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anthony, Friday, 29 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Uuuuhhh... no. We just had a house full of builders, and god are they ugly!!! No, no, no. Floppy haired skinny indie boys who obsess about music make my figurative cock stand up and salute.

masonic boom, Friday, 29 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Turn of 99-2000, I was living in one room of a huge empty house, while builders spent 2 weeks redoing the kitchen downstairs. They didn't give me a hard-on once, the bastards. Mind you, I like girls mostly.

On this subject, has anyone read The Atrocity Exhibition?

chris, Friday, 29 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think Anthony should have a cold shower before he posts.

DG, Friday, 29 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Builders I see are 40 and have huge beerguts, not sexy.

Nicole, Friday, 29 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is actually kind of ambiguous. I mean, "workes" could be "workers", but it could also be "works", meaning that Anothony throws wood every time he sees a building.

Dan Perry, Friday, 29 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Thanks for sharing. Can I just say that this is really disgusting? Take some Prozac, it'll do wonders for you not thinking about sex.

Ally, Friday, 29 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, now we know that including that one guy in the Village People was a smart move on the costumer's part.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 29 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Different strokes for *very* different folks, as usual. I am not surprised nor disgusted, I dont really give a toss. Fine-featured skinhead lasses reading books about Le Front Populaire in the subway make me rise and... shine? Ha-ha.

Simon, Friday, 29 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

they're fine until they open their mouths and start "speaking"

Geoff, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I read somewhere that the Indian in the Village People was the only one who was actually gay. And he lives in the city next-door to mine. (No, I'm not gay.)

So don't hit on the Village People construction guy, Anthony.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I liked that - "He lives in the city next door to mine - not that I'm gay or anything!" ARRRGH! I LIVE WITHIN 20 MILES OF A GAY PERSON! I'M NOT GAY! Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I had way too many margaritas. You new yorkers, go to Citrus on Amsterdam and have some wicked margaritas.

Ally, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Question is ambiguous: are we supposed to discuss the poster's "cock" or construction workers? The former seems troublesome and best left alone when it twitches. The latter, I'm often impressed by their efficiency. A good 20-story building takes about four months to erect. Easily one the most productive (constructive? aptly named) professions. People who work in fuck-all professions, eg. Public Relations, should all become construction workers.

AP, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If the people with fuck-all professions became builders who would fill the buildings they built?

Josh, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ach, we'd just get some Fraggle in to eat the buildings.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maybe this should be an Occupations That Turn Me On thread (me, I'm not picky: anything that indicates a brainy and/or arty bent + anything traditionally not female).

Patrick, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

bent is good

mark s, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Builders' cleavages are not a turn on. Builders have been known to make comments about mine, however.

Madchen, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's what builders do, the disgusting weirdos. All I deal with are builders, I work in real estate development.

Ally, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two months pass...
Yesterday i went up on the roof of a gallery i am a member of. On the roof of the next building there these builders who had there whirts off and were doing manly things in the noonday sun. I almost exploded even if they were whitewashign a 6 foot mural from the 60s thats had these pyschdelic swirls of color and this faux nouveou font thta said all things bright and beutiful.

anthony, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why were they whitewashing that sign?

1 1 2 3 5, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

answer on new thread , elegy

anthony, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like men who work with their hands. It's a good thing.

Samantha, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Christy Brown must be totally gutted.

Trevor, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four months pass...
with a temporal revival theme - winter olympians in tight luge outfits with big cocks - yum!

goeff, Saturday, 9 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

six years pass...

yum!

omar little, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:27 (seventeen years ago)

best opening post of a thread ever?

latebloomer, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:27 (seventeen years ago)

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get bent, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:28 (seventeen years ago)

bent is good

brownie, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

"figurative cock"

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)


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