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you're an idiot. umbrellas stink, they should be banned.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

:-(

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, you tell em!

hoooooooooooooooowl

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

if I am using an umbrella, I am V. considerate of others.

why must you generalise? you are what is wrong w/ the world wrt umbrellas.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

rjg this is rubbish: umbrellas are the epitome of inconsideration

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

oh it's all about me me me for you isn't it RJG? what about others? have you no feeling for your fellows? fascist!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Inconsideration? How so? How can protecting ones hairdo be inconsiderate, unless you mean it is an affront to those with horrible hairdo's that need no protection from the rain?

― smee (smee), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

How can protecting ones hairdo be inconsiderate

see what i'm dealing with here people? Smee you are more evil than Stalin and Oprah put together.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

umbrellas are not inconsideration in their misuse in space but, in themselves, by virtue of arousing envy in the wet onlooker?

DEAL W/ IT/BUY AN UMBRELLA AND BE CONSIDERATE, TOO.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

bourgie scourge! go back to umbrellaland and leave the eyes of the proletariat be!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd love to poke out Fritz's eyes with an umbrella

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh my God! It's STALPRAH!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Still nobody can confirm if anyone has ever lost an eye due to inconsiderate umbrollie use...

Ophrin!

― smee (smee), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Why did they never use the "I'm melting!" dilly to suss out witches in the middle ages? No-one has to drown, burn or be pushed off a cliff, only a few people will actually melt, and it's not like you'd have to wait long for a downpour, in this country at least.

(tho global warming = sharp increase in summertime witchery, obv)

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"ophrin" sounds like an incontinence medicine for old men. it would also probably have and unfortunate side-effect; something like uncontrollable spontaneous sexual arousal. it would later feature in a daily mail scare story

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

ov, this would sales through the roof

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

AND ANOTHER THING

what idiot decided that people should carry around metal sticks over their heads during electrical storms? why not just write a letter to lightning cordially inviting it to fry you?!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

AND ALSO

rarely if ever does an uppity umbrella retain its downward-sloping design but rather it will turn its spindly self inside out so you have a sea urchin of metal quills spinning haphazardly in the air & mincing the eyes of innocents

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Once again I call for examples...

― smee (smee), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

*yawn* umbrella's are one of the best things ever.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Umbrellas are fine animals, I have 3.

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

jel you are an apostrophe-abuser & not to be trusted. "fuzzy" calls himself "fuzzy" & is not to be trusted.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11088.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you like getting wet??

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

YES!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Andrew WK doesn't like umbrellas.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

of course he doesn't! he's a very positive thinker.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Fritz that is the best picture ever. Even if she does look terrified.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.zephyr.dti.ne.jp/~tindalos/millon/images/milon.gif http://www.zephyr.dti.ne.jp/~tindalos/millon/images/mkk_i01.gif http://www.zephyr.dti.ne.jp/~tindalos/millon/images/mkk_i05.gif
"I LUV umbrellas!"
-some stupid prancing bubble-clown git

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Andrew WK told me that umbrellas rock.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

my source was Mary Poppins

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Umbrellas make decent weapons to use against men who are assaulting you.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 19 September 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

another good reason.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 September 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

carry pepperspray and spare the eyes of the decent & morally upright working man

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 19 September 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hipsurgerymusic.com/SesameSt/umbrella.jpg

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Friday, 19 September 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

seven months pass...

I have completely reversed my position on this issue.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Fritz ... what happened? You seemed pretty set.

― Neil, Friday, 14 May 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

well done Fritz, I am pleased for you.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 14 May 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

I sense that the story behind Fritz's reversal would make an excellent romcom.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 15 September 2005 09:46 (twenty years ago)

umbrellas are the shit.

― umbrellas are the shit, Thursday, 15 September 2005 10:11 (twenty years ago)

I don't care one way or the other anymore.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

The door of the new VW Passat:
ihttp://www.vwvortex.com/artman/uploads/020__scaled_600_002.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

Strange that wouldn't display, oh well.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

http://home.scarlet.be/~pvandew1/avengers/data/steed_emma_more.jpg

― Pvt. Dave Goes To Far (scarlet), Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

The Siamese Avengers

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

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