ILE Breeds

how can a child have so many parents?

Genetic engineering, it would be like Dark Angel except with less lipgloss.

I think it would hate all music and the internet, just to spite us.

You can easily find out what type of daughter you would have by playing Princess Maker 2. My daughter ended up being a menecerary (yeah yeah sp) and running off to foreign lands, despite me pushing her flipping etiquette through the roof WHEN I HAD ENOUGH MONEY. Sheesh, it's hard being a single parent, you know? Oh, she may also have married a dragon youth for loadsa money. Then again, this seems to be good, considering the other time I tried playing it, the bitch went DELINQUENT and RAN AWAY - heavens.

Anyway, if you really want to know, then download it. Runs under DOS.

Free shots of Aftershock. They make you feel pretty rubbidge in the mornings. UNTIL YOU PLAY PRINCESS MAKER!!

Aftershock is a very stupid drink. Its name suggests it's somehow mega alcoholic, but it's ABV is like 18% or something. To make up for this it tastes like cinnamon flavoured cough medicine. Why?

Ah, we had the blue one which is less EEESSSH vomfest than the red one. And they were free! This bar was amazing. We won a raffle and won SQUILLIONS (ok, 3) of bottles of Orange Archers - all drunk to the boogying choons of DJ selecta... Boogie Wonderland, the Grease medley, Ricky Martin, STEPS and YES - YMCA.

That blue WKD seriously tastes like cough medicine - it's fun!

We found ourselves running to the last bar to try and get cocktails, upon reaching the corner, the Aftershock kicked in and we lost our dedication to the cause. And I also realised I wasn't in London so no nightbuses, just the 23.15 and then NOTHING. Eeek. I love drinking sessions.

SUrely ILE would breed ILE Junior, which is like ILE but without the sex and swearing and poltics. Which pretty much leaves Mike Hanle y.

Blue WKD = so sugary you can feel it dissolving your teeth. Ick. Shame, 'cos original WKD is a wondrous thing, though not quite as good as official Red Square + Irn Bru premixed drink, but considerably easier to find. Orange Archers = doesn't taste of orange, which only adds to its r0x0rousness. And no dissing on red Aftershock. I mean, yeah, it's slightly grim, but only slightly.

Taking sides: calling it "wicked" vs calling it "double-yoo kay dee". Hm?

Butterscotch schnapps as available at Oxford's Bullingdon Arms at 6 for a fiver (mix'n'match flavours, but the butterscotch is the nicest, although going for all 6 butterscotch would be foolish, have some peach too to pad it out) = ace.

I wuv alcopops, although I was not brave enough to say so on the alcopops thread, 'cos it got taken over by beer purists berating my beloved tooth-rotting girly drinks.

Oh. Topic. Topic. Kids? Eh, blimey, don't make me have kids. The whole WORLD would regret it. Can I buy some kittens instead? Kittens = pure rock.

I be drunk and full of caffeine. Sorry, world.