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hi ...i'm 25 years old and i'm married , my hosband is at the same age...when we were ingaged he was so fond of me and he allways was trying to kiss me and hug me and also he tried to make love with me but we didn't do it till our wedding day ,,,i meen to say that he was fond of every piece of me ,
but after marriege by 4 or 5 monthes he don't even kiss my mouth ,,he's not in love with anyone but me,but he's a shye and a very good persone ,but in sex i feel that he's not so good ,,maybe cause i'm the first girl in his sex life ,but we've been maried now for 2 years....what shall i do?????

― soos, Wednesday, 24 September 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

HI I AM THE AMAZING RANDY

― Amazing Randy, Wednesday, 24 September 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

We need to keep this thread up top for tomorrow, obviously.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, we should this entire thread into an Advice Column from Amazing Randy.

Amazing Randy, how would you help this woman out?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

WHAN WE GET MAREID
GRAVITY WIL TEH UNIEVRS3 WIL OPEN
HUMANS WIL TRAEVL IN2 SPAEC

NOW WHEN WIL WA G3T MAREID
WHEN?!!??!?? OMG LOL TEH TYRANT GATS A DIVORCA

START!!!1!11! TEH DIVORCE DA TYRANT HAS BEN MAREID 2 LONG

SHOP FOR A QUIK DIVORCA
DISCOVAR HOW GRAVITY IS CR3AETD

BRNG DOWN TEH WIT GRAVITY

BRNG DOWN DA WIT GRAVITY

SHOPNG FOR INVANTIONS
SHOPNG FOR M3DICATIONS

LAEBLNG IN PLANE ENGLISH
WUD H3LP SPED THNGS UP

RECANTLY TAEKN M3DICATIONS
ESOTERIC SALF IS MIRORED IN MANY

SEARCHNG DA INTERN3T
FOR M3DICATIONS - INVANTIONS

HELP USALES SUFARNG
BY IL INFORM3D SHOPERS

ALEIN 2 MAH AND B/C TH3Y DONT STUDY

POW3R OF TEH BRILIANT THOUGHT
KNOWNG WH3RA 2 FIND THEM

WRITEN OUT IN ENGLISH
NOT POSTSCRIPT AND ACROBAT

HALF UR MONI2R IN JAPAENS3
LOST HALF UR R3S3ARCH ALR3ADY

POSTSCRIPT AND ACROBAT STIFLES
FINDNG DA BRILIANT ARTICLE

GOV3RNMENT DATA BAESS
STIFL3 DA INV3N2R DEPLY

INSTANTLY CONVERT JAPAENS3 - NO
ABSOLUTALY NOT
MANAEGR WANTS U 2 L3ARN JAPAENSE

THIS D3LIRIOUS SAARCH IS A TRAEGDY
KNOWL3DG3 BAES IS OBSERVED FAST

INTELACT IS AROUSED SAARCHNG
FOR A WAY 2 TRAEVL FAST

AN3RGY USED IS AL MANTAL
GOAL IS 2 ACHEIVE DA MIRACLA

NOT 2 LEARN JAPAENS3
(BUT 2 MARY A JAPAENSA MD PHD)
BUT 2 READ UR SEARCH RESULTS

ROMANCNG DA BRIGHTAST WOMEN
LIGHT YEARS DOWN R NOW ON TEH INT3RNAT
LOKNG FOR MR GODBAR INVEN2R

G!111!1 OMG JEAENTA LOV3JOY MD1!!!!1! WTF LOL PHD
ROMANCNG1!1111 OMG WTF LOL TEH WOM3N PROF3SOR

BLAST OF COUNT DOWN IS GONG
BLAST OF COUNT DOWN IS GONG

INT3LIEGNT WOMEN R AROUSAD
GOAL IS 2 ACHEIVA LIGHT YEAR TRAEVL

BILION OF PROBLEMS
NED 2 B NU BOKS R COMNG NU MOVEIS R COMNG OUR

COLUMBUS SALES 2 NAAERST STARS
EARTHS KNGS 3NGAEGD IN WARS

EMPTY SPAEC 3ATS AT DA KNG
HIS LIGHT YEAR TRAEVLS R IMPOSIBLE

RUTHL3S LEIUT3NANTS 3RORS
ABUSE OF INTALIEGNT WOMEN

CHOSE BTWEN GOD AND COUNTRY
IN TEH NU YORK TIEMS SADE GOD IS D3AD

SO THAY WORK3D BUILDNG
NUCLEAR DA UNIEVRSA IS DEAD
2 HUMAN TRAEVLS ANY TIEM SON

WHEN WIL W3 GET MAREID
WHAN??!??? LOL DA TYRANT GATS A DIVORCA

START TEH DIVORCE PROCEDNGS
TYRANT HAS BEN MAREID 2 LONG

KEPNG EARTH GLUED DOWN IN WAR
A2M 2 A2M TOK IS ESOT3RIC

UNRAEVL DA SUBA2MIC GONGS-ON
IN DA M3MORY B CALS

KILER T C3LS IN DA IMUNE SYSTEM
HELPER T CELS R PRES3NT ON TEH NET

EXPOS3 GRAVITYS WIT DA WOMAN BUILDNG

OUR MARIAEG WIL CHANGE AL
GRAVITY WIL B UNDER MANS CONTROL

TYRANTS WIL B IN A FORC3 FEILD
GRAVITY CURTANE NOT A IRON CURTANE

G!1!1!1 WTF LOL JEAENTE LOV3JOY MD!!11!1 OMG PHD
ROMANCNG1!11!1 WTF LOL DA WOMEN PROFASORS

GIEV HER A NU WIT HUNDR3DS OF SHIPS SALENG

IN2 STARY STARY NIGHTS

― Greg Buell., Wednesday, 24 September 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

After reading that, you owe me a new brain.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I said the exact same thing earlier.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I have been horribly reminded today of the many many episodes of Dad's Army where the Platoon are going to be inspected and Captain Mainwaring is trying to get them ready for it.

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Thinking: You've got to be kidding me....

(p.s.: Chica, try Allexperts.com. Surely they have a marital expert there you can e-mail this to. Once they decipher your code, they should be able to give you good advice.)

― Legendary Nothingness (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i think she should wait for Amazing Randy's wisdom, just to be sure.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

soos,obviously yr husband just doesn't feel comfortable with taking the initiative in bed. So read this, go buy some latex gloves, lube and handcuffs and GET IT ON.

― Altweibersommermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 25 September 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i suggest shaving the mustache.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 25 September 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

or start tossing his salad.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 25 September 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Or shaving his salad.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 25 September 2003 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

get sword.

― David. (Cozen), Thursday, 25 September 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gonna save this one to refer to when I feel badly about my (lack of) spelling knacks.

More seriously ... talk to your husband. Don't ask us. We just make-up stuff that we think makes us sound good.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 26 September 2003 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

MsLauran is OTM!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 26 September 2003 08:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn right I am!

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 26 September 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

No it was Ms Lauran who was right! ;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 26 September 2003 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn. She's been stealin' my thunder! What a little bitch she is.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 26 September 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

*grins*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 26 September 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

OH, WHEN will Amazing Randy beguile us with his wisdom over this lady's vexations?!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

HI BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM LIVING IN A HATEFUL WORLD SENDING ME STRAIGH TO HGELL AND IM ASKING THE GOOD LORD WHY WE LIVE WE DIE CAN YOU WILL TELLE ME WHY WE DIE WE DIE I DONT WANTING TO DIE SEE YOU AT THE CROSSWRAODS YOU WON'T BE LONELY ALL A THUG COULD DO WAS CRY CRY CRY WHY DID THEY KILL MY DOG ILL SEE YOU AT THE CROSSROADS FOLLOW THE LORD 24 HOURS ALL DAY GOD I WAS IS PRAISE ALL THE TIME THE DEVILS IN UO MY FACE WHEN JUGDNING COMES FOR YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU GOING TO DO I AM GOING TO MISS EVERYBODY CAN SOMEDOY ANYBODY TELL ME WHY WE DIE WE DIE

― Amazing Randy, Friday, 26 September 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

HOPE MY SONG HELPS YOURS PROBLEM

― Amazing Randy, Friday, 26 September 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I seem to have completely lost my shit.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Try the fecal lost-and-found. I think it's down the same hall The Amazing Randy just came from.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 26 September 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.all-creatures.org/recipes/images/tossedsalad.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 26 September 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

but, Amazing Randy, what should she do about the mouth-kissing thing?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 26 September 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Have you had sex before? Do you know what to do?
Well what comes next, huh? Bust a move!

― Sarah MCLUsky (coco), Friday, 26 September 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

cozen OTM, ???????????????

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 26 September 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

WHAT SHALL I DO NOW?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 28 November 2003 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

DO THE HUSTLE!

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 28 November 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time.

― Herbstmute (Wintermute), Friday, 28 November 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

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