The Girls of Wal-Mart???

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the world just doesn't make sense to me anymore.
I mean, maybe the Wal-Mart's in other places are different, but I can honestly say that I never wondered what a Wal-Mart "associate" looks like naked.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd pay to make sure I never see some of them naked.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

You can leave you smock on.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder what the "spreads" are going to look like.

They'll never get their Wal-Mart jobs back, that's for sure, so I hope they get a lot of money out of this, and have something to fall back on, like college.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought this thread would be about the largest gender discrimination class action suit in history

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

why don't they just run a "Playboy's Girls of Minimum Wage" special?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Or "Hustler's All Nude Working Poor Spectacular"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

They should do the shoot in one of the uber-Walmart's in the furniture section.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

or in the empty husks of small businesses

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"Foot Stamps & Beaver Shots"?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

poor people are ugly!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

every so often there are reports of "studies" that show attractive people earn more than me.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

and ugly people are stupid.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

they should go back to where they came from, Ugsylvania.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

they should eat their elected leader, Mayor McCheese.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Ugly People, I tell ya! I didn't fight the Nazis and Vietnamians just to let Ugly People take over America!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

and their babies! Didja ever see such a sight!?!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Ugly babies are cute in that car crash/oil slick kinda way.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Ugly babies IN car crashes and oil slicks are even cuter

― dave q, Tuesday, 16 September 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

A: to see the expression on their face!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Humanitarian Hotties: The Ladies of OXFAM

― earlnash, Tuesday, 16 September 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The Girls of PETA--oh wait

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Girls Of Starbucks (NSFW)

― Ryan McKay (Ryan McKay), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll say it loud: I'm ugly and I'm proud.*

*Of what exactly, I have no idea.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art2/endmugs4.jpg

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

that's k-mart

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

K-Mart's bankrupt, I'm sure she had to find work elsewhere.

It's been so long since K-Mart and Wal-Mart competed around here, I don't remember which one is worse.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

hint: one of them sells(sold?) Kathie Lee fashions.

http://bigbelch.com/celebs/klee2.gif

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure "The Women of Target" would be more tasteful.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh the Kathy-Lee-Photoshopping possibilities of that pic...

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

how about the Sri Lankan Girls of Nike?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Didn't Jason & the Argonauts fight them?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

seven years pass...

http://gawker.com/5703815/man-banned-from-wal+mart-for-masturbating-in-the-toy-aisle

― kelolpapyrus (Pillbox), Thursday, 2 December 2010 05:01 (fourteen years ago)

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