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Now that I think about it, gonhorrhea seems like the only possibility.

― Lady Grinning Soul, Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Try it with honey on, and toasted.

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Vitun vitun vitun perkeleen vittu!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't be silly. I could really eat a cutlet.

― David. (Cozen), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:25 (twenty-three years ago)

You'll have to rebuild your kernel to get the device driver to work.

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:33 (twenty-three years ago)

this is the reason i don't eat cod anymore

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Probably better to change at Oxford Circus.

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Start with a roux then add the rest of the soup base.

― Lady Grinning Soul, Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:41 (twenty-three years ago)

and that's how i met your mother

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:42 (twenty-three years ago)

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

― Peter Z., Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:45 (twenty-three years ago)

But then I have just decided that I have a headache.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:46 (twenty-three years ago)

That's what happends when you try to make a cormorant wear a silk tie.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:46 (twenty-three years ago)

My god! It's full of pies!

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, it's on the cards.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Known or suspected homosexuals

― fletrejet, Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:54 (twenty-three years ago)

but that wasn't why i was shaving the cat

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:55 (twenty-three years ago)

It turned out to be that man he saw when he turned round to watch his fiancee walking up the aisle.

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Wastepaper basket.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Tuckerbuck tongue protector and gum essence, available at Burger King.

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Thursday, 18 September 2003 11:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I found out afterward that she had already bought me this blouse, but then had to return it for the pair of trousers.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 18 September 2003 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

That's intellectual rock for you, dude.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 18 September 2003 11:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm being traced by the CIA. My oranges are weird.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 September 2003 11:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Your mission if you choose to accept it:
1) Live Faust
2) Die Jung
3) Leave it to Beaver

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 18 September 2003 11:43 (twenty-three years ago)

No, secateurs.

― Sam (chirombo), Thursday, 18 September 2003 12:14 (twenty-three years ago)

How is this different from any other ILE thread?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 September 2003 12:17 (twenty-three years ago)

*looks for a witty dan perry profanity, doesn't find it*

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 18 September 2003 12:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, this is all getting dangerously close to sequitur-ing.

― Lady Grinning Soul, Thursday, 18 September 2003 12:36 (twenty-three years ago)

nu nahhui!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 18 September 2003 12:40 (twenty-three years ago)

In Steven's mind the penal colony is a savage fantasy land, peopled with shaven-headed convicts in striped pyjamas, boldly tattooed from head to foot, guarded by men in plinth helmets and dress whites. The coastline is an impenetrable wall of green jungle; gaudy parrots scream from the trees; alligators lurk just below the water's surface; natives glide to and fro in dugout canoes; bare-breasted women tend to children in palm-roofed huts; wide-mouthed rivers disgorge into an infinite ocean.

― Pierre, Thursday, 18 September 2003 12:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Meanwhile, on another planet...

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 18 September 2003 12:55 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/glitch.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 September 2003 13:45 (twenty-three years ago)

fremme neppe vennnnnnn...never mind.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Sometimes, I get fed up with answering threads with non-sequitur. It's a hard word to say "sequitur" isn't he skeletor's brother?

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Payback's a bitch, yo.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Purple amputated backwash amalgamations of ancestral victories over lycanthropic E. coli manifesting bovine cardial palpipations at 150 bpm oh my god this is the best song eVER!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I see your body in the river, it's been floating there for days.

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

The only other time that I tasted it was shortly after I lost my left leg.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 18 September 2003 17:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I would never kick a children.

― Charlie Rose (Charlie Rose), Thursday, 18 September 2003 17:22 (twenty-three years ago)

But supposedly they're going to be bringing out a viognier next year.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 18 September 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Rasta chips.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I fucked Gary Coleman.

― Charlie Rose (Charlie Rose), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Emily stop reading ILE and go get stitches right now!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Entertainer!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 18 September 2003 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm a TWENTIETH CENTURY MAN
but i dont wanna BEEEeee,
i don't wanna BEEeee here....

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 September 2003 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Tikel, tikel upasharni

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 18 September 2003 21:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Solving the fate of the universe with divinity....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 18 September 2003 21:17 (twenty-three years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/turbonegro/evilshoes.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 18 September 2003 22:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Ask the MOP to send a D149/D150 to the DC, then send a D131 to DC to confirm MPAN addresses

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not really hungry, but if you're gonna make hot dogs I'll eat one.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, but how are we going to get the money to use dental floss?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 19 September 2003 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Debris slide!

― daria g (daria g), Friday, 19 September 2003 18:39 (twenty-three years ago)

"No one can hear you scream in spice colors."

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 19 September 2003 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

non-sequitur

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 19 September 2003 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.carolinacoins.com/Small_Coin_Rolls.JPG

who needs help spending their quarters?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 19 September 2003 21:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I swear I saw a body drop.

― Sean (Sean), Friday, 19 September 2003 22:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Hence we arrive at being qua being.

― Al Andalous, Friday, 19 September 2003 22:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Besides, I'm part-Welsh.

― Al Andalous, Friday, 19 September 2003 22:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I walk like a man, but I sit like a girl.

― ScottRC (ScottRC), Sunday, 21 September 2003 12:26 (twenty-three years ago)

The REFLEX! Goddamn! The Reflex!

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 21 September 2003 12:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, Fritz still has a nameless twin!
Apparently.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 21 September 2003 13:31 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.livejournal.com/users/beninem/25618.html

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 21 September 2003 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)

That's not what I heard.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 21 September 2003 14:30 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.runenews.net/image.cgi/29399

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 21 September 2003 15:36 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...
Oh, Acapulco sun!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 May 2006 19:17 (twenty years ago)

April is the cruellest month

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Monday, 8 May 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

There's a cream for his problem.

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Monday, 8 May 2006 23:49 (twenty years ago)

And there were only four posters on his wall, beside a crumpled picture of her

― stet (stet), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 00:14 (twenty years ago)

So how could we have been any happier?

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 00:57 (twenty years ago)

Naturally, graham crackers were efficacious in curbing her onanastic excesses (by virtue of "blanding") her diet as prescribed by the Kellogg corportation, as part of a healthy and complete breakfast.

― remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 00:59 (twenty years ago)

pilvenpiirtaja

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 01:29 (twenty years ago)

Je suis d'une moralité douteuse, tu sais.

― Eva van Rein (Gaia1981), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 04:42 (twenty years ago)

Clam Chowda!

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 04:49 (twenty years ago)

There's nothing wrong with my heart.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 05:18 (twenty years ago)

huh huh huh m huh huh. He said "dill."

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 05:33 (twenty years ago)

Oh, Portofino is lovely at this time of year!

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 08:54 (twenty years ago)

On the other hand, I never could understand clothespegs.

― Vernon Jackson (kate), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 08:57 (twenty years ago)

Back of the line, skippy.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 10:35 (twenty years ago)

He was in Mexico in '82, things were a bit different then.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 10:37 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

It was different to how I expected it to be.

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 10 July 2008 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

how was it different?

― and what, Thursday, 10 July 2008 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

I told her it wouldn't fit, but she insisted.

― Finefinemusic, Thursday, 10 July 2008 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

some data could be removed completely.

― rollerbeef, Sunday, 13 July 2008 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

This kind of thing happens every other week on a Tuesday

― snoball, Sunday, 13 July 2008 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

but you can't have it when it's too hard.

― Surmounter, Monday, 14 July 2008 05:48 (eighteen years ago)

needless to say, the can was broken.

― tremendoid, Monday, 14 July 2008 06:28 (eighteen years ago)


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