Strap-ons, piss, feminisation, humiliation and degradation. C/D?

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Well, what the hell is it? Eh? A good thing or a bad thing? Don't ask me, no clues. You work it out.

Personally I think "live and let die" and all that. But the Red Cross think differently. I asked them. They put the phone down. Where's we supposed to get our guidance from?

Bunch of unhelpful lunatics.

― Badger (Badger), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 02:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

wash your strap-ons off with SOAP, not with PISS, you silly

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 02:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wash your mouth out with degradation you foul-mouthed CUNT!

― Badger (Badger), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 02:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I suggest boiling your dildoes and rinsing yr mouth with the piss. Both things end up sterile that way.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 02:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

who here's been pegged? cuz I ain't gonna lie - I'm curious

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

somebody's got a birthday wish!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Pegged? Like clothes pegs on the scrotum? Or am I just very naive and innocent?

― Badger (Badger), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

you couldn't really be naive and innocent to consider suggesting that naive and innocent

― s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm not interested, I'm just confused.

― Badger (Badger), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

and suddenly ilx has a new slogan!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'm up for being degraded with any or all of the above

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

"ILX: Curious? Confused? Interested?"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

piss is dud

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Boiling strap-ons would burn the arse, surely? I'll consider the rinsing the mouth with piss though. Sounds hygenic.

― Badger (Badger), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Cinniblount, why don't you just try the "real deal" instead of a stick dick ?

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

because you first must walk before you can run

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am also confused by pegged. Please explain.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

do you guys read Dan Savage?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

'cos it was his column where the term originated

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

pegging = dude being anally penetrated by girl with strap-on

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Latex feels OH so sumptuous.

― Badger (Badger), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

I used to. . . but this local alternative doesn't carry him. I have never pegged a boy. I would really like to. Volunteers?

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

I knew this kid whose girlfriend came - without digital manipulation - simply while hand-pegging him. Six scotches later he still wasn't kidding. We were in awe.

What about bondage? Leather - dud. Ropes - classic. But then you could get into Euro v. Japanese medievalism...

― Major Grubert (Grandin), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Re: Dan Savage.

Anyone trying to bring "santorum" into common usage? If only Burroughs had had that word...

― Major Grubert (Grandin), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

"proper" bondage is pretty much literally the only thing i won't do

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Santorum" is classic - erm, i mean the concept of getting back at my home state's senator that way, not the stuff itself

ropes are dud due to burn. leather is always classic

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 04:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've been trying to avoid this thread. I've done well until now. But it's finally sucked me in.

Classic, CLASSIC, CLASSIC!

(Basic hygenic considerations and health concerns accounted for, of course.)

Actually, I'll pass on the degredation ... I've never met someone that I disliked enough to pull off that crap (if I don't like them that much, then I'm sure as hell not going to waste any creative energy on them).

Ropes are a dud, as are nylons/pantyhose (the knots tend to slide and cut-off circulation). Leather is excellent. As are metal cuffs and chains. And thread (for psychological imobilization, such as 'I'm going to tie you down with thread, and if one of the strands is broken when I come back, you won't get to ______).

Strap-ons are great, provided that bother partners have some idea of what they're doing, and that plenty of lube has been administered.

Golden showers have their place for intimacy and humiliation.

Forced-fem stuff can be hillarious and humiliating and occasionally very arousing.

And as for humiliation? Absolutely, positively delicious!

(Why isn't there any S/M stuff in the title of this thread?!)

(And it goes without saying that these are things I like to do to others, not things that I am even willing to consider receiving.)

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 04:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

who here's been pegged? cuz I ain't gonna lie - I'm curious

you should go see Cabin Fever at the cinema. the blonde guy seemed to like it. getting pegged, that is.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 05:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

And it goes without saying that these are things I like to do to others, not things that I am even willing to consider receiving.

Why does it go without saysing? I had assumed otherwise until I read that sentence.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 05:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

*grin* 'Cause of my posts on other threads ... I hate to keep stating my sexual/play-time orientation, for fear that it becomes monotonous. I see now that not everyone memorizes everything that I write on here *laughing*

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 06:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've pegged a couple of boys. For one of them it was a specific fetish, he had a pegging porno collection.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 12:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

The other, it was just a legal loophole.

Strap-ons are great, provided that bother partners have some idea of what they're doing, and that plenty of lube has been administered.

I love the idea of referring to the other participant in this stuff as your bother partner. (not panther, as I originally wrote. I suspect you shouldnt' bother panthers, particularly with this sort of bother)

― Can't be bothered (afarrell), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 12:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

I suspect I think too much of uriniation to be humilated by it being applied to me

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 13:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

humiliation? ha! bring on the piss party!!!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 13:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

As my friend Ryan used to say, "Whatever creams your Twinkie."

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 13:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh god i'm going to regret that post come morning

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 13:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

i am british so cannot possibly comment on any of the above. it's been, er... educational

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't worry Jim, I didn't take it as flirting

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 13:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

*phew*

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 13:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ropes are classic, and neccessary, for Japanese rope art. The pattern it leaves on the skin and how it looks when tied is key to that type of bondage. Intricate, yet fun.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 22:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

1 Inflatable swimming pool +
2 lipstick lesbians +
2 atomic powered strap-ons +
1 weedwhacker +
6 feather dusters +
2 quarts of carbonated monkeybutter +
2 latina shemales +
4 sheep +
1 cylinder of nitrous +
6 bottles of vodka =
-------------------------
????

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 2 October 2003 19:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

An Acrylic Afternoon in suburbia

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 2 October 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

sounds kinda boring actually

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 2 October 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have never pegged a boy. I would really like to. Volunteers?

i've been trying to figure out how to say 'me! pick me!' without feeling creepy

no luck so far

(even better = 'you can peg me if i can peg you', but i bet that's aiming too high)

― a boy who hangs around here, Thursday, 2 October 2003 21:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Real subtle, Kingfish.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 2 October 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

are you kidding? you think that getting hammered in the ass by Sam would cause me to post anonymous? It'd be more of a case of "turnabout is fair play".

also, since when has creepiness ever stopped me from posting something?

trust me, if i do actually post anon one day, my fake name will be funnier.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 2 October 2003 22:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

All the better to keep us off your trail.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 2 October 2003 22:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

hahah. . . .

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 2 October 2003 22:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

was it jess?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 2 October 2003 22:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nah, it would've been called "peggo painington", or something.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 2 October 2003 22:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm just disappointed that it wasn't "peggo my eggo".

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 2 October 2003 22:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

wait, shouldn't that be, "All the better to keep us off your tail"?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 2 October 2003 23:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

ahh, that scene in Cabin Fever! A great & unexpected collision of 2 of my interests (one being horror movies). I assumed she was using fingers/hand, it was such a nice fast transition; he was fucking her then she flipped him over and he looked so happy. Fantastic movie overall, too.

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Friday, 3 October 2003 00:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm just disappointed that it wasn't "peggo my eggo".

dammit i almost wrote that too! should've gone w/ my first thought.

i wonder how women feel about it by & large? you hear & read a lot from the ones that are into the idea but i have a feeling that there are a lot of women who view the idea with distaste. it makes it tougher to ask your girl if she's up for it, no one wants to get that "ewwwww, GROSS" look.

― a boy who hangs around here, Friday, 3 October 2003 02:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

ps. i can do without the rest of it, 'piss, feminisation, humiliation and degradation' myself. especially #3 & #4.

― a boy who hangs around here, Friday, 3 October 2003 02:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

that "ewwwww, GROSS" look

just one of those is enough to give me a permanent hang-up

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 3 October 2003 02:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

You lot are SICK!

― Badger (Badger), Saturday, 4 October 2003 22:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

wait, so which of the lady ILXors are offering up a pegging? do the male contributors to this thread have a vast choice?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 4 October 2003 22:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

wait, so which of the lady ILXors are offering up a pegging? do the male contributors to this thread have a vast choice?
-- , October 4th, 2003. (Kingfish)

Good point. I'm happy to receive direct offers.

― Badger (Badger), Monday, 6 October 2003 12:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I now own a strap-on. Any offers? ;)

― Badger (Badger), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 11:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Blimey!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 11:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

FAPeg?

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 13:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hahah, teeny you are my new hero!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 13:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

FAPeg?
-- , October 21st, 2003. (teeny)

I don't understand. I'm a big silly!

― Badger (Badger), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

like fancy a pint (FAP), except possibly with more anal penetration.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Possibly???

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Obviously you've never been to a DC FAP.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

teeny that's comedy - but every time i see this thread i worry that ilx is going thru one of its sex-crazed phases again - then again, the idea of a jess sex doll was probably the lowest i have ever sunk, so i can't really talk much

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

AHHH, FAPeg! Heck yeah! ;)

― Badger (Badger), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

three months pass...

what an interesting thread

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 2 February 2004 09:52 (twenty years ago) link

very.

esp. some of your comments from not 4 months ago. :P

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Monday, 2 February 2004 10:05 (twenty years ago) link

it seems so long ago!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 2 February 2004 10:07 (twenty years ago) link

indeed.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Monday, 2 February 2004 10:09 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...

FAP should now stand for "fancy anal penetration."

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 9 April 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

always did always will

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 9 April 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

A quick Venn diagram:

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/asspint.jpg

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 9 April 2005 23:48 (nineteen years ago) link

what, all that ass-fuckin' with no pints provided first? man, that's just not polite...

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Saturday, 9 April 2005 23:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I prefer chloroform.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 9 April 2005 23:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh my goodness...

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Sunday, 10 April 2005 01:18 (nineteen years ago) link

golden showers bring May flowers

― Amon (eman), Sunday, 10 April 2005 02:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Kenan, I assume the diagram color-coding isn't significant at all.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 10 April 2005 03:03 (nineteen years ago) link

One Must Worship What One Finds Holy, Vol #23: The Booty Forum! (nsfw)

if we're lucky, a coupla posters in particular from the Royal wedding thread will find their way into there, and then into the thread above.

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 April 2005 03:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I wonder who.

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 10 April 2005 06:13 (nineteen years ago) link

fap = http://www.sexylosers.com/comics/sl113.jpg

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Sunday, 10 April 2005 07:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /comics/sl113.jpg on this server.

Apache/1.3.27 Server at www.sexylosers.com Port 80

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 April 2005 09:26 (nineteen years ago) link

this is unfortunate, but at least there are instructions to bypass this problem and make it work
http://www.sexylosers.com/faq.html#bandwidth :

" Why can't I see the images on your site?

Probably because you are a) behind a firewall or blocker of some type or b) you're copying and pasting the image URL to another site which just doesn't work. If it's a), please refer to the manual of your firewall program/hardware or blocker program as to how to unblock sexylosers.com.

To check to see if it's a referral blocking problem, click here.
"

It is the first time I come across such a problem, anyone know if there are security risks to follow that procedure?

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Sunday, 10 April 2005 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

change what you link to.

http://www.sexylosers.com/113.html

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 April 2005 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link

it didn't used to be like that. I'll just add , this guy address taboo issues in his comic in a way that is so exhaustive that it adds to the joke. better than murders in comedy; set one firewall

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Monday, 11 April 2005 03:44 (nineteen years ago) link

four years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

― goole, Monday, 15 June 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link

"toilet paper, as we know it"

― velko, Monday, 15 June 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

think about it, toilet paper is archaic and disgusting

― harbl, Monday, 15 June 2009 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link

asswipes of yore

― velko, Monday, 15 June 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link

kinda disappointed you still have to use toilet paper with this thing though, i thought with all their hatred of tp this would be a washable, reusable butt wiper

― harbl, Monday, 15 June 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link

but it allows you to maintain your dignity while someone helps you with your personal matters

― velko, Monday, 15 June 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link

"being a big guy definitely has it's advantages....and it's disadvantages"

― Bitchtime Producto (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 15 June 2009 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link

who here's been pegged? cuz I ain't gonna lie - I'm curious

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, October 1, 2003 3:02 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Bitchtime Producto (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 15 June 2009 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Does J Blount Want To Fuck Me In My Butthole?

― velko, Monday, 15 June 2009 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link

invaluable

― I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't think I'd have included the shot of the model having to press the release multiple times to drop the poo-soaked paper.

― My vagina has a dress code. (milo z), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Hello gayz.

You guyz are like already there, even before I got there you know? You guys are already there.

Please don't get upset with me.

My best friend mentioned Peter Gabriel to me. Early Genesis.

I said "how could you? How could you??"

Please don't do this to me, gayz. You know I love you, too. I love you so much. Thanking U.

― Sleep Tundra (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 15 June 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I love you, don't forget it.

― Sleep Tundra (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 15 June 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link

six years pass...

Old school ILX

― Romeo Daltrey (Tom D.), Sunday, 24 April 2016 22:28 (eight years ago) link

did we ever get this sorted? (\darraghmac)

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 25 April 2016 04:19 (eight years ago) link

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