Last night, I dreamed of AVR1L!@#

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It was a very highly detailed dream. It took the form of a bollywood action movie,
which i was appearing in. i was thee hero. None other than AVR1L herself had been kidnapped,
and she was being held to ransom in ontario, canada. Using my detective skills (nb i have no detective skillz whatsoever irl), I located the
kidnappers hiding out in a big building site. I sneaked in along a large conveyor belt used for
transporting building materials. I apprehended the kidnappers, and using my mad chopsocky skills,
beat the crap out of them. (nb I have no mad chopsocky skillz0rz irl) All AVR1L did was moan - my clothes were all dusty from the conveyor
belt, i had taken too long to rescue her, i had been too rough with the kidnappers, my car was not
posh enough for her (in the dream i drove an old oldsmobile custom cruiser!) I was driving back to
the record company office, listening to this awful petulant brat whining in the back seat, when I
woke up. I had to laugh. (nb I am not making this up, this is what I actually dreamed)

Given the love that is felt for AVR1L on this list, I figured some of you at least wd be jealous haha.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 13 September 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

write it down, you have her first film, except she busts out to meat you and you whup the arses of the kidnappers who are also international terrorists.

Ed (dali), Saturday, 13 September 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

A bollywood action movie featuring AVR1L would surely be the best film ever made!!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 13 September 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Norman is the best!

There was a chat transcript in the Guardian the other day from a chat room talking about Geoff Hoon, one of the chatter's name's was 'Pashmina', I thought 'no, it couldn't be, not in the Guardian, not Norman...'

David. (Cozen), Saturday, 13 September 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I will have nightmares about Avril attempting to "meat" me for weeks.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 13 September 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

they have 'pashmina' in there a lot.

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 13 September 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

was this a wet dream?

Crêpe, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

I suppose it depends on how Pashmina feels about awful petulant brats who are whining at him.

Aimless, Thursday, 6 December 2007 01:59 (seventeen years ago)

she busts out to meat you.

Provocative.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 6 December 2007 03:41 (seventeen years ago)

Pash is a better poster these days, kudos for stepping his game up.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 6 December 2007 09:22 (seventeen years ago)

All AVR1L did was moan

Heave Ho, Thursday, 6 December 2007 09:24 (seventeen years ago)

Do you still get "oh is it you in those chat transcripts in the Guardian" thesedays Pash?

Mark G, Thursday, 6 December 2007 09:30 (seventeen years ago)

was this a wet dream?

-- Crêpe, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 22:06 (Yesterday) Link

Tragically, no.

Pashmina, Thursday, 6 December 2007 12:55 (seventeen years ago)


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