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YO NYC ILX COME OUT AND DRINK WITH ME AND GEETA ON MONDAY CUZ I"M THE MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANT TO BE AND BE WITH

I HATE YOU ALL

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 September 2003 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

SYKE I LOVE YOU

I JUST FOUND A CARACKER UNDER MY KEYBOARD!!!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 September 2003 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

A carjacker under your keyboard?

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 28 September 2003 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

THEYRE CRAFTTY!!!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 September 2003 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 28 September 2003 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

fck i wish I were drunk

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 28 September 2003 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

THEYRE CRAFTTY!!!

fuck, now I have Led Zeppelin's "The Ocean" stuck in my head

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 28 September 2003 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

nate, you're alright man

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 September 2003 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

SYKE I LOVE YOU

So you're not coming into NYC, either?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 28 September 2003 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

no i am!!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 September 2003 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm back living on this coast now :(

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 September 2003 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

why?
( o sorry...WHY???)

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 28 September 2003 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be there with a lojack.

― Carey (Carey), Sunday, 28 September 2003 07:23 (twenty-one years ago)

my lord.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 September 2003 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

booze is not my friend.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 September 2003 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

who loves ya, baby?

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 28 September 2003 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we do an IM FAP some time?

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 28 September 2003 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

so where is this? i was gonna go watch a friend spin d&b in the east village on monday...

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Sunday, 28 September 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"it's" not "anywhere". geeta and i had talked about meeting up on monday, and then i drunkenly posted this inanity.

so, yo what's up nyc ile?! yeah, i'm back east now, and so i know some of the thrill and mystery is gone but we should hook up! once i have some bread that is. i promise not to puke on your shoes or make lame passes at you, and i'll be out by morning!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 September 2003 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i promise not to puke on your shoes or make lame passes at you, and i'll be out by morning!

What's the point, then?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 28 September 2003 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

yay! is anyone up for an impromptu NYC fap tomorrow to welcome jess?
maybe somewhere in the east village near yr friend's gig yancey?

― geeta, Sunday, 28 September 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

and if anyone does want to meet me then i need all the places who owe me money to pay me!!!

don't make me get all ray liotta on you, voice media inc!!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 September 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

geeta i dunno if i can make it this week! i have like $35 to my name. : (

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 September 2003 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

aw come on jess don't lame out!! you know, most of us here in nyc are convinced you don't actually exist anyhow

― geeta, Sunday, 28 September 2003 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm actually a brain in a jar in a warehoue in utah.

i'll let you all know tonight what's going on!!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 September 2003 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Fall's gonna be real

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 28 September 2003 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

geeta needs to stop guilt-tripping me...my life is bad enuff right now!!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 September 2003 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

my thing, which i ain't tied to, is it 10th st. between 1st and 2nd at a bar called company where a good pal bartends on sundays and mondays, thus she gives out ultra-cheap drinx!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Sunday, 28 September 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Just trying to keep this thread alive.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 29 September 2003 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

it doesn't look like jess is gonna show up in nyc today!! bah

i say a ragtag crew of nyc'ers go and kidnap him from pennsylvania

does anyone have a car?

― geeta (geeta), Monday, 29 September 2003 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

strongo is such an nyc tease.

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 29 September 2003 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

yo ile what's up!! i'm not gonna be able to make it into nyc today...c.r.e.a.m., you know?? anyway, i'll probably be in philly today, if anyone wants to make the drive down haw haw

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 September 2003 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously though, i'll make sweet love to you soon. promise. xoxo

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 September 2003 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 29 September 2003 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Come for Halloween.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 29 September 2003 12:46 (twenty-one years ago)

old nyc was better than nu nyc

(p.s. i am tired)

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 September 2003 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

you're also right.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 29 September 2003 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

so you prefer handlebar moustaches and scurvy too?!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

You seem surprised?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

not at all.

― snidley whippington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

But seriously, you gonna come to our Halloween party or what?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, i'm with it. i think 30 days is enough advance time to get me ready.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

if i dont make some money quick though, then it's suicide for strongo.

― deaddo hangington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

4real.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

alas poor deaddo, i hardly knew ye

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm gonna start watching cop shows for pointers on how crackheads move the stuff they steal!!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

this is a real swank neighborhood; i'm sure the neighbors have like good silver or some shit.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

the only things i've ever stole were a bus seat and a copy of the first cypress hill record, both in 7th grade!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

really big NYC FAP on saturday november 15!!! (which also happens to be my birthday) everyone is invited obv!! i'll start a thread for it in a week or two.

we'll believe you when we see you, jess: and thus far NO ONE HAS SEEN YOU!

― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

donut bitch and ned have!!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

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This is kinda how I picture Gabbo in NYC.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

nicole, i pick you up in my giant palm and kiss you

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i picture it more like this:

http://www.chudfacts.com/images/chud_city.jpg

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.duffzone.co.uk/framegrabs/9f19/019.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Gabbo rising to conquer the earth? Perfect choice for NYC: we're used to seeing wierd shit.

Raze, rock and have fun, yo!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

GABBO
DONUT WANT COME TUU

http://cinemaniacs.virtualave.net/ghostbusters/crowd.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/desktops/movies/efny.jpg

"So, you write for Bitchpork..."

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"call me Snark"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs17/stang5.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 2 October 2003 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

let's not forget i'm back on dial-up now, people.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 October 2003 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

this is the thread where Jess says

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 2 October 2003 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

also if anyone out there wants to take pity on me and
GIVE ME WORK
, it'd be much appreciated. < /desperation>

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 October 2003 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

my butt itches and there's weird little black marks on my feet

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 October 2003 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

+ unexplained memory gaps?

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 2 October 2003 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

what did i forget?

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 October 2003 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

to brush?

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 2 October 2003 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

that fajitas are tasty perhaps?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 2 October 2003 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

bloaty, you mean

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 2 October 2003 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

bloaty mcbloat bloat but oh so good

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 2 October 2003 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.staleywise.com/collection/NY/woody_cleopatra.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 2 October 2003 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

ETHANP23: i envision some disney movie switch-up where one of us is stuck in an indie chick's body but cant get the other one to stop trying to have sex with us to help

ETHANP23: 'no, dont you understand, this is ETHAN!!' 'right, right... hey do you like movies?'

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 October 2003 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Satan is the wistler!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 2 October 2003 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Satan is the spellchecker!

(you knows I loves ya)

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 2 October 2003 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

cout << "oops";

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 2 October 2003 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Dubplatestyle: does that mean you have long blonde dreads?
ETHANP23: yes, on my crotch
Dubplatestyle: i think i'll grow long dreadlocks on my crotch to confuse girls at first as to which is my cock
ETHANP23: jess i think thats a great idea
ETHANP23: could you fuck someone with a dreadlock?
Dubplatestyle: i thought you might
Dubplatestyle: we'll find out i suppose
ETHANP23: lesbians should grow one big dreadlock in their pubes!!
ETHANP23: and two little spherical ones
ETHANP23: i seriously dont think this idea has ever been had before!!!
ETHANP23: this is going to be like scaredy cats fubu for white people
Dubplatestyle: you should post this!!
ETHANP23: haha no, its too stupid
ETHANP23: it makes us look like fifteen year olds
ETHANP23: like when i went to summer camp and this horrible sociopathic kid on the bus told me he was going to come on girls tampons until he got one pregnant

― trife (simon_tr), Thursday, 2 October 2003 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i only posted that bcz it reminded me of terrence and philip

― trife (simon_tr), Thursday, 2 October 2003 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

right'o guv

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 October 2003 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I am amazed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 October 2003 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

TERRENCE, IM TERRIBLY AFRAID YOU HAVE CANCER OF THE ASS

― trife (simon_tr), Thursday, 2 October 2003 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

OH MY, DOES THIS MEAN I CAN NO LONGER FART?

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 October 2003 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Didn't he know the tampons come in wrappers?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 2 October 2003 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.saunalahti.fi/hoge/South%20Park.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 October 2003 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

NO PHILIP!! IT MEANS YOU CAN NO LONGER LIVE!!!

― trife (simon_tr), Thursday, 2 October 2003 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Dubplatestyle: you know, i have absolutely no muscle tone on my ass. its kind of amazing really.
ETHANP23: dude, i want you to be honest with me-- are you naked right now
ETHANP23: what is muscle tone anyway... like, firmness???
Dubplatestyle: actually, no.
Dubplatestyle: and yeah, i guess.
ETHANP23: my ass is fat too

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 October 2003 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe the children are the future...

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 2 October 2003 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

― trife (simon_tr), Thursday, 2 October 2003 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/201/sp201_shiver2_bg.gif
"Shiver me timbres!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 2 October 2003 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Dubplatestyle: ethan convince me my life isnt over
Dubplatestyle: i'm old
Dubplatestyle: fat
Dubplatestyle: balding
Dubplatestyle: no woman will ever touch me again
Dubplatestyle: i'm broke
Dubplatestyle: i feel like this is the climatic scene in 8 mile except i still lose

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 October 2003 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

You poor fuck yr becoming me

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 2 October 2003 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

life is bad.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 October 2003 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey by the way can we set up some sort of off-board New York FAPALERT system? Whereby regular FAPALERTS arrive via mobile text message? I never get to look on here but that doesn't stop me drinking.

(I propose a FAPALERT color-code as well.)

― nabiscothingy, Thursday, 2 October 2003 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

We'll just use the Batsignal, it doesn't seem like he's using it like ever.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 2 October 2003 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

do you think those air raid sirens still work?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 2 October 2003 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

The air raid sirens at Meadowbrook Golf course like 1 mile from my office work and are tested every other week...like wtf OH MY GOD USAMA BIN LADEN BE FLYIN AIRPLANES INTO THE CADDYSHACK SHIT BE ON!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 October 2003 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

If there's supposed to be a party tonight, I probably can't go. I've got a deadline on Monday to meet.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 3 October 2003 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm becoming you, actually, yr a little older (btw there are millions of girls who'll do us, just act a bit cockier)

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 3 October 2003 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

does not compute.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i am resigning myself to the fact of dying alone and unloved. gettting comfy with it, even. it's the whole marge simpsons "set your expectations so low no one will even notice when you fail" thing.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.roadfan.com/sanphlbd.jpg

― Annouschka Magnatech (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 5 October 2003 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

haw

― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 5 October 2003 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

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