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If only humans and dolphins have sex for pleasure then how come male dogs hump peoples legs?

stacy knell, Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Desperation

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

biological imperative?

Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Hormones. Instinct.

It's really really fucking annoying though.

JuliaA (j_bdules), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

everybody OTM

the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Itchy nads.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

you know how dogs have so much energy? turns out that their bodies can act as a battery, and they charge themselves up thru static electricity and friction.

'struth--it was on Mr. Wizard!

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Dogs are really really hormonally influenced. One December, we were all together for a family Christmas, and my mom had just come back to the apartment from their hotel. The dog was suddenly following her everywhere, being very affectionate, putting his head in her lap and acting all adorable. With time he got to being a bit too amorous, and when he was discouraged from my mom's leg, he took a blanket out and was humping furiously. We were all trying to have a nice family Christmas and ignore the dog and his sudden crazy sexual urgency. Mom left for a bit at one point, and he was licking the door and sat there whining until she came back. He's a middle aged dog, so it's not typical behavior for that age.

She finally realized that she had not only put on a fresh estrogen patch, but had an extra one in her pocket for some reason, and the dog must have been reacting to that. He thought she was a bitch in heat!

I've also had unpleasant experiences fighting off dogs that were almost my weight when working at the humane society at certain times in my cycle. Fending off an amorous Rottweiler or Newfie is quite an ordeal. They're all--hey baby, you're fertile, and I don't care that you're a different species. Ugh. And somehow it was always the huge dogs, not the teacup poodles or something.

JuliaA (j_bdules), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

our female dog,( ruby,who died last year ) used to masturbate frequently by sitting on her tail and rocking slowly from side to side. then she would suddenly leap up, dance about and go 'all silly'.
seems to me that dogs enjoy stuff we dont give them credit for!

donna (donna), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Knees are really fucking hot.

Benjamin (benjamin), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Humans, dolphins, bonobos, chimps, etc.

In fact, why would any animal have sex if it didn't feel good (ie/ pleasurable)?

Or is that a naive question?

David A. (Davant), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, why did that last post tell me that notification of e-mails were sent successfully?

This ILE is some weird shit.

David A. (Davant), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

eeep dolphins have a strange sense of pleasure.

... WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....

ken c, Thursday, 11 September 2003 07:37 (twenty-two years ago)


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