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Name my ants!

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I've just bought an antquarium, and want to name all my ants. However, I am not very clever, and so have:

Ant Robinson
Ant and Dec
Steve Mcqueen (digging and the such)

and that's it.

Help!

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:07 (twenty-three years ago)

and how are you going to tell them all apart? hmmmm? paint dots on them?

― donna (donna), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I can tell them apart! They all look different in an ant kind-of-way . . .

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:17 (twenty-three years ago)

aunt em
aunt bea
anthony easton
another day, another dollar

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:18 (twenty-three years ago)

antie
george
brian
helen
daisy
how many are there anyway?

― donna (donna), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Adam1, Adam2, ...

Or name them after the ants in the film 'Antz' ?

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Ant Flo
Ant Acid
Ant E-up
Ant Tee Bellum

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:32 (twenty-three years ago)

At the moment there are about 10 ants, but they don't seem to be digging to quickly, so I may have to add a few more to put a bit of pressure on them.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:36 (twenty-three years ago)

10?
thats not enough, you need millions of the little fuckers.
add a cupful and call them all sam.

― donna (donna), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:38 (twenty-three years ago)

10? Name them all after the players in [insert funny name of football team that has something to do with ants], minus the goalkeeper obv.

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 08:35 (twenty-three years ago)

if you minus the goalkeeper you can't call one 'billy the fish', add an ant

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 08:36 (twenty-three years ago)

or add two name them after big brother contestants and marvel as they are more fascinating than the real thing.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 08:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Surely one of them should be called Gorilla.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 10:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Ripper
Uncle Joe
Dostoevsky
Chekhov
Lermontov
Ostrovsky
Pushkin
Gogol
Leo
Turgenev
Goncharov
Kabakov
Kalinin
Tatlin
Kaplan
Makarevich
Tishkov
Serp
Gabo
Kandinsky
El Lissitzky
Malevich
Rodchenko
Smirnov
Borodin
Prokofiev
Rachmaninov
Scriabin
Shostakovich
Stravinsky
Tchaikovsky
Zhukov
Chuikov

― Alex K (Alex K), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Rant

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Gus Vans Ant

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Hymie

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Ronnie Vanz An(d)t

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:35 (twenty-three years ago)

anton

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Marco, Merrick, Terry Lee, Gary Tibbs and Adam

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)

antonio
antonia
anthem

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:52 (twenty-three years ago)

dave dee, dozy, beaky, mick and tich... ant.

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Antigone. Antmandu. Antarctica. Gladys.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Anthena

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

#1, #2, #3, Curly-Sue, #5, #6, Antwon, The Ant formerly known as Prince

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Optimus Prime
Megatron
Starscream
Grimlock
etc etc..

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Insecticons!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Anti-con

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

!!

Insecticons:
US:
Bombshell
Shrapnel
Kickback
UK:
Venom
Chop Shop
Ransack
Barrage

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Pepper!

Whiskers!

Uncle Jim!

Felch! with his best friend, Felch Jr!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Fucker
Cuntface
Dipshit
Asswad
Bitchtits
Cumstain
Dicklick
Quimhole
Pissfiend
Squicker

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:14 (twenty-three years ago)

..."Squicker"?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Are these ants purebred?

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.aracnet.com/~jaydog/faqs/alt-tasteless-dictionary.txt

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

C. K. Dexter Haven.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Can't

― allyson (schmanktenputchka), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Neko Case

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Untitled, the Ant.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Immanuel Ant

― s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Joe

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Cur
Piss
Ped
Revan
Cormor
Adam
Replick
Deke
Puiss
Stride

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Antietam

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Chirpy Boy and Bart Jnr

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Anty Mame

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Spiny Norman

Wait... wrong thread :D

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:29 (twenty-three years ago)

D.V.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:45 (twenty-three years ago)

von Manstein
Paulus
Guderian
Hoth
Dietrich
Rommel
Galland
Model
Keitel
Jodl
Halder
Brauchitsch
Von Rundstedt
Von Kluge
Milch
Kesselring
Fritsch
Student
Raus
Witzleben
Von Kleist

― Alex K (Alex K), Thursday, 11 September 2003 07:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Barry. Barry's a nice name for an ant.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 11 September 2003 08:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Surely you're going to name them all after us? Bagsy be the one with the mandibles and antennae that bend *just so*.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 11 September 2003 09:06 (twenty-three years ago)

da antidote

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 11 September 2003 09:09 (twenty-three years ago)


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