When I play tonsil hockey, I *always* score.

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Discuss.

― The Big Cheese, Monday, 15 September 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 15 September 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

if by always you mean never, then yes.

― todd swiss (eliti), Monday, 15 September 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha!

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 15 September 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I always seem to be with women who have small tongues. This means the game is played out mainly in their half.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 15 September 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

is there an "off-sides" penalty for this?

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 15 September 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I think someone will get hurt and they'll need extensive dental work.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 15 September 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

you don't want to know the consequences of shooting through the wrong goal

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 15 September 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

What, up the nose of your partner, from the inside? I'd like to try that as a tantric fizzy surprise for that special woman.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 15 September 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I uh, doubt that was what he meant.

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 15 September 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

(innocently) Well then, what did he mean?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 15 September 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/hurhurhur.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, it is all listed and explained on page 362 of the Oxford
Unabridged Kama Sutra...

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 15 September 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Also there used to be some books featuring a certain "Peter Puck"...

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 15 September 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Body Check!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 15 September 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.aol.com/boardwalk7/puck1.gif

There's a good reason he's smiling.

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 15 September 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

what, his thumb gun' go up somebody ass?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

People don't really do that, do they? Oh, how disgusting.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 15 September 2003 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course they don't. Hockey pucks don't actually have thumbs.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 September 2003 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

phew! i thought they were grubby little buggers!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 15 September 2003 08:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Look! It's Wayne Gretzky's silhouette there on the tonsils!

http://www.emedicine.com/ent/images/815fig2.jpg http://www.casca.ca/ecass/issues/images/gretzky.jpg

Can you believe it? I know I can't!

― Herbstmute (Wintermute), Monday, 15 September 2003 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)

When I play tonsil hockey, an icy, bloody fight always breaks out.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 15 September 2003 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

good olde peter puck!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 15 September 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

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