Introduce Yourself II - ILE Brief Lives

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We're the Daddy Forum now - but who are we? An ILE for Beginners thread might seem a good idea, but people - especially people arrogant enough to post on a public forum - have a tendency to bang on.

So introduce yourself, but in ten words or less. Peasy!

Oh, and did I mention people over the ten word limit get their intros deleted? ;)

Current deletees: Anthony, David R., Doomie.

― Tom, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm Ronan....I radiate wit and charm in every direction

― Ronan, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

turn ons: burritos and da BEAT

turn offs: hairy backs.

― jess, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Like you all ain't know who I am.

― Ally, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm DG and I AM THE CRITICAL UBERMENSCH!

― DG, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Francophile. Essex boy and epicure. Sometime film critic. Verbose. Kind.

― Will McKenzie, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am Nicole, accident-prone goof.

― Nicole, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

geoff, uberwench, foucault disciple, writer, caffine, nicotine, antidepressants, vaporub.

― Geoff, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jeff, slightly used.

― Jeff, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Songwriter confirmed misanthropic views -- and dead -- in toxic terror attack.

― Momus, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sorry, that was 'Brief Deaths', not 'Brief Lives'. Maybe we should do a separate thread of 'Brief Deaths'. A ten word self-obit. How about it?

― Momus, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Raak-luvin' capitalist pig with programming chops. Wears "humorous" shirts.

― Sam, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Evil neo-Jazz Age wino obsessed with badgers and Muses.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Corpulent Catholic Canuck Cocksucker who likes poems and art !

― anthony, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm pissed Tom deleted my entry. But I am shameless.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Julia, far too shy to say much...

― julia, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

swm bi soh 41 likes facemetal malice jumpcuts aliens sleep

― mark s, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

30 year old in Oxford, feeling small in erudite company.

― MarkH, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hairy ex italian, pink tights, up north

― Ed, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Recently realized: discusses Ethiopia altogether too much here, e.g., now.

― Nitsuh, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Drinker, thinker, minestrone stinkah!

― Pete, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"i am," i cried, "i am," said i.

― fred solinger, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sharp claws, sharp mind, all knowing, mind blowing mystery

― Samantha, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

amiable idiosyncratic, exiled anglo-celtic hetero-male 34, protestant-apostate.

― stevo, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm the wind beneath Bette Midler's wings.

― fritz, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Trying to figure out who I am these days has me almost in tears and starting off yet another day in a depression. Thanks guys.

― Sean, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

38 year old single American female still holding down job.

― Lesley Higgins, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Almost 19. Almost an Egyptologist. Still in Winchester.

― Bill, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

27 / english / male / single / pop musician / messy / short / sober / nice

― chris, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'm gareth. i am a soodointallextual ravefucka. come wid it!

― gareth, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Go here. Not enough make-up. CDs everywhere! Feed my ego.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And fix my links.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

in short: 19,short.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Different Jeff. Always posts just after Mitch. Loves Ally's website.

― Jeff, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Cryptic sarcasm available 24/7 to citizens of Mpls/NYC/EC1. Retort guaranteed.

― suzy, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fat, ignorant, once-and-future drunk.

― Tim, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

please make me real!

― jel, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ned, you look nothing like I imagined you.

― Sean, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Be my friend! I don't burn any bridges!

― Brian MacDonald, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dan, smart, kind, taste too! santa monica CA, write me

― Dan, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

now the question is, how DID you imagine him, sean?

― jess, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nothing ever matters if you hide away from it all.

― DavidM, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tracer Hand; slothful; sincere; seldom sorry.

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

give it a year and i'll have got over garage

― ambrose, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

--oh: likes house metal.

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Turner. 19. A rebel without a Blog.

― turner, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

25, music, comics, tv, cute girls don't like me.

― jel, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tall and tender but with a dirty mind.

― Billy Dods, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

late bloomer: now developing ego and interesting personality

― Maria, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, I was about to say, Sean. If I was some well-oiled Adonis in your mind, I do thank you. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I obssess over The Cure and Prince. Hold me.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

maura. (dot com.)

― maura, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Have a thousand words instead:

http://www.theaskguys.com/% 7Epics/ladies.jpg

― Kodanshi, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That is terrifying.

Me: Slightly chemically imbalanced poet, kind to animals.

― bnw, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i like bread and butter, i like toast and jam....

― di, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am a unit. Of society. Be seeing you.

― Al, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

was physist in love with rock and roll.

now shadow.

― Mr Noodles, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Asian and Asian mutt musician in America. I hardly exist.

― Honda, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

24. government contracted to build 3rd world baby killing devices.

― ernest, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Are you nervous because I'm so good looking? Relax!

― Pennysong Hanle y, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oooh! I want Hanle y's answer!

― Dan Perry, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned

― dave q, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

His schizophrenia defined him. He always tried too bloody hard.

― Robin Carmody, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh shit, ignore the above, and look to Brief Deaths, its natural home.

Relaxed. Rabid. Schizophrenic. Happy. Uncertain. Smart. Fast. Uneasy. Not bad.

― Robin Carmody, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

10x as negative, 1/5th as creepy, 20x more stoned.

― duane, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He was a wanker

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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