defend the indefensible: CARROTTOP

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why in the name of all that's holy is this pointless man famous?

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 15 September 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

dunno if this is true ... but still it's funny

AT&T and Carrot Top

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 15 September 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

They woulda hired Gallagher #1 but Gallagher #2 protested.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 15 September 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

His props are CRAZY. he once pulled out a tennis racket with beads dangling from it and said it was Serena William's racket, and then He throw it somewhere. He always throws them away so quickly.

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 15 September 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://img.slate.msn.com/media/1/123125/2065969/2076253/2082429/030505_carrot_top.jpg

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 15 September 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I've said it before and I'll say it again - HE LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 15 September 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

slate had a good point on those ads. he may be insufferable, but you DO remember the commercials, right? so the joke's on us.

― amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 15 September 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

about as memorable as rectal surgery with no anesthesia, but point taken.

and it isn't as if Carrot Top is some sort of Neil Hamburger-stylee unfunny comedian. there are people who do think he's really funny. i think that such people ought to be hunted down and fumigated, but they exist!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 15 September 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

*hides and takes fumigation antidote pill*

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 15 September 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

There was a time when, believe it or not, Carrot Top really was funny. Before the movie, before the telephone commercials, a guy on a stage with a bunch of goofy shit. Like actually ha ha funny. *sigh*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 September 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I do remember the number, so the ads do work in that regard. However, much like Coors with their "football/twins" ads, the commercials have caused me to boycott. Plus Coors is piss, and Guinness is readily available.

― ham on rye (ham on rye), Monday, 15 September 2003 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

carrot top should throw a "red boxing" video faq on the internet
"just record this funny noise from the internet on your mp3 player, crank the volume and stick the headphone where your mouth is" kind of thing

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Monday, 15 September 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

IMDb trivia for Carrot Top:

Attended college in Boca Raton, Florida. Sells out more than 200 concerts a year

Does Commercials for 1-800-CALL-ATT

He does an audio-commentary on the DVD to "The Rules of Attraction," even though he had no involvement in the film.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 15 September 2003 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

HE WAS IN WING COMMANDER 3.

― daniel cheail (daniel cheail), Monday, 15 September 2003 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Whua!?
As what? Freddy Prinze Juniors acting coach?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 15 September 2003 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I learned on Saturday that my friend Brian thinks he is funny. I hold Brian in high esteem. So there maybe something to this Carrottop fellow. Plus, without Carrottop, there would be no Blueberryhead.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 15 September 2003 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lynnguppy.com/carrottop.jpg
I R Alien!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 15 September 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

does anyone else find his newfound buffness disturbing? the thought of him working out makes me violently ill. carrottop+jockstrap=ebola virus.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 15 September 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all steroids.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 15 September 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

he was on "space ghost" the other night

― amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 15 September 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually listened to that Rules of Attraction thing and it was pretty hilarious. Not only did he have no involvement with the movie, he clearly had never even seen it before recording the commentary.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 15 September 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay I'm so watching that tonight.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 September 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Most of it is, "Hey, who's that guy? Oh it's the guy from Dawson's Creek! Here he is, coming into the room. He's gonna talk to that girl. Oh, no, he's gonna pick that book up. Yup!"

― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 15 September 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Without Carrot Top there would be no Blueberry Head. College favorite.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 15 September 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

He looks like any given drag queen impersonating Faye Dunaway impersonating Joan Crawford. Only with red hair.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 15 September 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

does he refer to himself in the third person IRL? i hope so. "excuse me miss, can carrot top have this seat?"

― amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 15 September 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lynnguppy.com/carrottop.jpg

http://www.telusplanet.net/public/lunden/origin.gif

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 15 September 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Read his 20 mins, "How to Screw The Media Through Hypnosis and Bribery"

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 15 September 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.lvrj.com/images/bestoflv/1998/photos/carrot-top.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i.cnn.net/nascar/2002/comm/chat/10/02/kwallace_transcript/kenny2.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.shaw.ca/celebritywash/Photos/carrottoppic1.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I think at least he's onto his not being funny ... as the funny thing at this point ... or something ...

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

The pic of C-top behind the podium is about to cause my eyes to explode.

― Skottie, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Who the fuck is this guy?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

America's personal Jesus.

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 06:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"Chairman of the Board" was kinda funny.

Me likey tennis.

― Star Hustler, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i watched a promo copy of his new dvd its the worst think ive ever seen in my life.

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

It probably seared your retina. You're going to have to have emergency work done to return you to normal.

― Skottie, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

everything in this thread is like 100x funnier than carrottop. and most of the posts in this thread aren't all that funny really.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 08:01 (twenty-one years ago)

HI DERE

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you have something more to say?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw him about 10 years ago at a college spring break weekend. He was doing his standup act and it was hilarious. Not so funny anymore.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

when i was in vegas, he was coming through in a few weeks. there was a huge video screen of him doing funny stuff, and then STANDING AROUND WITHOUT A SHIRT!!!!! it was scary. really really scary.

plus, isn't he just trying to be like yahoo serious? remember him?

― colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris, how drunk were you?

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

completely bombed.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://www.sjlevyphoto.com/photos/Jones-2_portrait_small.jpg http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/carrottop.gif

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 9 October 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/ct.jpg

― ENBB, Monday, 31 December 2007 02:08 (seventeen years ago)

gah!

― jhøshea, Monday, 31 December 2007 02:10 (seventeen years ago)

Browsing through this thread, I was thankful there were no pictures of buff Carrot Top.

And then I reached your post.

x-post

― Ivan, Monday, 31 December 2007 02:11 (seventeen years ago)

Buff Carrot Top is one of the most grotesque people ever right up there with that rich plastic surgery cat woman - y/y?

― ENBB, Monday, 31 December 2007 02:13 (seventeen years ago)

Oh good Christ ... will those arms just explode already?

― Eric H., Monday, 31 December 2007 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

How did his FACE get buff?! Is that a by-product of working out, I don't get his existence

― Ivan, Monday, 31 December 2007 02:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.sz-wholesale.com/uploadFiles/syringe_181.jpg

― J0rdan S., Monday, 31 December 2007 02:25 (seventeen years ago)

I was just going to say his face is looking fat these days.

― Eric H., Monday, 31 December 2007 02:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/CreativeCupcake/Blog/carrot_top_buff2.jpg

― onimo, Monday, 31 December 2007 10:44 (seventeen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/Stop_sign_MUTCD.svg/600px-Stop_sign_MUTCD.svg.png

― strgn, Monday, 31 December 2007 10:53 (seventeen years ago)

the most offensive part of that picture is the goatee

― J0rdan S., Monday, 31 December 2007 10:54 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/carrot-top-celeb-400a062807.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 31 December 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

he got cut pretty hard on the flava flav roast. he didn't look like he was taking it very well, either

[after a string of brigitte nielsen joeks] "you big ghoulish woman... i'm talking to you carrot top"

― gff, Monday, 31 December 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

For once, I find Carrot Top to be kinda funny.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 31 December 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

the most offensive part of that picture is the goatee

― J0rdan S., Monday, December 31, 2007 5:54 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

the face goatee or the pubic goatee?!?

― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

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