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spin off from rosebud. Tell your favorite dirty stories

― anthony, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

aged 14 we were told by our history teacher - who wuz a notorious prude otherwise - that catherine the great of russia was "insatiable" and had sex with horses!! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!! Esp. as i can now remember no OTHER "facts" about her.

― mark s, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I didn't know Spencer Tracey was bisexual until I read it Vanity Fair earlier this year.

― Andrew L, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

don't all dead people turn out to be bisexual? I mean, john cheever?

― fritz, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(fritz, for some reason that made me laugh and laugh)

― mark s, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(pats back of self)

― fritz, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Clark Gable had nasty denture breath.

― Samantha, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

...which may be why my grandmother the fashionista told him to get lost when he hit on her in the Commodore Hotel, that Jazz Age drinkin' den extraordinaire.

― suzy, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Larry Oliver was coming into New York from London. He was told by a customs with a vauge but thick almost east european accent that he would have to go into a side room . The customs agent , in the ante room made Sir Larry strip naked and gave him a VERY thorough examnation . He then giggled and removed a false moustache, a latex mask, a wig , It was Danny Kaye ! Larry and Danny flounced off together to spend the weekend at the San Moritz

― anthony, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Once Ted Turner was at the Doctor getting a rectal exam but it turned out to be Richard Simmons! He giggled and ran down the hall. So did Richard.

― Pennysong Hanle y, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think Mike's suggestion would be the start for one hell of a movie.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

John Lennon made some really appalling records apparently.

― Billy Dods, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think Yoko Ono once sat on Richard NIxon's lap and said " Quite frankly, I feel as if my pussy is on fire due to the nice presidential wrinkles in your clammy thigh" Then Nixon jumped around like he on fire!

― Pennysong Hanle y, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mark, according to 'the intimate sex lives of famous people' (every home should have one) Catherine was intact until she was 23, it was rumoured she died trying to make whoopee with red rum aged 67.

Other useful facts to impress anyone include James Boswell liked to bring himself off by rubbing against trees (birch probably), Gladstone liked to whip himself, Charlie Chaplin had an 'outsize organ', and as for Guy de Maupassant well let's just say he'd be guaranteed a loaded front cover.

― Billy Dods, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dali could only get off by watching other ppl get buttfucked.

― Geoff, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

three months pass...

― anthony, Sunday, 27 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dali first ejaculated into a watermelon, and he smeared himself in cowshit on his first date with gala

― goeff, Sunday, 27 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

more!

― N., Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dali liked to watch that woman off a Roxy Music cover 'do a tinkle'.

― Peter Miller, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dali's wife used to pick up sailors and take them back to their house in Figueres, where the man himself would watch them go at it, and he would enjoy this.

― chris, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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