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HI I SEE YOU AT THE CROSSROADS IF YUO ARE ALONE IF YUO ARE ALONE SO I WILL SEE YOU AT THE CROSSROADS I'M GOING TO MISS YOU I'M GOING TO MISS YOU LIVING IN A HATEFUL WORLD THAT IS HOW WE WORLD CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY WE DIE WE DIE DIE WHAT YUO GOING TO DO IF JUGIUNG COMES FOR YUO SEE YOU AT THE CROSS ROADS YOU WILL BE ALONE YOU WILL BE LONELY HEY YEAH IM GONNA MISS EVERYBODY AND THE INNOCENT OF CHILDREN SING ALONG WITH RANDY

Amazing Randy, Friday, 26 September 2003 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, I think I can go home now because Randy has just amazed the shit out of me.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 September 2003 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought this thread would be about MC Hammer!

Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 26 September 2003 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: MC Hammer vs Bone Thugs and Harmony

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 September 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

That's "amazing."

NA (Nick A.), Friday, 26 September 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

b-b-but i thought it was Blazin Squad's version!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 26 September 2003 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa, a sing along thread. is this thread a sign of the apocalypse?

Emilymv (Emilymv), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's make it a round! I'll start.

"Kookaburra sits in the old gum tr..."

THIS IS SATAN SPEAKING!
YER ASSES ARE MINE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

blazin squads version is far superior to the original

... (gareth), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm discussin it so buss it, cold profilin
Spent a little while in the Hawaiian Islands
Off the plane and hospitality came correct
A gang of aloos places round my neck
Bathed by the sunshine and the seas of pearls
Fanned by tanned skinned beautiful girls
A twitch of grass skirt caught my eye
I said aloha baby word life you're lookin fly
I said my name is Jaz and did amaze me
When she said the rapper yeah me and partner Jay-Z
My witness wasn't she stacked
Wasn't she pumpin slammin workin -- so true indeed black
She said I'd love to stay and chat but I'll
See you at the luau, won't that be nice now
Later on we can examine each other more closely
And by the way my name is Sophie

The luau was sharp, right Jay? (On the strength money)
Laughter good food and tons of honeys
Eat and be merry, festive drums playin
A real cool atmosphere, you know what I'm sayin?
Tipped through the crowd, aloha aloha
Mingled like a single, then yo I
Stopped dead in my tracks, and my heart did freeze
Eyes wide surprised to find Sophie's
Smilin at the Jaz for some reason or other
Clockin a brother, but standin with another
Who just so happened to catch her expression
Look in my direction as a sign of aggression
Approachin me and yo I ain't lyin
Was this big coconut eatin barefoot giant
Face to face I mean chest to face
My first prepared to hook off in haste
Then Sophie sweete than sugar a good looker
Broke in between, before homeboy shook her
Grabbed her took her away on the wild tip
On a macho tripthat ain't hip
Look to my partner Jay (yeah I saw it)
Shrugged his shoulders said (hey I can't call it)
I said I think she should just up and go free
Then I can be with a girl, named Sophie

Walked along the beach by self til dawn
Askin myself what the hell goes on
She's so thorough, but she got a man he ain't right though
And besides she's a stranger to me quite so
Those thoughts were troublin
Til the sunlight shone on a figure and I was bubblin
Like a dream it seemed when she approached me
Talkin about none other than Sophie
Looked into my eyes, anxiety gone
Told me she's been thinkin bout me all night long
I asked about the island kid she said "What of him?"
I said "Ain't he your man, whassup, don't you love im?"
Sophie screamed she need a woman's dream
Not a cartoon sucker from a comic scene
Close embracin her eyes full of tears
But we spoke of the devil, and slap, he appeared
Speedin toward us like a heat-seekin missle
But yo, I ain't no cat with that "P" initial
Homeboy was large, I must've been crazy
Sophie said "No" I said "Yo, get out the way baby!"
No words spoken, major slugfest
Twent minutes and homeboy's head put to rest
All for the best cause the big prize the trophy
Was my heart of Hawaii whose name is Sophie

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/entertainment/clubbing/images/blazinsquad_270.jpg

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

What is 'twent minutes'?

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

blazin squads version is far superior to the original

You are a madman.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Thats rap talk for twenty. fo shizzle

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

VERY CLEVER

Amazing Randy, Friday, 26 September 2003 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

more old skool rap lyrics!

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The thing is which one of you all is 2 legit 2 quit? *hand signal here*

Damn I still love that shit.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I SEE NO CHANGES ALL JUST RASIST FACES MISPLACED HATE MAKSE DISGRACES CANT A BROTHER GET A PEACE WAR ON THE STREET AND IN MIDDLE EAST INSTED OF POVERTY THEY HAVE WAR ON DRUGS THE POLICE WILL NOT BOTHER ME THAT IS JUST THE WAY IT IS TYHINS ARE ALWAYS THE SAME THATS JUST THE WAY IT IS YOUR MY BROTHER YOUR MY SISTER EVERYBODY SING ALONG NOW THATS JUST THE WAY IT IS THINGS WILL ALWAYS BE THE SAME YOUR MY BROTHER YOUR MY SISTER SOME THINGS WILL NEVER CHANGE THEY WILL ALWAYS BE THE SAME

Amazing Randy, Friday, 26 September 2003 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.base58.com/pics/funny/tupacman.gif

stevem (blueski), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

THAT IS MY FAVORIT BEY TUPAC AMARU SHAKUR I HOPE YOU LIKE IT RIP

Amazing Randy, Friday, 26 September 2003 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

the prophet wit da profits

stevem (blueski), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

jigga i don't like it if it don't bling bling and the hell with the price cos the money ain't a thang.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd and gues who I met
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, "How do you like the show?"
she said, "I was very amused"
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man," she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq
Forget about that, let's go into the story
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talkin', getttin' familiar
Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up
A relationship or some undderstanding
How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
After this was established, everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin'
Everytime that I ccalled her it seemed somethin' was brewin'
I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that
Jus' bust this
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I say
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

right:

no i don't care, i mean hey, i got Penny
there comes a time in every girl's life when she's truely gotta ask
herself (you've gotta decide) is she ready, to be going steady? don't faint
dead away but i honestly believe that one month should be enough.
well, first of all, let's say you've dated johnny a few times
and one day johnny asked you to be his steady.
if you decide to...


left:

no i don't care, i mean hey, i got Penny
there comes a time in every girls life when she's gotta ask herself
sometimes sometimes you just ask yourself, steady or not
i mean, do you wanna be johnny's steady
don't faint dead away
but i honestly believe that one month should be just about enough
well, first of all, let's say you've
dated a boy named johnny a few times
and one day johnny asked you to be his steady...


three important rules for breaking up
don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
prolonging the situation only makes it worse
tell him honestly, simply, kindly but firmly
don't make a big production
don't make up an ellaborate story
this will help you avoid a tear jerking scene
if you want to date other people, say so
be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
even if you only gone together for a short time
and haven't been too serious
there's still a feeling of rejection when someone says she prefers
the company of others to your exclusive company
but if you're honest and direct and avoid making
a flaridy emotional speech
when you break the news
the boy will respect you for your frankness
and honestly, he'll appreciate the kind of straight-forward manner
in which you told him your decision
unless he's a real jerk or crybaby, you'll remain friends


i'm head of the class, i'm popular
i'm a quarterback, i'm popular
my mom says i'm a catch, i'm popular
i'm never last picked, i'm a cheerleading chick


being attractive is the most important thing there is
if you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond,
you have to be as attractive as possible
make sure to keep your hair spotlessly clean
wash it atleast every two weeks,
once every two weeks
and if you see johnny football hero in the hall
tell him he played a great game
tell him you liked his article in the newspaper


i'm the party star, i'm popular
i got my own car, i'm popular
i'll never get caught, i'm popular
i'm the teacher's pet, i make football bets


i propose we support a one-month-limit on going steady
i think it will keep people more able to deal with weird situations
and get to know more people
i think if you're ready to go out with johnny
now's the time to tell him about your one-month limit
he won't mind, he'll appreciate your fresh look on dating
and once you dated someone else, you can date him again
i'm sure he'll like it, everyone will appreciate it
you're so novel, what a good idea
you can keep your time to yourself, you don't need a date insurance
you can go out with whoever you want to
every boy, every boy in the whole world could be yours
if you just listen to my plan, the teenage guide to popularity!


i'm head of the class, i'm popular
i'm a quarterback, i'm popular
my mom says i'm a catch, i'm popular
i'm never last picked
i'm a cheerleading chick
i'm the party star, i'm popular
i got my own car i'm popular
i'll never get caught, i'm popular
i'm the teacher's pet, i make football bets

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

1-I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean upon the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble
Got hit with a bottle
And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is the bomb night
With a hood rat you can hold tight
But really tho' on figuero
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 to the 105
Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive
Livin' in a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller (3)

Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should know just how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like that

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

an ILX w/ Amazing Randy singing in it has some serious rewards

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

(Greg Nice)
Sometimes I rhyme slow sometimes I rhyme quick
I'm sweeter and thicker than a chico stick
Here's an ice cream cone honey take a lick
I go to Bay Plaza and catch a flick
Wore my Timberland boots so I can stomp ticks
Scandalous get a wiff of this mist
Just like the Yar Boys now I'm blissed
I feel good per say good state of mind
Drive a red Sterling and the seats recline
I love it when a lady treats me kind
Go to Tavern on the Green have a glass of wine
He say, she say I heard it through the grapevine
No static, got an automatic
Too much of anything makes you an addict
Smooth B Greg Nice Slick Nick click
Sometimes I rhyme slow sometimes I rhyme quick...

(chorus)

(Smooth B)
Sometimes I rhyme slow sometimes I rhyme quick
I was on 125 and Saint Nick
Waiting on a cab, standing in the rain
Under my heart three clouds of pain
She got the best of me
What was her destiny?
Maybe I should lick her with my nine millime...ter
My mind is in a blur
Cause you could never pay me to think this would occur
Me and this girl Jane Doe was living together
We were inseparable, noone could sever
At least that's what I thought
But later I fought with her substance
And almost ended up in Supreme Court
When I was on the road doing shows getting biz
She was in my penz getting stiffy with her friends
And even when she crashed my whip I didn't flip
My man Slick Nick said Smooth you're starting to slip
Time went on I started noticing weight loss
Then I had to ask her was she riding the white horse
At first she said no, then she said yo Smooth I'm sorry
But I keep having visions of snow
I need doe
And I said woah little hottie
I'm not DeLorian, Gambino or Gotti
I don't deal coke, and furthermore you're making me broke
I'll put you in a rehab and I won't tell your folks
And what do you know
In 18 months she came home and I let her back in
And now she's sniffing again...

(chorus)

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Lets get ready ready Lets get ready ready
Lets get ready to Rhumble

What just recked the mic,
what just recked the mic..............Psyche

Lets get ready ready Lets get ready ready
Lets get Lets get Lets get ready ready

Lets get ready ready Lets get ready ready
Lets get ready to Rhumble

Straight up provin' We can get you groovin'
This tracks boomin' it ain't no hype

What just recked the mic,
what just recked the mic.............Psyche

CHORUS
Lets get ready to rhumble (Lets get ready to rhumble)
Get ready get steady and Rhumble (Everybody Rhumble)
Lets get ready to rhumble (Lets get ready to rhumble)
Get ready get steady and Rhumble (Everybody rhumble)

Sit back Rap attack don't take no flack rhyme
in time to the rhythm of the track
I'm Ant I'm Declan a Duo a Twosome So many
lyrics we're frightened to use 'em

So many lyrics we keep 'em in stores
We've even got them coming out of our pores
Your father your mother your sister your brother
everyone's got to be an AKA Lov-er

Give us the motivation we can cause a sensation
Give us the aspiration we can cause a sensation
Give us the girls top speed Give us the girls stampede
Stylin' Smilin' Everybody buck wilin'

CHORUS

Partners in crime we'll never do time
A sentence for us has to end in a rhyme
((wiggidy wiggidy)) Raw... and pure like sushi
Don't try to do me use me Or even try to sue me

We lay down the law We're quick on the draw
We played it we made it the rest don't score
No jokes no messin' We teach you a lesson
A state of confusion to keep you all guessin'

CHORUS

Freakin' it sweatin' it bustin' the mic
Slammin' it jammin' it do what you like

Lets get ready ready Lets get ready ready Lets get Lets get
Lets get ready ready Lets get ready ready Lets get ready ready
Lets get ready to rhumble

What just recked the mic,
what just recked the mic.............Psyche

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 September 2003 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

One of the greatest rap songs of all time:

Try to answer to the master on the MC rap artists
No joke on the lyric it's hard to be modest
I knew I was the man with the master plan
To make you wiggle and jiggle like gelatin
Just think while I sing and to the brain structure
Don't sleep on the E 'ya see something might rupture
I don't take time for me to blow your mind
It takes a second to wreck it because you're dumb and blind
So just lounge . . . 'Cause you're a MC clown
Or join the circus . . . EPMD's in town
Total chaos -- no mass confusion
Rhymes so hypnotizing known to cause an illusion
Like a magician who draws a rabbit out a hat, son
I'm drawin' more, like a 44-Magnum
MC's please stop, look, and listen and try to imagine
it's travellin' the speed of lighjt, but everything' motion it's
frightening
Plus the thought of you alone
You now enter the dimension called the Twilight Zone
You're terrified . . . plus you can't bear the thought
You and I one-on-one in the land of the lost
You start to shiver . . . then you scream, my friend
You wake up, Muttley, because you're dreamin' again
Next time I'm on the scene . . . do not try to diss us
Keep your mouth suckered up, because I'm Strictly Business
This is the rap season . . . when the E starts pleasin'
Girls around the world no need to be skeezin'
When I roll I stroll, Cool always pack a 2
Just in case . . . a brother acts a fool
I've got the energy to put the girlz in a frenzy
Put a shock when I rock even though I'm not stingy
Make sure I don't bore when I'm on the dance floor . . .
Get busy, boy . . . like you never saw before
Rhyme flow . . . good to go . . .
After the show . . . I'll pull your hoe, boy
"Do you sniff blow??" -- Hell no
Got my whole life ahead of me, no time to be sniffin'
And if my parents find out, then they start riffin'
So I stay, A-OK
'Cause I'm the E . . . the R-I-C-K
MC's look me in the face and their eyes get weak
Pulse rate descends . . . heart rate increases
It's like beam me up, scotty, I control your body
I'm as deadly as AIDS when it's time to rock a party
With all due respect, when I say mike check
I let a sucker slide once . . . then I break his neck
So when I say jump, you'll reply "How high?"
Because I'm takin' no prisoners, so don't play hero and die
You're just a soldier . . . and I'm a Green Beret
I do not think twice about the MCs I slay
So if you want to battle, i highly recommend this:
Bring your dog, mom, and dad . . . because I'm Strictly Business
Yo, yo, you're still pickin' on that four-leaf clover?
Bring in the sandman, sucker . . . because it's over
My name is Eric Sermon and I'm back again
I see the head's still turnin' of my so-called friends
They smile in my face -- behind my back they talk trash,
Mad and stuff - because they don't have cash
Like the E-Double . . . or the Pee-MD
He drives a Corvette, I drive a semi-iroc Suzuki
I'm the locksmith . . . with the key to fame
Never high on myself, always stay the same
Play a lot because I'm hot and like a horse I trot
Around the track and back, fatigued?? No, I'm not
I'm the mellow, the fellow, the one that likes to say hello
To a fly girl that is good to go
With the slow tempo and the off-beat rhyme flow
'Cause when I am in action, there is no time for maxin' or relaxin
Just reactin' and subtractin'
On a sucker MC who's mouth keeps on yappin' and flappin'
I lose my cool, then I'll be start slappin' and smackin'
You on a roll, then I'll be start jackin' and cappin'
No time to lounge, I'm packin' and strappin'
At my point attack I soar at you like an eagle,
I'm the sheriff, and bitin' is illegal
So next time in town, I highly recommend this,
You gots to chill, because I'm Strictly Business

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 26 September 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Erick Sermon is about 55 years old now.

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 26 September 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm as deadly as AIDS when it's time to rock a party

I was just scrolling down the page and for a moment I thought that was a PJ and Duncan lyric I'd not previously been aware of.

I'll pick my jaw up off the floor now.

j0e (j0e), Friday, 26 September 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Build high, build high (2x)
Cause my old man is bleeding
And my poor dog needs feeding
And this time I'm really broke
So let me feel your leg of hope around me
Build high, build high (2x)
I said build high, yeah, build high
Build high, build high (2x)

Hold me up with pride
Cause I'm not beautiful and
I don't have no pretty friends, can't pretend.
I'm tired of believing in the things that go on here.
Lately it makes me feel just like (some)one's forming in the air air air
Build high, build high (2x)
I said build high, yeah, build high
Build high, build high (2x)

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 26 September 2003 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Yo, Yo Miami
Yo Cali-Fornia
North East West and South motherfucka
Yo Check this out
This is Dirt Dog
I'm here to make you scream
(Chorus)(x4)
Big Baby Jesus
I can't wait
Nigga fuck that!
I can't wait!
I ain't no actor my shit's for real
Thighmaster
If I don't get paid 2 or 3 million dollars on Monday
I'm a bring on the ARMAGEDDON!(It's Monday)
Fuck that feeling, this fo reeling
Nigga I want my Noalin
Make it rain, hail, storm and earthquake
UHHHH! That's what I'm saving!
Play that music in your trunk
The cocaine got my ????? stuck
Nigga I'm from the ghetto
How many celebrities from the ghetto?
(Dirty your crazy, I'm crazy about your music
Dirty your crazy, you're a nutcase you're a fucking nutcase)
(Chorus)
A to the Pox doing Night Fever
Cancer, herpes, mumps, seizures
Diabetes, TV if your against me
You die easier!
Cops don't have a show whatsoever
Ain't no more doctors, ministers
Nurses can't give us searches
There won't be electric, won't be churches
Cause your body go against you
Whether it's a lie or whether it's true
You can't use violent mentalities anymore
It ain't lambskin
You can't use the word napkin
Nigga ya sleeping
(Chorus)(x3)
Hold on Hold on Hold on
HAHAHAHAH
I'm diplomatic playing pen and pad
Ratatat you're a scaredy-cat
Cause I have a tat put you up like that
You can't stand that, cause you gotta scat
You couldn't even move
Don't know how to groove
BITCH TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES
Take up the brew
Motherfucker you knew!
Fucking with the doo
Dirt Dog don't make any room
(Chorus til shoutouts)
I want to give a shoutout to FunkMaster Flex
And all the DJs across the world
I want to give a shoutout to my nigga Lupe
I want to give a shoutout to my nigga Suge Knight
To my nigga Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg
I want to give a shoutout to um,um, what's them niggas, Outkast
I want to give a shoutout to them crazy niggas
In parts of the world that I never been too
I want to give a shoutout to the Eskimos
I want to give a shoutout to the submarines
I want to give a shoutout to the army, air force, navy marines
KNow what I'm saying? Y'all playing my music
In the submarines and the boats
Play that shit know what I'm saying?
It's called travelling music busting ya ass style
Yo Big Baby Jesus
It's One Love
I give a shout out to all the women
I give a shout out to all the babies
All the munchkins
All across the world playa, God
I want to give a shoutout to all the school teachers
I give a shout out to um,um, myself
(Chorus)
I give a shout out to the Wu-Tant, Tang, Tang!
The Brooklyn Zoo

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 26 September 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

tiger style

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 26 September 2003 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

What just recked the mic

this is surely wrong and should be 'watch us wreck the mic' but i dunno, it's only my karaoke choice ALL THE TIME

stevem (blueski), Friday, 26 September 2003 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I just threw in my old skool cd...

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 26 September 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

today's poetry link

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 26 September 2003 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

DOVE:
Hello
Meany meany meany meany (Say What?)
Meany meany meany meany (Say What?)
Meany meany meany meany mean
Meany meany meany meany (Say What?)
Meany meany meany meany (Say What?)
Meany meany meany meany mean (Okay)
Hello it's the soul
Troopin' in wit the Jungle patrol
And this one's about the KO's the knockouts out there
Who's holdin' my buddy
Hold up
(wait a minute)
POS:
Now just wait
We're gonna talk about Buddy on this plate
But before we let the herd out the gate
Make sure the all the levels are straight out the jungle
(The Jungle, the Jungle, the Brothers, the Brothers)
AFRIKA:
De La Soul from the soul
Black medallions no gold
Hangin' out wit Pos hangin' out wit Mase
Buddy buddy buddy all in my face
MIKE G:
For the lap Jimbrowski must wear a cap
Just in case the young girl likes to clap
Ain't for the wind but before I begin
I initiate the buddy with a slap
Q-TIP:
Now for the next
I'm the Q-Tip from A Tribe Called Quest
And when I quest for the buddy I don't fess
For my jimmy wants nothin' but the best (the best)
The best (Ooh Wee!)
Let's stick out jimmy and see what we can catch
(Stick em up, stick em up jimmy)
Next won't be needed unless
(Jenny wanna get right to the flesh)
(Sweet little woman, sweet little woman)
POS:
I won't lie, I love B-U-D-D-Y (why)
Cause I never let it walk on by
When it comes to me and Jenny I seem (very serious)
Like a big friend
Buddy is the act that occurs on the lip
when Jenny and jimmy start shootin' the gift
Boy let me get shot I won't even riff
AFRIKA:
Buddy buddy don't you know you make me go nutty
I'm so glad that you're not a fuddy duddy
Not too skinny and not too chubby
Soft like silly putty
Miss Crabtree I hope that you're not mad at me
Cause I told you that it was your buddy
That was making me ever so horny
Junglelistically horny
DOVE:
On the dial my buddy talks to me for a while
Plug Two is the
Q-TIP:
Q to her tip
DOVE:
On the A side and sometimes the flip
(Gotta gotta flip this record)
Buddy is the bud to my daisy tree
And the luuden to my do-re-mi
And the pleaser to my man Plug 3
(Plug 3 gets all the buddy)
MIKE G:
Behind my bush my buddy likes the way that I push
And like a champ just knock it on out
Never ever once sellin' out
(Oh let loose the juice)
My buddy helps me to
(De La my Soul)
Keepin' jimmy in total control
Without Buddy I'd be on a roll
(La la la l-la la la la, la la la l-la la la la)
Q-TIP:
Hey girl I heard ya lookin' for some good times
If you Quest from the Soul here's what we'll find
A whole lot of fun lots of fun together
Just like kissin' cousins (yeah that's kinda clever)
Close like bosoms, bosoms stay close
If you be my buddy I will toast
That we're like Ethel Merts and Lucille MacGillicuddy
You can be mines and I can be your buddy
DOVE:
The best buddy's in evening wear
Long lovin' less Tru know (he's in there)
I feel sorry for those who pay a fare (a fee) word to the D
I don't beg I just tease my buddy with my right leg
And when it's ready what's said is buddy is best in bed
AFRIKA:
Fly buddy told us all to get into a circle
Said don't worry cause I won't hurt you
All I really wanna do is freak you (she freaked us)
MIKE G:
And I watched and then I checked my swatch
To see the time
The Soul had formed a buddy line
And that buddy was (mine all mine)
POS:
Now when Tribe, the Jungle, and De La Soul
Is at the clubs our ritual unfolds
Grab our bones and start swingin' our hands
(Then Jenny start flockin' it everywhere)
Cause Jenifa just wants to stay aware
Yo fellas should we keep her aware
(Mmm Hmm, yeah!!!)

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 26 September 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

This was just what I needed on a busy Friday morning. I salute everyone.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 September 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

hey, whatever happening to the Illingest President Evah? where did he go?

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 26 September 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

heh, the blazing squad look like every underage kid ive seen drinking in ilford ever!

Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 26 September 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

IM BAKC

Amazing Randy, Saturday, 27 September 2003 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

*BACK

Amazing Randy, Saturday, 27 September 2003 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

wELCOME

Altweibersommermute (Wintermute), Saturday, 27 September 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Well Cum

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Sunday, 28 September 2003 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

IM FRNOT!

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 28 September 2003 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

HI RANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAPS LOCK = COOL (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 28 September 2003 07:02 (twenty-one years ago)

;)

(You know I'm kidding you.)

Legendary Nothingness (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 28 September 2003 07:03 (twenty-one years ago)

P.S. WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU'LL MEET ME AT THE CROSSROADS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANGING OUT AT LOCAL MALLS? I HAD NO IDEA THERE WERE FELLOW DENIZENS OF THE ALAMO CITY AROUND HERE.

Er. Um. Something tells me you're not talking about Crossroads Mall....

Legendary Nothingness (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 28 September 2003 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

crossroads motel

Ed (dali), Sunday, 28 September 2003 09:02 (twenty-one years ago)

or roach motel

Little Big Macher (llamasfur), Sunday, 28 September 2003 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just gonna shout this one
I'm just uhh, gonna gonna gonna gonna say this to the people
Not so much the people in the audience as the people sitting in my mind,

Duh dub duh duh dububububububububbbbbb

Donde esta los digits du DJ Rap?

Bring the sound to the people in a white truck Bumpin' on the road bumps
Run into a tree stump
Tweeter out the back door
Slam into the dirt lot, stopped
With the cable runnin' out the backside
Disco naked

And if you had a chance-ah
You wouldn't even stop denying,
Go talk to Anna Hand.
Go start the multiplyin'

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

BlaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Red

Green is like a boom to the what's dis non.
Diddy on dawn to the don don diggy dawn.
[repeat]

[CHORUS]
Doubt'll be the fire of your delight, but you're never gonna come back down
A halve
The pop song on the five, but you're never gonna come back down
To grab
The t-shirt off the line, but you're never gonna come back down
I think she's murderously sly, but you're never gonna come back down
But you're never gonna come back down,
But you're never gonna come back down,
But you're never gonna come back down,
But you're never gonna come back down,

We are here to save the ERF uhhh. E-R-F uh..

Todd Berry Todd Berry
I'm gonna pay you on a chorley rate,
pay you on a chorley rate, rate, rate, rate, rate...

Oh when I woke up and got on the BMT
I saw the boom shudap and that's fresh to me ..
And they were scrawling on the window with wise-ass keys,
And they were driving out the lots in their Mercurys.

Green is like a boom to the what's dis non.
Diddy on dawn to the don don diggy dawn.
[repeat]

If you had a chance-ah
You wouldn't even stop denying
Go talk to Anna Hand,
Go start the multiplyin'

[CHORUS]
Doubt'll be the fire of your delight, but you're never gonna come back down
A halve
The pop song on the five, but you're never gonna come back down
To grab
The t-shirt off the line,
but you're never gonna come back down
I think she's murderously sly,
but you're never gonna come back dowwwwwwwwn
But you're never gonna come back down,
But you're never gonna come back down,
But you're never gonna come back down,
But you're never gonna come back Dowwwnnn,..,

He's the doom slinger, the dope beat stinger,
sucka dj's they get stopped by a single finger....

Huh!

He's gonna bubble it up now,

He likes to bubble it up, he likes to bubble it up,
he likes to bubble it up, he likes to bubble it up,

Mr. BT, Mr. BT, Mr. BT, Mr. BT,

Please bring it up, bring it up, bring it up, bring it up,

Could you bring it up?
Could you bring it up just a little more than that?
Could you bring it up?
Could you bring it up?
Could you bring it up just..could you bring it up?
Could you bring it up?
Could you bring it up?
Could you bring it up?

Say hallelujah peoples, say hallelujah oh yes!
Yes, yes in the name, the name of, in the naaaaame,
In the name,
And it was in my belly bitter,
But in my mouth-ah, it was-ah sweeter.

[CHORUS]
Doubt'll be the fire of your delight,
but you're never gonna come back down
A halve
The pop song on the five,
but you're never gonna come back down
To grab
The t-shirt off the line,
but you're never gonna come back down
I think she's murderously sly,
but you're never gonna come back dowwwwwwwwwwn

You understand?

You know what I'm saying?

Rght on to the people up front,
Right to the people in the back,
Right on to the bartender,
Right on to the waitresses,
Right on to the DJ,
Right on,
Right on to the lady with the beer over there in the pink skirt,
Right on to all them mmmmmm English girls named Charisse...
Fucking blonde English girls with ghetto names you know what I'm saying?
I love that shit.

And the seven udders uttered,
The seven unders thundered,
The seven thunders uttered,
The seven utters thuddered, thuddered,
thuddered, under, thuddered under
The seven thunders uttered.

Charisse-ah.

[BT:] Fucking excellent man.
[DOUGHTY:] That's what I do for a living..

j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 28 September 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

NOW DAYS EVERYONE TALK FOR THEY GOT SOMETIHNG TO SAY BUT IT IS GIBBERISH AND PEOPLE ACT LIKE THEY FORGOT AVBOUT RANDY IF IT UP TO ME YOU WOULD SOPT COME TO ME WITH YUOR HANDS OUT LOOK UP TO ME LIKE YUO WANT SOMETIHNG FREE WEHN I HAD LZST CD YOU WERE BUMPING ME BUT NOW I HAVE A COMPANY EVERYONE COME TO ME LIKE A DISASAE BUT YOU WILL NOT GET A CUMB FORE ME I TOLD THEM ALL THE GANGSTAS OK GO AHEAD HALEY AND I CUDDLED A CABBGE PACTH THSES DAYS EVERYOBDY ACTING LIKE THEY HAVE GOT SOMEHING TO SAY THEY MOVE THRE LI[PS AND IT IS GIBBERISH THEY ARE ACTING LIKE THEY HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT RANDY

Amazing Randy, Thursday, 2 October 2003 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I love you.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 3 October 2003 07:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude learn how to spell!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 3 October 2003 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Still RANDY, eh..

Fabrice (Fabfunk), Friday, 3 October 2003 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

all I need in this world of sin is me and amazin

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 3 October 2003 09:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Great song, that one, but I like this Bone Thugs-n-Harmony ballad even more:

(Big B)
Raising hustlas, thieves and prostitutes
Young homie, think before you shoot, murderer
Where will our children go
When there's no place safe where they can go

(Bizzy Bone)
And trouble may come and sometimes
You'll get pulled over by one-time
And when the 1999 rewinds, you didn't even make any strides
Murder all around the whole world, it's nauseatin
Everybody's hatin everybody, overrated
Why everybody actin agitated, I thought we graduated
Back in the saddle waitin, aboard the battle station
Haitin is a birth defect and you know ain't nobody perfect
And when the curtains, close open up the door, no more

(Bridge-Big B)
See we loosin this world we love
And it looks like the sinnin won't end
So I'm reachin high up above
Lord, let your blessings begin

(Hook-Big B) 4x
And let's change the world, and let's change the world

(Flesh Bone)
It got me ready to set off the riot
Ridin wit my Trues Humbly United Gathering Souls
Here we go, roll up some more Phillies
My nigga let me hit it
Niggas we thugs and immortalized, let's get high
It's them niggas you most desire
I can remember from way back in the day
Comin up out the ghetto was a hell of a struggle
From sellin the fiends llello
But it was my dream to kick flows and put my people on another level
Now could it be for the lust (lust)?
Could it be for the rush (rush)?
My niggas love when they bust
They steady buck and they duck
They put your dick in the dust
My niggas creepin on a come up
Come up nigga, killa, thuggish ruggish nigga
Nigga, finna' descent into the dawn of a new millenium
Anticipatin life without Satan hatin,
and all enemies to hell, I'm sendin them

(Hook)

(Layzie Bone)
Everyday the devil at me
And I wish the Lord throw a Hummer at me, I ain't happy
Me and Eazy E in a B-E-N-Z, with my niggas right next to me
It's my legacy, we can't let it stop, uh uh, not now
The whole world endin up in buck-buck-pow
Corruption, destruction, disaster
Everybody tryna' rap faster than the master
Oh Lord, could you save my soul?
Nigga tryna go platinum 'round 40 years old
The Lord know we can do this shit
It ain't no stoppin us now 'cause we can prove this shit
Nigga me, Stew D, PD, Freaky G
The whole world wanna be ridin with me
I'm in the flesh, let's talk about sex
Babies havin babies, Generation X
With the AIDS epidemic, we ain't cool no more
And I know they gotta cure for this shit, we ain't rich
First we lost Eazy, then we lost Pac
Biggie got killed, when this shit gon' stop?
Everybody wanna know what's goin on
with the thuggish, ruggish, Bone, Bone, Bone, Bone
Tryna' get prepared for the Y2K
And if I don't die today, Im'a try an change the world

(Hook) 2x

(Wish Bone)
You need a lesson you can love our rappin
But they try an ban it, realize that it ain't gon' happen
We done changed the world
Ghetto voices bein heard and failed
Now I got my guns, better arm yourselfs
Most don't know what to do, if you don't know what to do
Don't you know this government ain't built for me and you
I have a dream, no, I have a wish
If we can't save ourselve, then let's save the kids
Let the world go, let these babies have somethin
Let the world go, just don't blow this muthafucka up
You kill him, he'll kill you
Some say it stupid but violence really lives where I come from
Hungry little kids where I come from
Thugs like me where I come from

(Bridge)

(Hook to fade)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 3 October 2003 10:30 (twenty-one years ago)


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