Umbrellas are horrible.

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They act as if they'd like to poke your eyes out given half a chance.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

On the other hand, they do lend one a certain je ne sais quoi.

And "umbrella" is a great word. UMBRELLA.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I like umbrellas. When I was little i used to have a see thru one which i loved. J always says to me why don't you use the umbrella & each time I say to him 'we don't have one.' The reply? 'oh yeah'!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

umbrellas are evil and anti-punkrock

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

We should all wear souwesters instead!
Fuck this hurricane shit,

its fucking large, yo!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.satirewire.com/news/0112/images/souwesters1.jpg
Its the new punk rock!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Sou'westers are fine. Very old new england.

Umbrellas are completely full of themselves. They should be sent to gulags.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Screw old new engerland, its maritime!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I like umbrollies.
I had an umbrollie wot was a frog but then all the little children in the world got one and it became passé...

― smee (smee), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

But without my umbrella how am I going to hypnotize the dancing monkeys and organ grinders in the street?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

you sir are a twerp

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

not you, mr noodles. smee and his indie umbrella. go suck an egg you frog-toting phony

scared of a little percipitation?

nature-hater! shelter-seeker!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahem - Smee is a she.

― smee (smee), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Details details, always with the details.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

fine, smee. i'm not concerned with your gender just your "oooh i might melt" attitude that costs dozens of eyes woldwide!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

B-b-but where I live we move our umbrollies out of the way of other pedestrians..
Has anyone ever actually suffered loss of an eye due to an umbrella spoke? Urgent research is required!

― smee (smee), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Using an umbrella is considered sporty in Hamilton so my key research has proven someone has lost an eye.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

you know what's better than umbrellas?

http://www.pcenginefx.com/TS/parasol1.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)