Answer with a non-sequitur

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Now that I think about it, gonhorrhea seems like the only possibility.

Lady Grinning Soul, Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Try it with honey on, and toasted.

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Vitun vitun vitun perkeleen vittu!

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't be silly. I could really eat a cutlet.

David. (Cozen), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

You'll have to rebuild your kernel to get the device driver to work.

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:33 (twenty-two years ago)

this is the reason i don't eat cod anymore

the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Probably better to change at Oxford Circus.

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Start with a roux then add the rest of the soup base.

Lady Grinning Soul, Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

and that's how i met your mother

the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:42 (twenty-two years ago)

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Peter Z., Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

But then I have just decided that I have a headache.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

That's what happends when you try to make a cormorant wear a silk tie.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

My god! It's full of pies!

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, it's on the cards.

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Known or suspected homosexuals

fletrejet, Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

but that wasn't why i was shaving the cat

the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:55 (twenty-two years ago)

It turned out to be that man he saw when he turned round to watch his fiancee walking up the aisle.

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Wastepaper basket.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 September 2003 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Tuckerbuck tongue protector and gum essence, available at Burger King.

Chriddof (Chriddof), Thursday, 18 September 2003 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I found out afterward that she had already bought me this blouse, but then had to return it for the pair of trousers.

Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 18 September 2003 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

That's intellectual rock for you, dude.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 18 September 2003 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm being traced by the CIA. My oranges are weird.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 September 2003 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Your mission if you choose to accept it:
1) Live Faust
2) Die Jung
3) Leave it to Beaver

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 18 September 2003 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

No, secateurs.

Sam (chirombo), Thursday, 18 September 2003 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

How is this different from any other ILE thread?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 September 2003 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

*looks for a witty dan perry profanity, doesn't find it*

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 18 September 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, this is all getting dangerously close to sequitur-ing.

Lady Grinning Soul, Thursday, 18 September 2003 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

nu nahhui!

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 18 September 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

In Steven's mind the penal colony is a savage fantasy land, peopled with shaven-headed convicts in striped pyjamas, boldly tattooed from head to foot, guarded by men in plinth helmets and dress whites. The coastline is an impenetrable wall of green jungle; gaudy parrots scream from the trees; alligators lurk just below the water's surface; natives glide to and fro in dugout canoes; bare-breasted women tend to children in palm-roofed huts; wide-mouthed rivers disgorge into an infinite ocean.

Pierre, Thursday, 18 September 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Meanwhile, on another planet...

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 18 September 2003 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/glitch.jpg

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 September 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

fremme neppe vennnnnnn...never mind.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes, I get fed up with answering threads with non-sequitur. It's a hard word to say "sequitur" isn't he skeletor's brother?

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Payback's a bitch, yo.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Purple amputated backwash amalgamations of ancestral victories over lycanthropic E. coli manifesting bovine cardial palpipations at 150 bpm oh my god this is the best song eVER!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I see your body in the river, it's been floating there for days.

zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

The only other time that I tasted it was shortly after I lost my left leg.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 18 September 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I would never kick a children.

Charlie Rose (Charlie Rose), Thursday, 18 September 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

But supposedly they're going to be bringing out a viognier next year.

j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 18 September 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Rasta chips.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I fucked Gary Coleman.

Charlie Rose (Charlie Rose), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Emily stop reading ILE and go get stitches right now!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Entertainer!

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 18 September 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm a TWENTIETH CENTURY MAN
but i dont wanna BEEEeee,
i don't wanna BEEeee here....

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 September 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Tikel, tikel upasharni

Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 18 September 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Solving the fate of the universe with divinity....

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 18 September 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/turbonegro/evilshoes.jpg

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 18 September 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Ask the MOP to send a D149/D150 to the DC, then send a D131 to DC to confirm MPAN addresses

Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not really hungry, but if you're gonna make hot dogs I'll eat one.

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, but how are we going to get the money to use dental floss?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 19 September 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Debris slide!

daria g (daria g), Friday, 19 September 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"No one can hear you scream in spice colors."

Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 19 September 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

non-sequitur

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 19 September 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.carolinacoins.com/Small_Coin_Rolls.JPG

who needs help spending their quarters?

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 19 September 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I swear I saw a body drop.

Sean (Sean), Friday, 19 September 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Hence we arrive at being qua being.

Al Andalous, Friday, 19 September 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Besides, I'm part-Welsh.

Al Andalous, Friday, 19 September 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I walk like a man, but I sit like a girl.

ScottRC (ScottRC), Sunday, 21 September 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The REFLEX! Goddamn! The Reflex!

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 21 September 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, Fritz still has a nameless twin!
Apparently.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 21 September 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.livejournal.com/users/beninem/25618.html

Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 21 September 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

That's not what I heard.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 21 September 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.runenews.net/image.cgi/29399

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 21 September 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...
Oh, Acapulco sun!

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 May 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

April is the cruellest month

like murderinging (modestmickey), Monday, 8 May 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

There's a cream for his problem.

Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Monday, 8 May 2006 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

And there were only four posters on his wall, beside a crumpled picture of her

stet (stet), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

So how could we have been any happier?

Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

Naturally, graham crackers were efficacious in curbing her onanastic excesses (by virtue of "blanding") her diet as prescribed by the Kellogg corportation, as part of a healthy and complete breakfast.

remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

pilvenpiirtaja

mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

Je suis d'une moralité douteuse, tu sais.

Eva van Rein (Gaia1981), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 04:42 (nineteen years ago)

Clam Chowda!

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

There's nothing wrong with my heart.

Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

huh huh huh m huh huh. He said "dill."

-rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, Portofino is lovely at this time of year!

Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

On the other hand, I never could understand clothespegs.

Vernon Jackson (kate), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 08:57 (nineteen years ago)

Back of the line, skippy.

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 10:35 (nineteen years ago)

He was in Mexico in '82, things were a bit different then.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 10:37 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

It was different to how I expected it to be.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 10 July 2008 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

how was it different?

and what, Thursday, 10 July 2008 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

I told her it wouldn't fit, but she insisted.

Finefinemusic, Thursday, 10 July 2008 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

some data could be removed completely.

rollerbeef, Sunday, 13 July 2008 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

This kind of thing happens every other week on a Tuesday

snoball, Sunday, 13 July 2008 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

but you can't have it when it's too hard.

Surmounter, Monday, 14 July 2008 05:48 (seventeen years ago)

needless to say, the can was broken.

tremendoid, Monday, 14 July 2008 06:28 (seventeen years ago)


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