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Where's Ally when I need her? Good god, so I was just walking down the street the other day listening to Set the Controls For the Heart of the Pelvis and suddenly had an orgasm. I almost got hit by a car. Again.

The next day, on my way to work, I caught myself thinking "Freddy Mercury understands me!"

Where can I buy sleep in a jar?

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Ann, are you really from Chicago? I'm moving there soon.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm from Wisconsin, but I live here now. Don't worry, I won't mug you.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

What neighborhoods do you recommend?

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

A friend of ours lives near Wrigley Field. It's a really nice neighbourhood. Her rent's pretty cheap, but that's compared to SF prices...

― adaml (adaml), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

OH GOD NO!!!!! DO NOT LIVE NEAR WRIGLEY FIELD!!!

i grew up in LA and after collge moved to Chicago in Wrigleyville. it's the most awful neighborhood ever. we got lucky with our rent. we moved into my cousin's old apartment. the old man that owned it was crazy and charged us 600$ for a gigantic three bedroom. but the neighborhood is pure yuppie sportsbar crap. seriously, if you're at all artsy/ independent thinking/ off ball/ weird, do not move there.

i'm forgetting all the neighborhoods now, and i'm sure there are others to correct me, but a cooler artsier neighborhood would be Wicker Park / Bucktown. please trust me. i lived there for one year and was misserable. live in SF now and am much happier. plus the weather's not as drastic. (except for this past week where i'm sweating bullets and i'm doing absolutely nothing to deserve it)

― JasonD (JasonD), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

wow. that's big!

― JasonD (JasonD), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Jason D is right; you'll hate baseball and booze forever if you move to Wrig.

I live in Uptown and dig it. Ask Kenan Hebert -- he just moved 'ere.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, forget I said anything.

― adaml (adaml), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry for derailing your thread, Ann. I just got all excited (or perhaps I wasn't derailing it, since this thread is about being excited, isn't it??).

I do happen to be weird, JasonD.
Oddly, Nick's friend from Chicago is moving to San Francisco too.

I don't happen to like sports much anyway.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I would dig any neighborhood where walking down the street would give me an orgasm! I'd never make it to work.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

you'd make it at work

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I appreciate any help, nordicskillz! Say Away!

― Sarah MCLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I make it at work! Uptown, land of ambulatory self-love and vocational snogging with auditory aids!

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

my kinda town!

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

A whole thread about overexcitement! How... PAINFUL!!!!!!!!!

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait! I was summoned to thread but didn't know it!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ever just suddenly have an orgasm when you're minding your own business listening to Set COntrols For the Center of the Pelvis?

Be honest. We're BORED AT WORK and READY TO HIKE!

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Me? No. I kind of feel like I am missing out. I think the song is too short, maybe if it was longer?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that too. Warm up first, dood!

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Watch out for cars though.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Cars stop for me! Maybe our drivers are just better in NYC :/

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

There are probably better drivers on the bottom of the ocean than you could find in Illinois.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

There might be better orgasms down there, if you can find the right aqualung.

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmmm... a-kwa-lung... I'm going for another walk now...

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow... what if you had an aqualung AND a stereo down there and a trio of merfolk and, and oh boy no gravity pull really and your tentacle's telling me to give you a big... kissss...

(Ally's already on her way out to the sidewalk)

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Ann, the liquid should cover the chick-peas by about 2 inches. Bring the liquid slowly to a boil, skimming off the scum that rises to the surface. When the liquid boils, reduce the heat, partially cover the pot, and simmer until the chick-peas are tender (for salads, remove the lentils or peas from the heat while they are cooked but slightly firm; for soups and purees, cook them until they are very soft). Stir occasionally during cooking, and add more water if necessary. Don't keep the liquid at a rolling boil, or the skins of the chick-peas may split. The chick-peas are done when they can be easily pierced with the tip of a knife.

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

If that's really my boss trying to get me to simmer down and do my job, it's too late and you shouldn't say "tip of a knife" quite like that.

(gas or electric?)

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I'll certainly never forget the total body waxing I had done for Room With a View. No, ma'am, you don't forget something like that. But then I care about how I look, unlike some that I could name. Love,

H. B-C

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2001-07-22-apes2.jpg

― Helena Bonham-Carter, Tuesday, 23 September 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Heyy... stay on the Bush Jew threads, monkeylady! You win, my hand's back on my proofing pencil.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

Spontaneous orgasms sound like a lot of fun, but I'm also kinda glad I don't have them.

― kenan, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

My favorite story about this is the girl I knew who was put on WAY too much anti-depressant, and it made her have random orgasms. Thing is, she was working at the time as a sex educator. So she'd be in front of a high school class, putting a condom on a banana, and out of nowhere start coming for minutes at a time. I can't even imagine.

― kenan, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

Sounds unlikely. Most anti-depressants tend to inhibit sexual function.

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

oh, kenan, i'll bet you can

what was that word max brought to the ilx table? 'imagibate'?

― Just got offed, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure it's a true story. She's not the type to make shit like that up.

― kenan, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

Also, the girl who was doing the vibrator thing in the morning, but couldn't finish. And then later she did, spontaneously, in the grocery store.

― kenan, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

oh, girlgasms.

― kenan, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

stop it

― ghost rider, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

i just had a big wank after reading kenan's friend's multiple orgasm story

― ken c, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

but i couldn't finish

― ken c, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

gross

― kenan, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

can't wait to go to sainsbury's

― ken c, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

My college roommate claimed that she was so sensitive she could orgasm just walking up a set of stairs. She also claimed that he mother and sister had the same ability. I was both jealous by their ability to do this and totally creeped out that she knew that sort of thing about her family members.

― ENBB, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

these people sound like superheroines

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

Do sisters and mothers generally share this type of information?

― kenan, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

Because that's icky.

― kenan, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

take to the streets with a clipboard and a hidden camera, i think it would make a good show

― Just got offed, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

that's like 50x more icky than "Mom, sometimes I just don't feel fresh."

― kenan, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

sometimes they do i think. i agree that it is icky though

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

I don't have any siblings so not sure about that but I'm pretty open and comfortable talking about sexual things in general but could NEVER imagine talking to my Mom about my/her orgasms. Gross.

― ENBB, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

these people sound like superheroines

Doctor X, you've got to help me!

― kenan, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

Do sisters and mothers generally share this type of information?

if you are somewhere with your mum/sister and you/her spontaneously climaxes, it's probably best to discuss it properly rather than leaving it in a dark, cold corner of the mind that comes back in nightmares.

― ken c, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

oh my god I created a monster. Enough of this thread.

― kenan, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

Kenan discussing such things that might be discussed between my mother and me, with you, is icky.

― Ms Misery, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

kenan is icky

― ken c, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

kenan is funny

― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

*walking on the beach*

"Dad, I have to ask you something. Do you ever let go a big rubbery one for no particular reason?"

― kenan, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

DUDE STOP

― HI DERE, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, agreed - enough. I now regret contributing to this thread.

― ENBB, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sorry, ILX. Really I am.

― kenan, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

"imigibate" isn't abt spontaneous orgasms, its just jerking off w/o visual aid

― max, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

that doesn't sound difficult. Or uncommon. Or even noteworthy.

― kenan, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

It certainly doesn't warrant a sniglet.

― kenan, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe a tissue.

― HI DERE, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://moisttowelettemuseum.com/MVC-0033F.JPG

― kenan, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

HA! The url for that is moisttowelettemuseum.com

― kenan, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sorry, ILX. Really I am.

The big question for all malfeasors is, Are you sorry for doing it or just sorry you got caught?

― Rock Hardy, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

jeez kenan sorry for offending you with a neologism i heard from my roommate's rugby teammate.

― max, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

i think it may also imply jerking off thinking about someone who youve never had sex with

― max, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

really "imagibate" has all sorts of context-specific meanings

― max, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

Are you sorry for doing it or just sorry you got caught?

Got caught? Dude, I threw it on the table!

― kenan, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

THIS THREAD MAKES ME WANT TO BREAK MY PRIVATE PARTS.

― KANTLIPS, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, are you Kenan's alter?

― HI DERE, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

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