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Disparate permastudents bleating into the void?

― Happy Hoopla RTE Radio 5 (Happy Hoopla), Thursday, 2 October 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

How can you 'Deefend'?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 2 October 2003 09:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee to thread!!

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 2 October 2003 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Disparate permastudents bleating into the void...

and heaven knows we're miserable now

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 2 October 2003 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(big bleet remix)

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 2 October 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread would be better if it was "defNed the indefensible".

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 2 October 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

dee f'd ned.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 2 October 2003 10:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Deefend. It sounds like some kind of prophylactic.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 2 October 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm a faux-studnet.

― nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 2 October 2003 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

into the void are a christchurch band.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 2 October 2003 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, you said "Christ"!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 2 October 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

What I wouldn't give to be a permastudent!

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 2 October 2003 10:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Beats working. Righto, off to work *sigh*.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 2 October 2003 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

RJG, that was uncalled for

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 2 October 2003 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

by which one of them

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 2 October 2003 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought this was a trife thread

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 2 October 2003 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm surprised that the word "mosat" wasn't involved.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 2 October 2003 11:03 (twenty-two years ago)

or "morans"

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 October 2003 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX roxxx U R all gay

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 2 October 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I was summoned... ? *looks around, spots Vic, waves*

I do rigorous deefending of various, unpopular-type things. ILX is popular. Ergo, it needs not my services.

dee f'd ned.

"Dee Friendstered Ned"? 100% true. Also 100% true if you reversed those names, btw. We are Friendsters! Yay!

*looks in mirror, adjusts halo*

― Legendary Nothingness (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 2 October 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

bleat bleat bleat

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 October 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

the "post what made you laugh out loud" thread is sort of a drag.

― half jack, Thursday, 2 October 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

ilXing beats masterbating hands down

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 2 October 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

those masturbating hands deserved to be beaten down!

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 2 October 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

MOSAT U ILXORS ARRE STUPID I KNOW I AM COOLER THAN U BECAUS I POST STUFF MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE ON MESSAG BOARDS INSTED OF LIEK JUST POSTING THERE. TAHT SHOWS I HAVE A LIEF! TRY 2 DEEFEND YUORSLEF FROM TAHT BLISTERING ASSAULT!

― ChrisOttlars (Nicole), Thursday, 2 October 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

DID U STEEL MY COKE? !!??1/2 HAHA LOL J/K OMG WTF U SHULD CALL ME WR GOIN 2 DA MALL L8R????// STOP FUXIN WIT INTERNET MSG ILX CUZ I M BORD WIT HARRASING PEEPS ON DA HOLE.COM BOARD LOL!!!!!11111111111111

― wingedbutterflytypethang (mlescaut), Thursday, 2 October 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG U R GAYYY!

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 2 October 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

*BEEP* NO IT IS YOU THAT ARE GAY *BEEP*

― INTERNETSCANOTRON9000 (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 October 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

nobody got my "drag" joke

― half jack, Thursday, 2 October 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

FREMME NAPPA VENETTE

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 2 October 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Good god.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 October 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK ALL OF YOU SHIRLEY MANSON ROXXXX.

― Heather the Garbage Fan (mlescaut), Thursday, 2 October 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

SAVATAGE! Enjoy my glowing red eyes.

― Kat Marco (Ned), Thursday, 2 October 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

What color panties are you wearing, Kat?

― G*nd*l* B*b (mlescaut), Thursday, 2 October 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

What happens to panties when you have anal sex ?

― Vicky Lucas (Vic), Thursday, 2 October 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I AM A WEREMARSUPIAL HOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLL

― smonner cedley (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 October 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Any more of this and we clearly must invoke R*n T****o. We must speak the unholy name that cannot be uttered and invoke the Cataclysm.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 October 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't understand how Posh Spice could've ever gotten involved with Damon Dash, it's not a good role model. As the Bangles once said, "Hero Takes a Fall" and I see it is true every day. I still haven't forgiven Geri :(

Hopefully the Lord will though.

― R. Traino. (mlescaut), Thursday, 2 October 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

DOOM.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 October 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG I want to register lycanthropesforpeace.org RIGHT NOW!

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 2 October 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"SPICE GIRLS"
by R*n Train*

Girls, make a list,
Of all the times that you have caused me pain.
Girls, I must insist,
That you allow yourselves all the shame.
Just remember
How you would tell us lies,
Lies I trusted you and believed.
You tried to sacrifice
A love that satisfies
The feelings between you and me.

Spice Girls,
Why did you ever treat me so bad?
Oh, Spice Girls,
You know I'd give the best I ever had.
Oh, Spice Girls,
Why did you ever treat me so bad?
Oh, Spice Girls,
You know I'd give the best I ever had, oh.

Girls, I did resist.
I defended you right from the start.
Oh, Girls, I must confess
You took advantage of my inmost heart.
Just remember
That my words still are true,
And my love still applies to you,
And even though you lied,
And had to make me cry,
You need to realize I'm true true true!

To lie,
Or not to lie,
There is no question
That stopping now's the time.
You've told your last lie,
And I've cried my last cry!
Move over,
Don't do it over!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Please, no more lies.

Hey Girls! Sing:
To lie,
Or not to lie,
There is no question
That stopping now's the time.
You've told your last lie,
And I've cried my last cry!
Don't do it over,
Cuz it's over!

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 2 October 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Cor! I'd like to shag me some Emma Bunton. VIVISECTIONISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Callym (mlescaut), Thursday, 2 October 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG that's so weird, I just posted a post pretending to be a poster who starts with a C and ends with an M who may or may not be interested in threads about Emma Bunton and it blocked me! I didn't spell it the same way, I put "ally" in the middle! That's fucking great! This is truly now the best/worst thread ever.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 2 October 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

it's there Ally...or should I say VIVISECTIONIST!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 October 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Ron's songs were great, yo. He should start posting here, but then I don't know what artist he is down with now. Songs about Hillary Duff or someone like that could be off-putting.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 2 October 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck you, chucklehead!

oh, xpost. Nicole is not the chucklehead.

Ron sent me an email once totally blasting me and asking me to "remove" all my posts on ILX about him. I think I started a thread titled "R.. T...... IS INSANE" or something immediately afterwards.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 2 October 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicolars: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. No bad images.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 October 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I dissed him too and have received no emails! I feel so unloved. :-(

Ned, you're just jealous because you don't write cool songs like that.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 2 October 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I am special in his heart cos I know his black secret about how every time he masturbates god sends a Spice Girl to hell.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 2 October 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe he bought into the Ginger Spice rumor just a little bit.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 2 October 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

A "little" bit? I think he might've started it.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"Suddenly"
by R*n Train*

I used to think they were role models and heroes,
Until that first F*** word,
Until that first joint.
And if all they're gonna teach is self-defeat,
I don't need to learn a thing.
"Never Give Up" is what they used to sing.

Suddenly
Spice has lost meaning to me.
The beauty and the hope
Of their message give me strength to cope!
I woke up and suddenly
Mel's on dope.

Spiceworld was everything I could ever want - and more!
One thousand words are not enough to say how much I believed,
Till they threw Christmas honors out the door,
Can't find their video in the stores,
And the Mels are doing porn.

Suddenly
Spice has lost meaning to me.
The beauty and the hope
Of their message give me strength to cope!
I woke up and suddenly
Mel's on dope.

Each day,
I prayed
This love affair would last forever,

But suddenly
Spice has lost meaning to me.
The beauty and the hope
Of their message give me strength to cope!
I woke up and suddenly
Mel's on dope.

The beauty and the hope
Of their message may give me strength to cope,
But the Spice Girls, suddenly,
They don't.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

You've just reminded me that I was having a sexual relationship with Ginger Spice in my dream last night!

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Gross. Poor Geri.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

That is sad. For Geri.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

To be sad, Geri would have needed to have talent.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

In bed?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

BTW, I now have the mental image of N. dressed as Bill Clinton sternly shaking his finger and saying, "I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman! Oh wait, maybe I did."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

That's your own damn fault.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.chron.com/content/chronicle/special/yearend/98/photos/clintonpoints.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

(sum1 plz photoshop N's chipmunk face onto that pic ok thx)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Geri Halliwell was the female George Michael.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop trying to force this on me the way you forced Set The Controls... (Sledgehammer Mix) on me!!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel I know Geri now. This is weird.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

She'd have to be her kneees for true knowledge

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://homepage.mac.com/dtcd/N..jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

This happened me with Kylie N, I was playing a game of pool with her and it was magical. I felt cheated the next morning. Sounds ridiculous but sometimes these dreams can be really potent.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I dreamt that she was enigmatically driving me down a magical motorway in an imaginary car towards a glowing city, which turned out to be Swindon.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I take it you didn't like the conclusion Pinefox.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually that was how the whole Nicole Kidman thing got started too.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Kidman, Kravitz 'come clean'
From correspondents in Los Angeles
October 3, 2003

AUSTRALIAN screen siren Nicole Kidman has rediscovered love with rock star Lenny Kravitz nearly three years after her dramatic split from superstar Tom Cruise, People magazine said overnight.

The Oscar-winning actress and the leather-clad musician have "come clean" about their romance after months of rumours they were dating after Kidman become a tenant in his New York apartment, People magazine reported.

"They're very close," her spokesman Leslie Dart told the magazine in its edition that hits US newsstands tonight. "He's very important to her. Beyond that, I don't know."

While Kidman has repeatedly denied a romance with the rocker, saying the pair were just good friends, speculation has mounted over a romantic relationship and even a possible engagement.

The pair have frequently been seen in public together since Kidman moved into Kravitz's apartment while her own new $US8 million pad in New York's West Village undergoes renovations.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I watched too much '24' in one go and had a dream, last night, that two american indian chiefs [like in the movies] had me on a mobile phone, luring the pinefox to his [possible] death in a cafe.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, I read that report, Nicole.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Like in Godfather 2?

― Ally C (Ally C), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

lenny was in godfather 2?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

he played the guitar

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

He told NK he was in it, to impress her.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Lenny's here tonight. and he's twelve feet tall / but in the morning he'll forget you all.

― Ally C (Ally C), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

He has forgotten Carl already.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

is that the black one?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

In what sense is he "leather-clad", btw?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 2 October 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Not Mount Carlmore surely?????

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 2 October 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I am imagining gimp suit.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 2 October 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought that said 'ironing'.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 2 October 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.comics2film.com/images/Batman/BaleAsBatByEssex150.gif

Maybe this suit?

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 2 October 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

X are out, this season.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 2 October 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

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