this is the thread where we use the aol translator on ilx posts

(btw, aol translator: http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html)

I OPOSE TEH GLMOURIZATION OF COURTNAY LOVAS BHAVIOUR1!1! OMG WTF WE HAEV SINCE FOUND OUT WHO COURTN3YS TARGET AUDEINCA IS FOR H3R NU ALBUM AND ITS SIK3NNG
SHE1!1!! OMG WTF TARGATNG TENAEGRS
TENAEGRS!!!11 OMG WTF LOL R SO INFLUANCIAL..!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL THIS IS DISGUSTNG
SH3111!!!1! OMG IS ABSOLUT3LY A HORIBLE ROLE MODEL111!! OMG WTF LOL SHA IS AN ADVOCAET OF PHYSICAL ABUSE!!!!! OMG (JUMPNG OF STAEG AND ASAULTNG TEN AEGRS)
AND TEH ARGU3MENT TAHT P3OPLE DISLIEK H3R B/C SHAS A WOMAN AND NOT A MAN- IS LAUGHABLE111! IF A MAN HAD JUMPED OF STAEG AND PHYSICALY ASAULT3D TENAEGRS.!1!1!!1!1!!1!11!1 I S3RIOUSLY BLEIV3D HA WUD HAEV BEN CART3D OF 2 JALE
WHICH111!1!! LOL LEADS ME IN2 ANOTHER ARGUEMENT TAHT IS PRO-COURTNAY.1111!!!!!111!11!1!1 OMG WTF LOL DA MEDIA MISREPRES3NTS HER OR SHE IS JUST MISUND3RS2D - IF ANYTHNG IM INSULT3D DA MADIA PLAEYD DOWN TEH PHYSICAL ASAULT!11!!!11 OMG TAHT IS A TRAEVSTY
REGARDL3S..!!1!11!1 LOL IM IN OPOSITION 2 ANYTHNG TAHT GLMOURIEZS COURTN3Y LOVAS BHAVIM CURENTLY ORGANZNG BOTH PROT3STS AND BOYCOTS AGANEST H3R NU LAEBL VIRGIN - AS WEL AS ANY PRODUC3RS/SPONSORS WHO R H3LPNG 2 GLMOURIEZ H3R BHAVIOUR
IF11!111 WTF U LIEK 2 HELP U CAN DO SO BY CREATNG UR OWN ANTI-COURTN3Y WEBSIETS OR FORUMS!1!!!1! OMG WTF LOL U ALSO MAY VOIEC UR OPINION OF COURTNEY ON HAR WEBSIET AT HOLACOM11!!11 OMG WTF LOL (SOAPBOX KITYRADIO) THX AND HAEV A GREAT DAY!!11 WTF LOL

Emily Dickinson, converted to AOL 12-yr-oldese (it was posted on the connect the poem thread)

A THOUGHT WENT UP MAH MIND 2DAY—
TAHT I HAEV HAD BFOR3—
BUT DID NOT FINISH—SOME WAY BAK—
I CUD NOT FIX DA Y3AR—

NOR WH3RA IT WENT—NOR Y IT DA S3COND TIEM 2 ME—
NOR DEFINIETLY WUT IT WAS—
HAEV I DA ART 2 SAY—

BUT SOMEWHERE—IN MAH SU—I KNOW—
IVE MET TEH THNG BFOR3—
IT JUST RAMINDED ME—TWAS AL—
AND CMA MAH WAY NO MORE—

you must be fucking joking. thee rinkworks ha0riser OWNZ the aol translator!!

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

plus, you can either cut & paste text into it, or set it to dialecticise an entire web page. Plus, you can cut & paste said results into the covertor box, apply, say, the pig latin covertor, then reapply the hacker convertyor to the results of that, then cut and paste the whole lot into one of c*l*m's thread and watch his head explod3!

I JUsT GOT BAX0R FROM A "HIPTAR PARTY IN TEH DRAEDED W1LLIASMBURG/// LOLOLOOLO AS I LOOK3D OVAR TEH CORWD (SORRY BOTU TEH TYPOS IAM WATSED ON FREE BEER), i THOUGHT TO MYSELF 'D00DZ HATE THESE'HIPSTERS' AND TEHDY DONM'T GIVE A SDH1T. tehy r dancing their ass fof t ojourney while fat old suburbaNites rail aaGaI|\|st tehm intp teh abyss... ' you anti-vice anti-fr4cist, word po;1ce libara7 aft suburbanite fuX0rs r nOt inVit3d to teh party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~ Yor not supposed to geti t.. if y0u did'tn hate it it woUlnd't idmnetifyu ag eNerration odn"t u get it?!?!? ololololoololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~ YOU SUCK T3H AHRDERY OU SCREA/\/\ THEE LOUDAR E LAUGH!!!!!!!!!! EH ,MROE U P0NTIFIC* THE HAPPeIR E AR WE DORPPED OUTT OFS CH0OL!!!!!!1 K3EP TRYINg TO BE FR3EDFOM RIDErS/// \\\\////\\\\////e zr liVing 0ur own lives, in r34lity, 4way from our prnts hisrory.. LOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!~~~~~~~ YPOU WE|\|T TO WSOODSTOX0R!!!!! we burNt irt down!!!!!!!!!!111 OLOLOOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~ u ad affirmativre action!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~ we ahd jaYSio|\| blair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 u had ovarspwnding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 come 2 my ft,, pwe ha dDrug dealing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 KEWEP EMAILINg E4CH TOH3R ON THE BLOGZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~ LOO~~~~~~~ we ar outr tehre, in teh ciTeiz, living 4ns loVing life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~ STN TH4T TRULY WHY Y0U AHT US!?!??!?!? why ddon"T u stop blogfging (what 4 hil4rious word) and acceopt hte fAcT that u are fat, ugly, 0ld, rirelevant suburbaitEs// fpocius on yor ikds go to commun1ty meetinGs anD g3t a new stop sign near teh school so it"s saf4r thtz youre orLe,,, LOLOLOLOOLOL~~~~ Stop Tre1ng to figure out vice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~ ube nevar read it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ you don"t get it and yor not invtied, saowwY

I JUST GOT BAK FROM A HIPST3R PARTY IN DA DR3A3D WILIMSBURG11111111!1!!!!1 WTF OMG WTF LOL OMG OMG LOL WTF AS I LOK3D OV3R T3H CROWD (SORY ABOTU DA TYPOS IM WASTAD ON FR3 BR) I THOUGHT 2 MYS3LF P3OPLA HA3T THAS3HIPST3RS AND TH3DY DONT G3IV A SHIT11!!11!11!!1!1!!!111!1!!1!!11!1!!1 WTF LOL LOL OMG LOL LOL WTF THAY R DANCNG THAYR3 AS OF 2 JOURNAY WHAEL FAT OLD SUBURBANITS RA3L AGA3NST TH3M IN2 TAH U111111111!!!!1!1 OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL ANTI-V3IC ANTI-RACIST WORD POL3IC LAEBRAL FAT SUBURBA3NIT FUKS R NOT INVAATD 2 T3H PARTY11111!1!1!111 WTF LOL OMG LOL LOL OMG WTF WTF LOL UR NOT SUPOS3D 2 G3T IT1111111!11 WTF OMG LOL LOL WTF LOL IF U DIDNT HA3T IT IT WUDNT IDN3TIFY A GAN3RATION1111111!11!! OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL WTF LOL WTF OMG WTF LOL LOL DONT U GAT IT1??11!????!!!?!!??!!!1!!11!!??!?!!?!!?! WTF LOL OMG LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF OMG WTF TAH HARD3R U SCR3M TAH LOUDAR WA LAUGH1111!!1!!11111111!!1!!!1!1!!1!1! OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF OMG LOL DA MOR3 U PONTIFICAT TAH HAPIR WA R WA DROP3D OUT OF SKOL11111111!!1! OMG LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL KAP TRYNG 2 B FR3DOM R3IDRS1 OMG LOL W3 R LIVNG OUR OWN L3IVS IN RALITY AWAY FROM OUR PA3RNTS HIS2RY11111!!! OMG LOL WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL WTF LOL U WANT 2 WODS2K11111111!1!!1!!1 LOL WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF LOL W3 BURNT IT DOWN1111111!11!!!11! OMG WTF OMG WTF OMG LOL OMG WTF U HAD AFIRMA3TIV ACTION1111!11!!11111 OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF OMG W3 HAD JAYSON BLA3R1111!1!1!!1 OMG LOL WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL LOL U HAD OV3RSPANDNG1111!11!1!!!11 WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL WTF OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL W3 HAD DRUG D3ALNG1111!1!1!1!11!!!1! OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL LOL WTF WTF WTF K3P 3MA3LNG ACH OTHAR ON TAH BLOGS11!111!11!!! OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG LOL WTF LOL W3 R OUT TH3YR3 IN DA C3ITIS LIVNG AND LOVNG LAEF1111!1111!!!1111 OMG WTF OMG OMG WTF OMG WTF OMG ISNT TAHT TRULY Y U HA3T US11111!!111!111!11?11111!11!!?!11!!111 WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF Y DONT U S2P BLOGNG WUT A HILARIOUS WORD) AND A3CPT DA FACT TAHT U R FAT UGLY OLD AIRLAVANT SUBURBAT3S11111!1!111!1!!!!1!! OMG WTF LOL WTF WTF OMG WTF LOL WTF FOCUS ON UR KIDS111111!!!1!!11!1 OMG WTF OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL GO 2 COMUNITY M3TNGS AND GAT A NU S2P SIGN N3AR DA SKOL SO ITS SAEFR1111111111!!!1!1! OMG LOL OMG OMG LOL WTF OMG LOL WTF LOL TAHTS UR ROL311!11!111!!111!1!11!111!!1!!!1 LOL WTF LOL WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG WTF S2P TRYNG 2 FIGUR3 OUT VA3C1111111!!!!1!! OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL LOL LOL U NAV3R RAD IT11111!!11!!11!11!111!!1!1!1!1!!!1! LOL OMG WTF OMG LOL WTF OMG WTF LOL U DONT GAT IT1111!!1!1!1!1111!!! LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL AND UR NOT INV3ITD

OMG WTF

LOL

I JUST GOT BAK FROM A 'IPST3R PARTY IN DA DR3A3D WILIMSBURG11111111! Blimey!1! Right!! Blimey!! Oi!! Honest guv!1 WTF OMG WTF LOL OMG OMG LOL WTF AS I LNot so bad3D OV3R T3H CROWD (SORY ABOTU DA TYPOS IM WASTAD ON FR3 BR) I THOUGHT 2 MYS3LF P3OPLA 'A3T THAS3HIPST3RS AND TH3DY DONT G3IV A SHIT11! Oi!! Right!11! Honest guv!11! Right!! Struth!1! Oi!1! Right!! Right!! Oi!111! Blimey!1!! Blimey!1!!11! Honest guv!1!!1 WTF LOL LOL OMG LOL LOL WTF THAY R DANCNG THAYR3 AS OF 2 JOURNAY WHAEL FAT OLD SUBURBANITS RA3L AGA3NST TH3M IN2 TAH U111111111! Right!! Oi!!!1! Oi!1 OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL ANTI-V3IC ANTI-RACIST WORD POL3IC LAEBRAL FAT SUBURBA3NIT FUKS R NOT INVAATD 2 T3H PARTY11111! Blimey!1! Right!1!111 WTF LOL OMG LOL LOL OMG WTF WTF LOL UR NOT SUPOS3D 2 G3T IT1111111!11 WTF OMG LOL LOL WTF LOL IF U DIDNT 'A3T IT IT WUDNT IDN3TIFY A GAN3RATION1111111! Right!11!! Oi! OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL WTF LOL WTF OMG WTF LOL LOL DONT U GAT IT1??11!????! Struth!! Blimey!! Struth!?! Oi!! Blimey!??! Blimey!! Right!! Blimey!1! Right!! Oi!11! Blimey!! Blimey!??!?! Honest guv!! Honest guv!?! Blimey!! Right!?! Blimey! WTF LOL OMG LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF OMG WTF TAH 'ARD3R U SCR3M TAH LOUDAR WA LAUGH1111! Struth!! Oi!1! Honest guv!! Blimey!11111111! Honest guv!! Oi!1! Blimey!! Blimey!! Struth!1! Struth!1! Blimey!!1! Blimey!1! Struth! OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF OMG LOL DA MOR3 U PONTIFICAT TAH 'APIR WA R WA DROP3D OUT OF SKOL11111111! Honest guv!!1! Honest guv! OMG LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL KAP TRYNG 2 B FR3DOM R3IDRS1 OMG LOL W3 R LIVNG OUR OWN L3IVS IN RALITY AWAY FROM OUR PA3RNTS 'IS2RY11111! Oi!! Blimey!! Oi! OMG LOL WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL WTF LOL U WANT 2 WODS2K11111111! Oi!1! Blimey!! Right!1! Honest guv!! Oi!1 LOL WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF LOL W3 BURNT IT DOWN1111111!11! Oi!!! Blimey!11! OMG WTF OMG WTF OMG LOL OMG WTF U 'AD AFIRMA3TIV ACTION1111! Blimey!11! Struth!! Honest guv!11111 OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF OMG W3 'AD JAYSON BLA3R1111! Struth!1!1! Oi!!1 OMG LOL WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL LOL U 'AD OV3RSPANDNG1111! Blimey!11! Honest guv!1! Struth!! Struth!! Struth!11 WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL WTF OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL W3 'AD DRUG D3ALNG1111! Oi!1! Struth!1! Blimey!1! Right!11! Blimey!! Honest guv!! Oi!1! Oi! OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL LOL WTF WTF WTF K3P 3MA3LNG ACH OTHAR ON TAH BLOGS11!111! Right!11! Honest guv!! Right!! Honest guv! OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG LOL WTF LOL W3 R OUT TH3YR3 IN DA C3ITIS LIVNG AND LOVNG LAEF1111! Struth!1111! Struth!! Right!! Struth!1111 OMG WTF OMG OMG WTF OMG WTF OMG ISNT TAHT TRULY Y U 'A3T US11111!! Struth!111!111! Blimey!11?11111! Right!11! Blimey!! Blimey!?!11! Oi!! Oi!111 WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF Y DONT U S2P BLOGNG WUT A 'ILARIOUS WORD) AND A3CPT DA FACT TAHT U R FAT UGLY OLD AIRLAVANT SUBURBAT3S11111! Right!1! Honest guv!111!1! Honest guv!! Struth!! Oi!! Honest guv!1! Struth!! Oi! OMG WTF LOL WTF WTF OMG WTF LOL WTF FOCUS ON UR KIDS111111! Oi!!! Honest guv!1! Oi!! Blimey!11! Blimey!1 OMG WTF OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL GO 2 COMUNITY M3TNGS AND GAT A NU S2P SIGN N3AR DA SKOL SO ITS SAEFR1111111111! Oi!! Struth!!1! Honest guv!1! Honest guv! OMG LOL OMG OMG LOL WTF OMG LOL WTF LOL TAHTS UR ROL311! Oi!11! Honest guv!111! Right!! Honest guv!111! Struth!1!11! Right!111!! Oi!1! Blimey!! Honest guv!! Oi!1 LOL WTF LOL WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG WTF S2P TRYNG 2 FIGUR3 OUT VA3C1111111! Honest guv!! Blimey!!! Right!1! Oi!! Blimey! OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL LOL LOL U NAV3R RAD IT11111! Oi!! Honest guv!11! Right!! Struth!11! Oi!11! Blimey!111!! Right!1! Right!1! Struth!1!1! Blimey!! Right!! Oi!1! Struth! LOL OMG WTF OMG LOL WTF OMG WTF LOL U DONT GAT IT1111!!1! Right!1! Right!1! Struth!1111! Right!! Oi!! Struth! LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL AND UR NOT INV3ITD

I feel like I've just made my contribution to hipster culture. Thanks guys.

THEIR R FAW EARTHLY THNGS MORE BAUTIFUL THAN A UNIEVRSITY WROT3 O MAESFEILD IN HIS TRIBUTE 2 ANGLISH UNIEVRSITEIS-AND HIS WORDS R 3QUALY TRUE 2DAY1!1!!1 HA DID NOT REFAR 2 SPIERS AND 2WERS 2 CMPUS GRENS AND IVEID WALS11!! LOL H3 ADMIERD TEH SPLENDID BAUTY OF DA UNIEVRSITY HA SADE B/C IT WAS A PLAEC WHERE THOS3 WHO HAET IGNORANCE MAY STRIEV 2 KNOW WH3R3 THOS3 WHO PARCAIEV TRUTH MAY STRIEV 2 MAEK OTH3RS SE!!1!11 WTF LOL
I HAEV THEIR CHOSAN THIS TIEM AND THIS PLAEC 2 DISCUS A 2PIC ON WHICH IGNORANC3 2 OFTEN ABOUNDS AND DA TRUTH IS 2 RAERLY PARCAIEVD - YET IT IS TEH MOST IMPORTANT 2PIC ON EARTH WORLD PEAEC!1!1 LOL WUT KIND OF PAAEC DO I MEAN?!!?!! WUT KIND OF PEAEC DO WA SEK???!?? WTF LOL NOT A PAX MERICANA 3NFORC3D ON DA WORLD BY M3RICAN WEAPONS OF WAR1111!! OMG NOT DA PEAEC OF TEH GRAEV OR TEH S3CURITY OF TEH SLAEV111!! OMG WTF LOL IM TOKNG ABOUT GENUIEN PEAEC DA KIND OF P3AEC TAHT MAEKS LIEF ON AARTH WORTH LIVNG DA KIND TAHT 3NABLES M3N AND NATIONS 2 GROW AND 2 HOPE AND 2 BUILD A BTER LIEF FOR THERE CHILDRAN-NOT M3R3LY P3AEC FOR M3RICANS BUT P3AEC FOR AL M3N AND WOM3N - NOT M3RELY PEAEC IN OUR TIEM BUT PEAEC FOR AL TIEM11!!! OMG LOL
I SPAAK OF PEAEC B/C OF TEH NU FAEC OF WAR!!1! OMG LOL 2TAL WAR MAEKS NO SENSE IN AN AEG WH3N GRAAT POWARS CAN MANETANE LARG3 AND R3LATIEVLY INVULNERABLE NUCL3AR FORCES AND REFUSE 2 SUR3NDER WITHOUT RESORT 2 THOSE FORCAS1!1!!1! OMG IT MAEKS NO SANS3 IN AN AEG WH3N A SNGLE NUCLEAR WAAPON CONTANES ALMOST TEN TIEMS DA EXPLOSIEV FORC3 DALIEVRAD BY AL OF DA ALEID ARE FORCAS IN TEH S3COND WORLD WAR1!1!1111 IT MAEKS NO SANS3 IN AN AEG WHEN DA DAADLY POISONS PRODUCAD BY A NUCL3AR EXCHANGA WUD B CAREID BY WIND AND W8R AND SOIL AND SED 2 TEH FAR CORN3RS OF DA GLOVE AND 2 GEN3RATIONS YET UNBORN!!!1!! OMG WTF
2DAY TEH 3XPENDITURA OF BILIONS OF DOLARS EVARY YAAR OF W3APONS ACQUIERD FOR TEH PURPOS3 OF MAKNG SURE WE NAV3R NED 2 USA THEM IS ESANTIAL 2 KEPNG DA PEAEC!1!1 BUT SUR3LY TEH ACQUISITION OF SUCH IDLA S2KPIELS - WHICH CAN ONLY DESTROY AND N3VAR CRAAET - IS NOT DA ONLY MUCH L3S DA MOST AFICEINT M3ANS OF ASURNG P3AEC111!!1 WTF I SP3AK OF PEAEC THEYRE AS DA NECESARY RATIONAL END OF RATIONAL MEN!!!! OMG WTF I R3ALIEZ TAHT DA PURSUIT OF PAAEC IS NOT AS DRMATIC AS DA PURSUIT OF WAR - AND FREQU3NTLY DA WORDS OF DA PURSUER FAL ON D3AF 3ARS1!!11!! OMG BUT W3 HAEV NO MORE URGENT TASK1!!!!1!1 OMG LOL

WE HAEV WATEED FOR1!!!1! MORA THAN 340 YEARS FOR OUR CONSTITUTIONAL AND GOD- GIEVN RIGHTS!1!!!111 WTF TEH NATIONS OF ASIA AND AFRICA R MOVNG WIT JETLIEK SPED 2WARD GANENG POLITICAL INDEPEND3NCE BUT W3 STIF CREP AT HORS3-AND-BUGY PAEC 2WARD GANENG A CUP OF COFE AT A LUNCH COUNT3R!1111 LOL PARHAPS IT IS AASY FOR THOSE WHO HAEV N3VAR FELT TEH STNGNG DARK OF SEGR3GATION 2 SAY WATE11!111! BUT WHEN U HAEV SEN VICIOUS MOBS LYNCH UR MOTHERS AND FATH3RS AT WIL AND DROWN UR SISTARS AND BROTHARS AT WHIM WH3N U HAEV SEN HAET-FILAD POLIECM3N CURSA KIK AND AV3N KIL UR BLAK BROTH3RS AND SIST3RS WHAN U SE TEH VAST MAJORITY OF UR TW3NTY MILION NAGRO BROTH3RS SMOTH3RNG IN AN ARETIGHT CAEG OF POVERTY IN DA MIDST OF AN AFLUANT SOCEITY WHEN U SUDENLY FIND UR 2NGUE TWISTAD AND UR SPECH STMMERNG AS U SEK 2 3XPLANE 2 UR SIX- YAAR-OLD DAUGHTER Y SHE CANT GO 2 DA PUBLIC MUSEMENT PARK TAHT HAS JUST B3N ADVERTIESD ON TALEVISION AND SE TAARS W3LNG UP IN HAR 3YES WH3N SHE IS 2LD TAHT FUN2WN IS CLOSAD 2 COLOR3D CHILDR3N AND SE OMINOUS CLOUDS OF INFERIORITY BGINNG 2 FORM IN H3R LITLE M3NTAL SKY AND SE HAR BGINNG 2 DIS2RT HER PERSONALITY BY D3VELOPNG AN UNCONSCIOUS BITERN3S 2WARD WHIET PEOPLE WHEN U HAEV 2 CONCOCT AN ANSW3R FOR A FIEV-Y3AR-OLD SON WHO IS ASKNG DADY Y DO WHIET P3OPL3 TREAT COLORAD PAOPLE SO MEAN??!!!! OMG LOL WH3N U TAEK A CROS-COUNTY DRIEV AND FIND IT N3CESARY 2 SLEP NIGHT AFTER NIGHT IN TEH UNCOMFORTABLE CORNARS OF UR AU2MOBIEL B/C NO MOT3L WIL ACAPT U WHAN U R HUMILIAETD DAY IN AND DAY OUT BY NAGNG SIGNS READNG WHIET AND COLOR3D WHEN UR FIRST NME BCOMES NIGER UR MIDLA NM3 BCOM3S BOY (HOWEV3R OLD U AER) AND UR LAST NME BCOMES O AND UR WIEF AND MOTHER R NEV3R GIEVN TEH RESP3CT3D TITL3 MRS!!!11!11 OMG WHEN U R HAREID BY DAY AND HAUNTED BY NIGHT BY DA FACT TAHT U R A NAGRO LIVNG CONSTANTLY AT TIP2E STANC3 N3V3R QUIET KNOWNG WUT 2 EXPECT NAXT AND R PLAGUAD WIT INER FEARS AND OUT3R R3S3NTM3NTS WHEN U NO FOR3VAR FIGHTNG A DAGENERATNG SENSE OF NOBODIENS TH3N U WIL UNDARSTAND Y WA FIND IT DIFICULT 2 WATE1!1!!1!! OMG LOL THEIR COMES A TIEM WHEN DA CUP OF ENDURANCE RUNS OVER AND MEN R NO LONG3R WILNG 2 B PLUNGED IN2 TEH ABYS OF DESPARE!!!1!1!1 WTF I HOPE SIRS U CAN UNDARSTAND OUR L3GITIMAET AND UNAVOIDABLE IMPATEINCE!!!!!11 WTF

WE R FINALY COMUNICATNG11!1!! OMG WTF