SKINNY WOMEN ARE EVIL

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― trife (simon_tr), Saturday, 4 October 2003 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

bravo.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Nonsense. I have a heart of gold.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sure you're a waste like the rest of them. no offense.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i'll have sex with one skinny woman for contrast before i reinsitute the "you must weigh at least 160 to ride strongo" bylaw.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

www.fatlaneonline.com

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

the suspense while that image loaded was positively gripping

― jones (actual), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sure you're a waste like the rest of them. no offense.

Of what? Because it's not going to be space and good food like those pie-munching fatties with, ahem, *problematic glands*.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

of server space almsot certainly.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

also: souls.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

*Issues* ho ho.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

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― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

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― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread reminds me of the argument that ugly people go out with other ugly people not just because they have no choice but rather because they actually find them more attractive. See also: stupid people and criminals.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

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― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

dur, of course I'm evil. buncha frickin' geniuses around here.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

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― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

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― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

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― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Nicolars (Nicole), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

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― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think skinny women are evil though, just Lara Flynn Boyle.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't either. but their team doesn't have a lot of defenses looking at the above.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

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― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

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― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

With Mo's handy Thin-O-Meter as a guide, you'll know immediately whether you're dealing with a skinny evil woman whose goal is to control and change the F.A.T., or a cool thin one who's big at heart. As Mo'Nique puts it, if after two bites of food she proclaims, "I'm stuffed," she's evil. If she asks if you're pregnant, and you're not, then chances are she's evil.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i fail to see how anyone can argue with this!!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i am so going to read the monique book

― trife (simon_tr), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

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― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

The funniest thing is when people make some comment about fat women being 'real women', like skinny women are somehow one step from being men or something. I remember some Donahoe episode where a fat woman virtually accused a man of being a pederast because he fancied skinny flat-chested women. Not that you can't be thin and have big boobs, of course (though this is another conflation that militant fat-fanciers like to peddle).

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

okay grasshopper boy

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

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― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope that didn't come across as anti-tubby. People should be whatever weight they want to be and leave other people alone (mortality risks that impact on other people's happiness excluded).

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

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― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

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― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

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― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

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― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 4 October 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

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― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

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― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 4 October 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

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― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm pretty much incapable of being anything other than being as thin as a rake, and when I was younger this caused me pretty bad body image problems. I pretty much accept myself now but I do kind of resent the way it's seen as OK in some quarters to make fun of skinniness, as though the person couldn't possibly have issues with their weight.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 4 October 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

did you know black people can be racists too!?

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

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― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 4 October 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't even know what this thread is about.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 4 October 2003 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess has just got over his Ana-Mia past.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 4 October 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I have questions about my inclusion.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 4 October 2003 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't see what the problem is Ned.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 4 October 2003 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, I don't mind being called a woman and all.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 4 October 2003 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

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― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 4 October 2003 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i have to admit, that rank picture of Coulter above and her horrific looking armpit skin folks sends shivers up my spine.

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 4 October 2003 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"amrpit skin folks"

RUN FOR THE HILLS!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 4 October 2003 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

(ahem, "folds".. *very happy about the typo however*)

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 4 October 2003 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

ann coulter - clearly terrible and evil, but is anyone else getting turned on by her strict looks?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Saturday, 4 October 2003 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

What's with all the venom, guys? I could give a rat's ass if someone hated me for being thin but a thread like seems grossly hypocritical to say the least. Can we have the locker room/frat house ILX back now?

― daria g (daria g), Saturday, 4 October 2003 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

All kidding aside, I am that mythical US size 6. That doesn't make me evil; other things might....;>

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 4 October 2003 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

fat or skinny.. just as long as they wear the lucha libre mask in bed im happy

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Saturday, 4 October 2003 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

but is anyone else getting turned on by her strict looks

dave q to thread

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 4 October 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

aaliyah wasn't evil!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Saturday, 4 October 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

plus: tlc

― cinniblount (James Blount), Saturday, 4 October 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

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― bnw (bnw), Sunday, 5 October 2003 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

oh lordy

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 5 October 2003 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Counterpoint:

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― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 5 October 2003 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

So if I start a thread saying fat women are evil, and justify it with a load of pictures of so-called evil women who happen to be large, thats ok then is it?

Maybe Jess & co were right and this place is turning into an IRC channel :/

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 5 October 2003 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Editorial Reviews
From Publishers Weekly
Actress Mo'Nique, of UPN's The Parkers, has been large since she was a kid. When she was rejected as a teenager trying out for the cheerleading squad, she responded, Damn it, do you know how hard it is to get 200 pounds up in the air? I should have made the squad for that trick alone. Accustomed to being called Chunky Butt and Shamu, Mo'Nique has a pretty bright outlook on life; for her, it's one's mind, not the size of her behind, that counts. She explains why fat trumps thin and advises single-digit sisters (those whose dress size is eight or smaller) to move over or scoot the fuck out of the way because the FAT is gonna hit the fire and you will get burned. The author's belief that society places too much emphasis on being thin is unquestionably sound, but her manner of empowering big women leaves much to be desired. Instead of helping readers, Mo'Nique denigrates them (e.g., a typical day for a big girl, she says, includes less than five hours of work and the rest of the day eating and socializing; while a skinny girl spends over 12 hours working and the rest of the day eating and exercising). Although Mo'Nique's brassy style, blunt prose and lack of organization may not faze her readers, the book isn't likely to change society's treatment of big women and merely perpetuates a stereotype.
Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information, Inc.

― thom west (thom w), Sunday, 5 October 2003 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Review
Sara Finney-Johnson Executive Producer, The Parkers Working with Mo'Nique has been the most rewarding experience of my career. She is a treasured friend and a tremendously talented, warm, and courageous woman. She's a star who has managed to keep her feet planted firmly on the ground.

Book Description

Comedienne Mo'Nique, the bold, classy sitcom star, Queen of Comedy, and two-time NAACP Image Award winner, is at it again. This time she proves once and for all that Skinny Women Are Evil. Mo'Nique shares her tales of frustration in a world designed for the skinny, and lets us in on the tricks and manipulation that finally led her to declare the truth about the real weight-challenged. From travel, exercise, and raising kids, to shopping, dining out, and sex, she tackles the everyday things that make life tough for Fabulous and Thick (F.A.T.) girls.

Mo'Nique also discusses how family can impact the F.A.T. She describes in hilarious detail how sibling rivalry takes the form of under-the-breath remarks. Mo'Nique talks about how her grandmother forbade her to eat ice because, "it'll make you fatter."

Ever wondered how to pick the best place for happy hour? Or how to skillfully pack appetizers in your purse? The self-proclaimed culinary connoisseur answers those important questions, and may change the way you dine or, perhaps, where.

After constantly finding frustration and insult with today's fashions, Mo'Nique set her sights on making sure that the F.A.T. have options. So she created her own fashion line and provides a list of designers that respect the curves. She tells it like it is when talking about how F.A.T. love offers more than cushion for the pushin'. She explains the exercise thing in terms BIG girls can relate to, and believes that getting in shape shouldn't be full of frustration, embarrassment, and pain.

The comedienne also tackles the trials of TUBBY travels. She asks how can the F.A.T. truly "fly the friendly skies" if they're made to feel uncomfortable and the subject of lawsuits?

Whether you tip the scales at a puny 100 pounds, or weigh in at a voluptuous 225, Skinny Women Are Evil is filled with stories and observations only this comedy heavyweight can bring. So, sit back and get comfortable. After reading Skinny Women Are Evil, you'll be singing the praises of FATTY girls, too!

About the Author
Mo'Nique's portrayal of Nikki Parker on The Parkers has won her two NAACP Image Awards for Best Actress in a Comedy Series. She's also currently the host of Showtime at the Apollo. Mo'Nique lives in Los Angeles with her son.

― thom west (thom w), Sunday, 5 October 2003 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't give up Mo'Nique! Professor Ogilvie will wise up someday!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 5 October 2003 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

babygirl parker is in trippin', that movie bud from cosby show made a few years back

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 5 October 2003 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

seven years pass...

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― del griffith, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

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