STATSCOCK ALERT!!!!

Timebomb Uncensored is a pushover now - set our sites on Countryside!!

SAY HI DERE TO TEH NEW STATSCOCK.

I am on week list woot woot gonnna eat me a hard-boiled egg.

RIP ;(

De Subjectivisten 2674

COOL NOW ADMIN LOG BACK PLS THX! :)

no stat for me :-(

Do you mean it doesn't work, Alan? Or are there no stats for you (because there are)...

alright! sitting pretty at #186

yeah the second sorry. double sorry i relook

Cool.

ok ta. i was looking under the all time list for my old login name. (i know i probly didn't actually post all that much compared to hardcore menks)

Haha

Haha awesome! I am posting more than I realised.

WOW!!!!!!

what a beautiful stats cock!

man, if i hadn't changed my username 20000 times, i'm afraid of where i'd end up.

Woohoo! My Forgotten Toys thread is in the most popular thread list!!!!! YEEHAA!1!!1

Kinda pathetic thatI can excited over this. :-(

ok whoa
had no idea i was so posty (nec decrease began already tho cause a lot of things've gotta get done and focused and finished)

Coo, Louis Jagger outposting just about everybody

where "just about" = totally. More than Curtis and John Justen combined.

OK this cannot be for real.

BAN LJ

He has long conversations with himself over at the Freud board, pads his stats. (/wild guess)

yeah wtf i don't really see him posting that much. maybe i'm just lucky

Woah. Surely 80% of his posts must be on the 65dos and prog v novelty threads alone mind you.

I am still depressed at seeing I've made over 26000 posts to ILX all told, and Ive only been here 4 years.

^^^^dudes those threads are IMPORTANT RESEARCH

a brief appearance on dr. who didn't exactly help my cause, either in terms of board popularity or statscockage.

mmm, 'statscockage'

the "top posters so far this month" looks weird right now. esp. the top of the table

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/StatsControllerServlet

Jordan tearing this shit up.

ITR says "Eat our dust, Aeon Flux sonsabitches."

Jordan S tearing this shit up.

sorrow.

We demand more shitty threads, for the future of our children.

I am in a furious battle with ILX System for about 37th place this month.

Number One with a Steendriver:

Top Posters So Far This Month
BIG HOOS aka the steendriver 708
J0rdan S. 660
ailsa 647
El Tomboto 642
Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃 637
HI DERE 635
That one guy that hit it and quit it 631
jhøshea 621
Dom Passantino 599
Hurting 2 595
gr8080 570
max 561
Ned Raggett 535

aw
here it goes

relayed statscock to gf, response: "you need a girlfriend or a hobby or something"

I think at this juncture Ned is required to give you a library remainder copy of Loveless.

relayed statscock to gf, response: "you need a girlfriend or a hobby or something"

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 February 2008 13:31 (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I wouldn't dare tell anyone such a thing.

Oh, okay. Good looking out.

lol Abbott's last post there.

Actually, my unsolicited opinion is that no one should be banned unless they take steps to fuck up some other poster's life here. I mean, Roger Adultery, f'rinstance... so he espoused crypto- or not so crypto-racist stuff; whatever! Let him be laffed off ILX. Fuck him, I guess. But why censor him or throw him out?

And other people who get banned or who get calls for bans (BJO, say, to give a recent example), seem to provide enough entertainment value that it seems weird when people start hollering for the likes of him to be banned...as if people here aren't feisty enough to deal with all manner of perceived dumbasses...

It's something like if Defamer instituted a no-celeb commentary policy.

Do trolls or dummies or whatever really account for so much static that they require BANNING, in most cases?

that was several xposts, btw

yeah NS would be more likely to talk about phish or butthole surfers than barenaked ladies.

I thought he revived or posted on some Zappa thread, and maybe some Butthole Surfers shit, which made me suspicious...

ban dell

Roger Adultery

This guy was banned? We need a Hall of Fame for banned people.

dell what's going on dude

hall of fame= failed passantino idea

Dom's a visionary ahead of his time.

Dom's Dell's a visionary ahead of his time.

(The post that had to be made).

And other people who get banned or who get calls for bans (BJO, say, to give a recent example), seem to provide enough entertainment value that it seems weird when people start hollering for the likes of him to be banned...

isn't the calls and the banning part of the entertainment?

There should at least be a list of people to watch out for on mod req or something.

Actually, my unsolicited opinion is that no one should be banned unless they take steps to fuck up some other poster's life here. I mean, Roger Adultery, f'rinstance... so he espoused crypto- or not so crypto-racist stuff; whatever! Let him be laffed off ILX. Fuck him, I guess. But why censor him or throw him out?

because ilx is not a forum to spout racist propaganda.

guys we're ruining my victory lap

Now is no time for complacency. Alisa, J0rdan or El Tombato could catch up by month's end.

Must.

Post.

More.

xposts

Yeah, I think some of it's pretty funny, and I'm not trying to invoke McCarthy hearing stuff here...but I just don't understand why people would be so put-off by someone's expressed ideas...like why does Geir get a free ride? Longevity?

(The post that had to be made).

even if that had been true, you don't make it yourself!

NETIQUETTE 101

That's right, this was supposed to be the Rolling Non-crepey Steenpop Top Of Pops Thread Revive 2008 xps

Yeah, I think some of it's pretty funny, and I'm not trying to invoke McCarthy hearing stuff here...but I just don't understand why people would be so put-off by someone's expressed ideas...like why does Geir get a free ride? Longevity?

do you not see how idiotic it is to compare Geir to Roger Adultry?

What's with the Geir hating anyway? Am I just missing something?

He's just really stick-in-the-mud

yes

He's narrow-minded and obstinate, but he's polite.

i'd rather listen to hongroe than w00den wand

do you not see how idiotic it is to compare Geir to Roger Adultry?

I mean, I guess you have a point. Harmless troll (or undiagnosed Asperger's guy) vs Racist!

But, everyone has prejudiced shit inside them. I mean, quotes could be pulled from all manner of people who left posts here, such that they could be accused of being sexist, racist, and what have you. I guess I value free speech over silly bullshit racist crap?

that is to say, over censoring silly racist blather.

dell why are you wasting time psuedo-defending conjured racists

TRYING TO INCREASE HIS STATS COUNT.

who says we don't value free speech? just because banned people can't post here doesn't mean they can't post their tripe somewhere else. consider banning an encouragement to do just that.

"conjured" racists?

dell, stfu and stop posting.

okay, baby. (I mean that in every sense of the word)

ew?

"conjured" racists?

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 17, 2008 10:04 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

he's using adultery as an example but is he not talking about people who may post racist stuff on ilx, i.e. ppl he is conjuring up in his head

I don't get what you mean.

guys we're ruining my victory lap

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 17, 2008 7:47 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^ the man has vision

Welcome back, baby, to the HOOS drive of steen!

But, everyone has prejudiced shit inside them. I mean, quotes could be pulled from all manner of people who left posts here, such that they could be accused of being sexist, racist, and what have you. I guess I value free speech over silly bullshit racist crap?

-- dell, Monday, 18 February 2008 14:58 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Hah! That happened to me once.

Yes, I'm crazee that way.

Top Posters So Far This Month
BIG HOOS aka the steendriver 708
J0rdan S. 660
dell 221

ban these sockpuppets

-- The Reverend, Sunday, February 17, 2008 7:18 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

dell sure does like talking about himself.

dell was bothering me less this week, until this thread

SO glad we don't have this thing anymore

Dear Dell,

Cap'n Lorax is real

L

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