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So, new thread it is! Get your saucy, flattering, embarrassing and nekkid photos out and start posting (again). That includes the lurkers.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

To start off, a fairly hefty (and therefore linked) pic of me and my beloved at Denver airport, which I may well have posted before.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw!

― robster (robster), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Been posted before, but `tis the most recent....

http://homepage.mac.com/tsufural/.cv/tsufural/Sites/.Pictures/TIME%20SOFTBALL/Championship082603/04.AlexSmith.jpg-thumb_121_91.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/nickalicious/images/sm-362432.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this "BEST EVAH" in the sense of being the greatest hits of previously posted pix?

Well, here's a fresh picture of me for you all to chew on:

http://www.theminorthirds.com/cp-sep-03-2.jpg

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I love that pic Mark! tres sweet!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I know that spot in the denver airport too, the big map is fun.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Me. In Edinburgh almost exactly 2 years ago, give or take a couple of days. Taken by ILX's very own Caitlin.

― robster (robster), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/head.jpg

taken about 6 months ago, when i really needed a haircut.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Do any Britishers in their late 20s know which Grange Hill character Chris Piuma reminds me of? Cos I can't think of his name and it's doing my head in...

That map is so rad, teeny! "America's largest prairie dog", or "America's biggest sprocket museum" or whatever. I'd look for a proper online pic of it if I wasn't ~~a lazy motherfucker~~ working really hard right now.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark, I reckon Francis 'Mauler' McCall.

― robster (robster), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

mark: http://roadsideamerica.com/

also it's funny how Kingfish looks kinda like Tep, and Tep kinda looks like Mr. Teeny, but Mr. Teeny doesn't look like Kingfish.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmm, yeah, but you could probably link me to any bald bloke you choose in two steps or fewer.

(NB this is not a challenge, unless you can do it with ILXors)

(NBB Phil Mitchell has never been on ILX)

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

most recent picture of me worth seeing is usually up on this page:

http://www.mushrush.com/about.shtml

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Me again, since I was right near the bottom of the other thread,

http://base58.com/ilx/fap_20030909/ed_anna.jpg

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

a more recent pic of me, thinking evil/naughty thoughts.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I cannot possibly look like someone named "Mauler". "Mahler", maybe.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i do believe its once again time to see what stevem looks like rolling down a beach

http://base58.com/misc/beachroll.gif

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris Piuma actually looks like a surlier Suggs

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

stevem is OTM !!! hahahahaha

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://hipsterdetritus.blogspot.com/matos.JPG

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/wy/bby2k/evil2.jpg

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Suggs?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/factual/media/suggs.jpg ?

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

opps, I messed up somewhere...let me try again...better not abuse my admin rights...

http://www.angelfire.com/wy/bby2k/evil2.jpg

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

In Edinburgh almost exactly 2 years ago, give or take a couple of days. Taken by ILX's very own Caitlin.

Um, this is probably a more reliable link to my photo of Robster.

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, surely I'm not the only one trying to recognize the CDs by their blurry, glared-out spines.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Pumpkins, Pumpkins, Zwan, Bon Jovi, Andrew WK, Pumpkins...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 September 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

there are no digital pictures of me that i am aware of. but i did want to say that now that martin m. has posted his picture i can taunt him by saying that I KNOW YOU, MARTIN M., FROM A MODERATELY LONG TIME AGO. how funny to run into you again on ilx, where i mostly lurk.

betcha can't guess who i am. tee hee

― quincie, Friday, 19 September 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

jack klugman?

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 September 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tv1.com.au/img/db/programs/quincy.jpg
"well, whaddaya make of THIS, then?"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 19 September 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SashaWilliamsClub/

― ham on rye (ham on rye), Friday, 19 September 2003 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://us.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1318/Mptv/1318/10697_0001.jpg

― ham on rye (ham on rye), Friday, 19 September 2003 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

meh

― ham on rye (ham on rye), Friday, 19 September 2003 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

try
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1318/10697_0001.jpg

― Ed (dali), Friday, 19 September 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

anyone wanna build an ILX image hosting server? one that we can stick photos on thru a web-form? i'll give ya case of beer...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 19 September 2003 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mullsports.com/MSpics/profiles/Fozzie.jpg

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Friday, 19 September 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

betcha can't guess who i am. tee hee

I'll bet I can guess... if your email address is a smashed up version of your initials & last name then I know who you are.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 19 September 2003 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

damn, martin, that's pretty good for seven or so years. write me, yes, and tell me how you are? am most curious.

― quincie, Friday, 19 September 2003 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

damn, martin, that's pretty good for seven or so years. write me, yes, and tell me how you are? am most curious/intrigued.

― quincie, Friday, 19 September 2003 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

as you can see, i am still miserable with all things computer.

― quincie, Friday, 19 September 2003 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Regard my media

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 19 September 2003 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

also it's funny how Kingfish looks kinda like Tep, and Tep kinda looks like Mr. Teeny, but Mr. Teeny doesn't look like Kingfish
I don't know, none of them really look like Mr. Teeny to me...
http://www.synergizedsolutions.com/simpsons/pictures/others/mrteeny.gif

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 19 September 2003 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, here's me:
http://images.springstreetnetworks.com/2U/2UGI3Y8BMN1S1.jpg

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 19 September 2003 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

bitch stole my rollerskates!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 19 September 2003 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

For a cat who has no front legs, you sure do navigate the interweb pretty well.

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 19 September 2003 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

You're telling me! It doesn't help having some fat nerdy dude hanging all over you either.

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 19 September 2003 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

You're human pet looks big boned and stocky at most. You, the cat, on the other hand, are GINORMOUS.

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 19 September 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/32/04/594023/127382083207l.jpg

― ham on rye (ham on rye), Saturday, 20 September 2003 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.outpost-daria.com/images/daria_star.gifhttp://www.outpost-daria.com/images/daria_star.gif

it's funny cause it's true

― daria g (daria g), Saturday, 20 September 2003 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

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hello. here is my application to the doomsday cult

http://www.art-ificial.com/glasses.jpg

― JasonD (JasonD), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

this is the most recent pic I have of myself, with my friend Chrissy, rockin' the cat eyes:

http://www.peacockskirt.com/cateyes/me_and_chrissy.jpg

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Jason, that savage cropping makes you look like the Man Without A Mouth. Eek!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

This is a reposted picture of me in a pair of wire-rimmed glasses that I've given up for... yet another pair of wire-rimmed glasses, this time in brown and with smaller lenses:

http://deanna.ladyinterference.com/ilx/deanna.jpg

And since I've decided against traveling during the Christmas holidays in exchange for HOPEFULLY getting LASIK surgery, I am planning on this current pair of glasses being the LAST pair of glasses I ever own. Thank God.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

p.s.: Thick plastic frames SUCK, damn it. They remind me too much of the glasses I was stuck with when I was a little girl. God, those were monstrosities. I'm a wire-rimmed girl.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i love thick plastic frames.

dee, is travelling to big d out of the question?

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Sam, considering that I could actually catch a bus to get to DFW, Dallas is so not out of the question. And your favored types of plastic rims are quirky and unique and should not be lumped in together with the pre-adolescent chunky disasters I wore a long time ago.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Dee to Dallas for debauchery soon!

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh oh

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I love how no one is at all perturbed that an apparently dead N. has washed up on a beach somewhere.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Mine are black emo glasses too. Just because they were $8 on ebay as opposed to the $350 Paul Smith frames I had purchased prior and ended up stepping on.

Sam, I had tried to rock the rhinestone cateyes but they would not take to my head shape.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I have black cats eye glasses with rhinestones on the sides, but the prescription is a bit off, so I rarely wear them.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It's just that he looks so pleased about it.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I just thought he was playing the old 'i am a wave' game.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, where I come from we're more used to hearing about medical sewage coming up, N. would be a pleasant surprise!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Why do those things beach themselves?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

It's tragic really. So much we just don't understand...

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought such creatures were hunted down by the wily packs of Cetae Nicolars, which torment them for sport. This one beached itself to escape ridicule.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we eat it? or make perfume out of it?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

You want to eat Dastoor? What part of him would you eat?? There is no meat to be had!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Amberstoor (as opposed to Amber spoor, which is grody).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/october_morn_small.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Dee to Dallas for debauchery soon!

Yay! My First Meeting With A Denizen Of The ILXiverse!

(Says the girl who lives too fucking far away from anyone online, it seems.)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

You want to eat Dastoor? What part of him would you eat?? There is no meat to be had!

You're probably right, we should just use its baleen to make corsets!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

That is truly an amazing picture, DB. Where in the world did you get it taken?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

my kitchen, bitch! have you not met the silver elvis, ned? for fuck and shame! ;-)

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"For fuck and shame"??????? :D

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

What did you do to displease the Silver Elvis?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn DB, you'll never win chess using coffee mugs as pawns!

Elvis is looking rather disaproving, isnt he. "You steal mah legs, bitch?"

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Elvis wants sammiches.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Clearly, Elvis would say "biyotch."

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 12:46 (twenty-one years ago)

*nods in agreement*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

my kitchen, bitch! have you not met the silver elvis, ned? for fuck and shame! ;-)

Since when did you have a chess table in your kitchen! Remove the damn tablecloths next time. And no, the Silver Elvis was unknown to me, so shush.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/newest_me.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

This guy sings for a living, writes for Vice sometimes, lives in Berlin, and doesn't like violent films. He cuts his own hair and is wondering today whether to use girls' hairpins to structure the messy bit at the top in a more interesting way.

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

If I may suggest to that guy that maybe he try styling it into pointy shapes using egg whites, as this guy has done to exciting ends in the past.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I still be in the cult if my emo glasses are turquoise blue? Huh huh?

― kate (kate), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Egg whites, huh? I'll give it a whirl.

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Get some black sharpie action happening and you could Kate.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I scanned my glasses:

http://www.angelfire.com/wy/bby2k/glasses.jpg

It was hard to see what I was doing, but I prevailed.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

either that or I have mastered invisibility.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

oh that was lame.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I heard a rumour that Jel was only one centimeter thick.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Naughty!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/october_morn_small.jpg

Well, helloooo Dolly! I would do you AND that silly statue of yours.

― Secret Admirer, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

How else would invisible Jel be able to wrap the legs of his glasses around his head, though? Oh, you thought...hey, yeah, naughty.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

'for fuck and shame' is my new favorite saying

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I know! Ever since I read that this morning I've been dying to use "for fuck and shame" in a sentence.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"for fuck & shame" soudns like it could have interesting crossover appeal with used in conjunction with "grudge fuck"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I've just been alerted to this:

http://www.inthemix.com.au/photos4/albums/080403-thebiggulp/abf.sized.jpg

Back in April, in some dreadful club in Sydney, the worse for wear after several free vodka-based drinks and a fire-eating cocktail waiter. I'm the gimp in the middle...

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

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