eating a bad turkey burger. It was getting really bad, so I induced and felt perfect 35 minutes later...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you vomit onto a flat canvas, Spencer? Because if you did, I'll buy it for AUS$4 million.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"I like to call this one Untitled (Bad Turkey Burger)"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Untitled (Undigested)

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i did it, and i'm glad, because part of the sandwich was lodged in my throat. this happens fairly often (not the vomiting part, but the something-stuck-in-my-throat part). I sometimes panic and wonder if I have some kind of tumor in my throat that's obstructing things. It often happens after I smoke. I'm confused.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm going to drink about ten pots of herbal tea before i go to bed.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Def classic. If you are feeling hungover, or indeed still drunk during the evening, I always do this & feel much better for it. Strangely though, the older I get, the less I have to help it along!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

doesn't it eventually erode the lining of your throat? they warned us about this during the lesson on bulemia in my health class.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

They taught you how to be bulemic?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I think this only happens when you are being sick on a constant basis. I am not throwing up every day due to being drunk. I wish!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 08:59 (twenty-two years ago)

uh, so like during the Anti War Protests here in San Francisco, people were eating food full of red & blue food coloring (i guess the white was just natural puke?) and throwing up on the Federal Building

that'll show 'em!!

― JasonD (JasonD), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 09:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i have always admired friend A for picking friend B's puke-covered glasses out of a skip after they had fallen off B while he was throwing up. it was one of the nicest things i've ever seen done for a friend.

― angela (angela), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 09:25 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

Classic. Just induced 2 bouts here and I feel tons better. I get an almost euphoric feeling afterward, I swear. I've been making myself puke now for about 20 years (only when I feel bad, tho), and every time it has reduced nausea and bettered my mood.

Here's a tip for those unable to make it happen at will: Reach far back into the throat with 2 fingers until you can feel the divider-type thing that separates air from food in the throat (I think that's what it is). Push down on that. Keep pushing. You'll be barfing in seconds.

― libcrypt, Sunday, 10 February 2008 06:37 (seventeen years ago)

^ controversial pro-ana post

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 10 February 2008 06:56 (seventeen years ago)

pro-mia, i guess

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 10 February 2008 07:56 (seventeen years ago)

I have done this! Except that his glasses had been swept up into a pail of someone else's sick (the someone else was in our party too). Fun night, that one.

― ailsa, Sunday, 10 February 2008 08:10 (seventeen years ago)

Almost ten years ago, and still gets cast up to the involved parties from time to time.

― ailsa, Sunday, 10 February 2008 08:11 (seventeen years ago)

Ailsa, you deserve a medal for that!

― roxymuzak, Monday, 11 February 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

I was EXTREMELY pished. All involved parties have been on ILX at one point or another as well. I also washed the sick off both myself and the glasses by sloshing around in a puddle. I am one classy bird, me.

― ailsa, Monday, 11 February 2008 17:05 (seventeen years ago)

pro-jectile vomit i guess

― ken c, Monday, 11 February 2008 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

you're projecting.

― darraghmac, Monday, 11 February 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

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