Lame Ways of Making Yourself Lame Part II

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I would search for the original thread, but I just SPILLED SCALDING HOT SOUP ALL OVER MY HAND and I'm in too much pain!

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Aww Jody, get it under the cold tap & keep there. Honestly this will minimise any scarring. I got burnt with hot oil from the frying pan the other day & it really killed.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

First one for reference, in case you wanna chiggitty check it.

Moving a filing cabinet (empty thank goodness). Dropping filing cabinet on toe. Sandals. Blood. Etc.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

opps, that sucks Jody!

I suspect I will make myself lame on Saturday when I go to a free kung-fu lesson :(

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I got bounced off of a trampoline by my big-ass brother-in-law, and I landed on my palms, blowing out both elbows (imagine the radiuses, or is it radii, split lengthways along the bone). I wasn't lame as in unable to walk, but I sure felt lame, and it was tough doing a whole bunch of normal stuff with both elbows in casts.

― David A. (Davant), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I was dancing at this goth club that had a (thankfully temporary) home in a club fitted out as a stripclub. So its got all the cages and poles and raised stage bits you can dance on.

So there I am shakin my thang to some tune, thinking I'm shit hot, and then the song finished and I went to walk off the raised stage by walking down the small set of stairs in front of it.

Only they weren't where I thought they were in the dark, so I stepped gracefully several feet up into thin air and landed with my entire weight onto one leg which went CRUNCH and then I fell face-first onto the club floor :( Really fucking embarrasing, and I couldnt put weight on my leg for a week.

The best bit was when I went to a doctor several days later and he told me with a sneer I was just making it all up to get a medical certificate (!!!).

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 11 September 2003 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

OW OW OW OW OW I can't read this thread.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 September 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

seven years pass...

my copy of simon reynolds' totally wired fell off the chair and on to my big toe. OW.

― PWN: The Paul Winfield Network (get bent), Monday, 10 January 2011 04:37 (fourteen years ago)

post in the ILX gun control debate thread :/

― dayo, Monday, 10 January 2011 04:39 (fourteen years ago)

i wouldn't have thought paperback-to-toe damage would hurt so much. and yet.

― PWN: The Paul Winfield Network (get bent), Monday, 10 January 2011 04:40 (fourteen years ago)

guns don't kill people, simon reynolds does.

― PWN: The Paul Winfield Network (get bent), Monday, 10 January 2011 04:41 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrisainsworth/2439712444/

― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Monday, 28 March 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

I will admit that in high school I decorated a guitar case with "This Machine Kills Fascists". It attracted a lot more attention than I expected and strangers on the street would ask me for an explanation. After getting a few people who didn't even know who Woody Guthrie was, I gave up and took it off.

― kkvgz, Monday, 28 March 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

I gave up on America.

― kkvgz, Monday, 28 March 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

This thread is about stubbing your toes and shit

― (;,;) (rip van wanko), Monday, 28 March 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

Once I dropped that guitar on my foot.

― kkvgz, Monday, 28 March 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

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