Creating a new thread and then keeping on posting to it to keep it at the top and trying to come up with witty posts that people can reply to, and then if they don't, creating aliases to reply to you

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Fuck it all I can't think of anything witty to say, talk about shooting yourself in the foot

― P.J.Harvey-Nicks (jimjones), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

thinking... thinking...

― P.J.Harvey-Nicks (jimjones), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 10:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Um... um... um... this is turning out really lame after all

― P.J.Harvey-Nicks (jimjones), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

my name is Josef Goebbels and my goal in life is the total destruction of all Jews and window cleaners

― P.J.Harvey-Nicks (jimjones), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Why, what's wrong with window cleaners?

― not me, someone else, Tuesday, 23 September 2003 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU SEE, I TOLD YOU NO ONE GAVE A DAMN ABOUT THE JEWS!

― P.J.Harvey-Nicks (jimjones), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

You're so funny!!!!!

Although isn't that a bit racist? Shouldn't some other ILX poster come on soon to say that it's a bit racist? Can't we have like a really really long thread about the appropriateness of jokes that could be contrued as racist????

― not me, someone else, Tuesday, 23 September 2003 10:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Again?

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh fuck this I'm going for a drink. Afterwards I might come back and make a great song and dance about how I'm posting while I'm actually drunk!!!

Could be a scream!!!

― P.J.Harvey-Nicks (jimjones), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)

who gives a fuck? keeps you entertained at work, so that's good enough.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

BINgo

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Joke: What's the difference between anal sex and a bad meal in a French restaurant?

― P.J.Harvey-Nicks (jimjones), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I like how you preface that question with "Joke."

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank you. It's not often that I get complimented on my prefaces.

― P.J.Harvey-Nicks (jimjones), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

...rather than "Taking Sides: Anal Sex vs a bad meal in a French restaurant"

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

also, the first person who puns in response will be shot.

thank you.

-mgmt

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

― Amazing Randy, Tuesday, 23 September 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

What is the difference between anal sex and a bad meal in a French restaurant? You've piqued my interest.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

oh thank GOD. i thought the Amazing Randy was only a one-day phenomenom.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Amazing Randy will never die. He is immortal.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps there is a little Amazing Randy in all of us.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought the Amazing Randy was only a one-day phenomenom.
You cannot escape the wrath of the Amazing Randy.
(That is until the real Amazing Randy sues the fake Amazing Randy for copyright infringement.)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still dying to know about the anal Frenching in the bad restaurant! Love,

H. B-C

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2001-07-22-apes2.jpg

― Helena Bonham-Carter, Tuesday, 23 September 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

PJ, if you're so bored, why don't you do a Listening to 'Endless Summer' on repeat 72 hours straight while drinking vodka in synch with Flipper - C/D thread with constant updates? I've been planning that for months now but I can't seem to find the heavy-duty amphetamines of my youth in this godforsaken town.

― Altweibersommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Because he just wont go away.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

see i knew that all this trying too hard to be witty bullshit is going to have bad consequences for ilx and the interweb at large

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

news at 11: interweb still at large.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

yes but after this thread, its just not the same, now is it?

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

The Popcorn you're eating has been pissed in, and ILX still hasn't been deleted; Film at 11.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

No popery!!!

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

What have youj against the house of Orange Kate?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

people still do this

― howell huser (chaki), Sunday, 16 October 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

boy you aren't kidding.

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 16 October 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

howell huser OTM

― howell's hustler (ken c), Sunday, 16 October 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

What IS the difference between anal sex and bad meal in a French restaurant?

― giboyeux (skowly), Sunday, 16 October 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

If a girl is nice looking enough you can overlook the anal sex residoodoo, but if a french meal tastes bad, you just lost money. Word to Cyndi, money changes ebbytang.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 17 October 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

What about if the French meal looks bad but tastes good? Is there some equivalency?

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― Casino, Monday, 17 October 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

you could've just put "human behaviour on internet message boards C/D" yknow.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:17 (twenty years ago)

then realised you were bitching yourself out, but ironically, everyone else would turn up and bitch themselves out too, and you'd all end up mocking everyone else on the internet while also mocking yourself and it'd be so funny that the world swallows itself out of self-pity k thx bye.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

revive!!!! lol

― how well huser (ken c), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

fourteen years pass...

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