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Because when it comes down to it, the true essence of every ILX poster can be boiled down to "what two celebrities do you resemble the most?"

http://www.burntblue.com/l/djartists/djshadow/dj_shadow_pic1_main.jpg

http://www.ewca.ru/images/person/image/280.jpg

http://hipsterdetritus.blogspot.com/me1003.JPG

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 4 October 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.matadorrecords.com/images/pavement/raygun_malkmus.gif

http://www.projecta.net/img/harmony.jpg

=
http://home.comcast.net/~saellow/Nordic.jpg

― adaml (adaml), Sunday, 5 October 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

oops. messed up the first one. Can anyone delete?

― adaml (adaml), Sunday, 5 October 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all about you, isn't is adam?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 5 October 2003 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

...ummm, yes?

― adaml (adaml), Sunday, 5 October 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.comedyonline.co.uk/gallery/images/david-baddiel.jpg

http://supergrass.densitron.net/Crew/jackal/carlos.jpg

http://www.faceparty.com/public/18/images/juddnelson_618583.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 5 October 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.rollingstone.com/rollingstone/content/1033/Images/00333544.JPG + http://home.t-online.de/home/andrea-germany/dave.gif = http://www.kuci.uci.edu/~nraggett/nedphoto.jpg

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 5 October 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha, all on the money so far

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 5 October 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hard-to-find-actresses.com/content/pics/be050.jpg +
http://www.nola.ornskoldsvik.se/pj/images/sara_ew_wtny.jpg =

http://southsidecallbox.com/images/jbr03b.jpg

― Annouschka Magnatech (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 5 October 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/ilx/robyn-gardenwbamboo.jpeg

+

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/ilx/rickwright77.jpg

=

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/ilx/ckb-roof.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 5 October 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris, that is so uncanny.

― adaml (adaml), Sunday, 5 October 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

also see:

http://www.mcm.net/cm/image/artistes/peterbuck.jpg

― Annouschka Magnatech (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 5 October 2003 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

My god, this thread is total genius. (And as I've been done so perfectly, I'll just sit back and enjoy.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 5 October 2003 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Or so they say. I hope not.

― Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Sunday, 5 October 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:3X0-EZKHaBUC:plainfield.bypass.com/~pwebb/diana_white.GIF

http://www.forbes.com/media/faces/stewart_martha.jpg

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid74/p22b35d160ec131e76e0bc576286dda64/fb6536e0.jpg

hahahahaha!

― C J (C J), Sunday, 5 October 2003 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

after finally going to see american wedding this weekend i realized i am a cross between
http://www.sexandspirit.com/sg_images/cc_images/cc_et_apie.jpg
and
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/american_pie_2/seann_william_scott/pie.jpg
except not as cute as either of them

― trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 5 October 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Geez Louise, this was hard to figure out. Tell me if this is even REMOTELY correct, please!

http://deanna.ladyinterference.com/ilx/ronstadt_young.gif + http://deanna.ladyinterference.com/ilx/selena_003.jpg
=
http://deanna.ladyinterference.com/ilx/melookingdown.jpg

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 5 October 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

jbr is your second pic DARLEEENE from roseanne??

― trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 5 October 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

trife looks like two of the characters from the same movie? can anybody else claim that?

― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 5 October 2003 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

it is darlene!

― Annouschka Magnatech (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 5 October 2003 06:20 (twenty-two years ago)

is she still in movies and stuff?? i know she was in high fidelity and while i hoped that would kill the careers of all involved (at least cusack, black, etc) it seems to have not had that effect

― trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 5 October 2003 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

darlene rocks. i envy dude in film for getting to go out with her because i will look like him (except uglier and with glasses) in a few years time

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 5 October 2003 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0318229/

― Annouschka Magnatech (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 5 October 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

'dude in film'??

― trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 5 October 2003 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"the actor who played the balding record store fellow in popular motion picture high fidelity"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 5 October 2003 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i tht maybe you meant the guy from POISON IVY!

― trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 5 October 2003 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://island.site.ne.jp/mjfox/filmo/image/n_mckeon.jpg

― Dada, Sunday, 5 October 2003 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

what guy was in poison ivy? i haven't seen that film since uni

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 5 October 2003 06:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.trex.org/pix/picnic-940600/silencing.machine-poison.ivy.gif

― Dada, Sunday, 5 October 2003 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i dunno i havent seen it in like ten years either!!! some old guy

― trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 5 October 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.queeryouthtv.org/images/beth_ditto_1.jpg

http://www.princeton.edu/~conall/meatloaf.jpg

= me me me.

― Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 5 October 2003 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)

fibber

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 5 October 2003 06:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.the-movie-times.com/pictdir/actors/gallery/mbroderick/mbroderick3.jpg

http://home.epix.net/~tjwagner/bg1.jpg

+ Mary

http://www.norfolkwindmills.com/images/redhook2.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 5 October 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

nellie you are my dream person.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 5 October 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/wy/bby2k/shaggy.gif

Posture

http://www.angelfire.com/wy/bby2k/louis.jpg

My Doppelganger

http://www.angelfire.com/wy/bby2k/jeltrek.jpg

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 5 October 2003 08:16 (twenty-two years ago)

which reminds me esoj, i saw a copy of 'on our backs' with her on the cover at that place on brunswick st, polyester.

and for the non believers;
my meatloafin self

http://tinyurl.com/prnx

― Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 5 October 2003 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I know my biology isn't exactly up to much, but surely for mating to take place there needs to be a WOMAN involved?

Anyway:

http://www.saigonnet.vn/vanhoa/tintuc/aug02/21/21-16.jpg

http://www.mix100.com/images/musicnews/norahjones.jpg

= http://www.geocities.com/turnipfish1/mattdc.txt

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 5 October 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

nate it looks like yr holding some space-age birth control pills

and that they are part of your evil master plan

― ron (ron), Sunday, 5 October 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, they do not actually control birth but actually make your babies superpowered with laser eyes and acid breath, plus the umbilical cord is actually a pair of nunchucks

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 5 October 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/addict/images/Sebadoh/sm-just_lou-cpt.gif +
http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/anthonyandrew.jpg (the smiley guy, not Andrew)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 5 October 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's try that again.

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/addict/images/Sebadoh/sm-just_lou-cpt.gif + http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1128/11563_0011.jpg =
http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/anthonyandrew.jpg (the smiley guy, not Andrew)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 5 October 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nyrock.com/img/2000/deftonea1.jpg
+
http://www.disciples.org/CM/graphics/Stamos.jpg
=
http://members.aol.com/johnnyradpants/zen30.jpg

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Sunday, 5 October 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.channel4.com/history/microsites/R/real_lives/images/wallis_simpson.jpg

plus

http://www.peterfetterman.com/images/artists/horst/horst_bigpic01.jpg

equals

http://www.typicalgirls.com/suzy.jpg

― suzy (suzy), Sunday, 5 October 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.saunalahti.fi/~hynninen/vblurpage/images/graham.jpg + http://www.slarken.org.au/horse_arse1.gif = me

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 5 October 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

this is just going by what people tell me:

http://www.indexmagazine.com/images/kathleen_hanna_122x124.jpg

http://www.thesundaymail.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,214574,00.jpg

= me.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 5 October 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.the11thhour.com/archives/032000/features/images/springfling_johnnydepp.jpg

http://www.judd-website.co.uk/images/nick5.jpg

http://4colorreview.com/news/kevin_smith_headshot.jpg

http://www.coba.unt.edu/acct/images/dlrsign.jpg

http://www.mamarama.net/pineapple.gif

http://www.pakte.at/p/tep-bild-rolldown.jpg

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 5 October 2003 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cosmicclutter.com/comics/Images/ShiGermanWotWarrior2.jpg

http://www.thedigitalbits.com/articles/vsda2000/gallery/jetliautograph.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/redhalcyon/shidoofus.txt

― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 5 October 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparently..

http://www.minusworld.org/images/neil_petshop.jpg

http://www.minusworld.org/images/nicholas_cage.jpg

http://www.minusworld.org/images/rflshot.jpg

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Monday, 6 October 2003 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never been told I look like anyone famous or anything, so like, I can't play *sulk*.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 6 October 2003 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

trayce = http://osmoseseletiva.blig.ig.com.br/imagens/lenore.gif + http://www.uwm.edu/~meganp/images/ideas/pucca.gif

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 6 October 2003 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 51 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

My apologies, Martin :)

http://www.parquegotico.com/images/viene/0206/thing1.jpg

http://pc59te.dte.uma.es/cdb/series/dc/bitmaps/luthor.jpg

http://www.midsummerseve.com/photos/39601.jpg

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 6 October 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10038000/10038565.jpg

http://www.el-mundo.es/larevista/num191/imagenes/isabella6.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/andrewbasil.jpg

(it's the nose, dude)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 6 October 2003 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHA!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 6 October 2003 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

if I may be a ponce for a minute

Would it be mean of me to post this to the "Laugh out loud" thread?

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 6 October 2003 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

teeny = http://www.uma-thurman.net/filmguide/pulp20.jpg + http://www.goreydetails.net/images/items/jpeg419.jpg = http://www.pavekmuseum.org/theremin/theremin.gif

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 6 October 2003 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

teeny = http://www.uma-thurman.net/filmguide/pulp20.jpg + http://www.goreydetails.net/images/items/jpeg419.jpg = http://www.pavekmuseum.org/theremin/theremin.gif

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 6 October 2003 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

if someone is going to do nichole, since i forgot the html to post pictures you're also free to do me

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 6 October 2003 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ohiobio.org/macygray.jpg

http://www.bet.com/images/bigbarker/kelly_rowland_bb.jpg

Nichole

(I admit help from Andrew Farrell with this one)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 6 October 2003 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.compsoc.man.ac.uk/~moz/pictures/thumbs/apr94.png + http://www.afi.com/wise/1940/welles_orson11.jpg =
http://www.imagemagician.com/images/r_gillanders/richard.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 6 October 2003 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cinemaclock.com/images/people-214-jamesspader.jpg

http://staff.washington.edu/meganw/boy/gyllenhaal.gif

Spencer Chow

(xpost, RJG's one is good!)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 6 October 2003 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://work.colum.edu/~ivan/portraits/image/ann-margret.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/74/039_45640.jpg

rosemary

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 6 October 2003 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

(I admit help from Andrew Farrell with this one)

For that, I would kiss Andrew...'cept he'd prolly break out in blushes. So, I heart him, instead;>

Spot on about Zoe and Spencer, though, Ally.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 6 October 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Arg Zoe's second half looks familiar, who is she?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 6 October 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ozcraft.com/scifidu/6th_sense/cast_wife.jpg

http://www.rotundoegatti.com/alizee/foto/alizee_01.jpg

Sarah McLusky

(Andrew that's Anna Paquin)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 6 October 2003 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://monsite.ifrance.com/lonzac/musique/gainsbourg/gainbourg1.jpg
+
http://carnage.fanfic.org/jubeichan.jpg
=
http://www.iheartny.com/yourenotthere/handt/6momus.GIF

― TOMBOT, Monday, 6 October 2003 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

That is the craziest photo of Momus ever, wtf?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.worldonline.cz/musi/images/4/2/3/4/423480.jpg

http://dragonball.deagostini.it/articoli/zoom/images/manga4.jpg

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/phoneconfusion.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.iei.ie/steps/team/people/famous/images/Mr%20Bean.jpg
+
http://www.angelfire.com/ab7/sphs04/images/The%20Rock.jpg
=
http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/garethhat.jpg

Xpost NO FAIR

― TOMBOT, Monday, 6 October 2003 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.iei.ie/steps/team/people/famous/images/Mr%20Bean.jpg
+
http://www.angelfire.com/ab7/sphs04/images/The%20Rock.jpg
=
http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/garethhat.jpg

Also I am dumb

― TOMBOT, Monday, 6 October 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

er
http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/garethhat.jpg

Also I am dumb

― TOMBOT, Monday, 6 October 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry about that

― FUCK, Monday, 6 October 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like mine, someone else do me.

― Leee (Leee), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHA dude you aren't wearing the Medieval Times hat anymore! Time to stop being a jackass!! Anyway the Rock is better, yours wins. Or would've if you didn't post it two hundred and fifty times.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"Can you smell what the Gareth is cooking!"

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck, why does that Andy Kaufman pic keep fuckin' up? Anyhow that should be Lou Barlow + Andy Kaufman = me. arrrrgh.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tony.swarthout.com/filmgeneration/reality/garner.jpg
+
http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/f/sallyfield/photos/013.jpg
+
http://images.ucomics.com/images/ch/subsections/susie.gif

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

wow that's huge - oops

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://movieweb.com/movie/racethesun/bw7.jpg

- huge man on right

http://www.electroephemera.com/cellwrap/images/barbarella1.jpg

Carey

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

(preemptive strike: my preceding message had nothing whatsoever to do with oops... y'all with your dirty minds)

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Aimee, that first one really does look very like you! Who is it?

Andrew, have I given an impression of strength? I admit that hanging around with other ILXers (Sinkah once suggested that in strength terms they comprise the bottom 0.01% of the population, but he was exaggerating, slightly) helps that image. Anyway, I take no offence at all.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Jennifer Garner, Martin (I don't see it)

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://frodisman.com/sarah400x.jpg
+
http://i.timeinc.net/instyle/read/images/ta/ta_party_02_140201.jpg

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 6 October 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

That picture of Gareth and the phone is happy genius.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 October 2003 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.apolloguide.com/images/featimag/jfiennes.jpg

http://www.hiphop-elements.com/images/399.gif

http://www.cincinnati.com/freetime/movies/mcgurk/img/zoolander.jpg

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/92/37/107329/27104457288l.jpg or http://photos.friendster.com/photos/74/36/86347/523962880705l.jpg

― JasonD (JasonD), Monday, 6 October 2003 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0205/er.castaways/ming.na.wen.jpg

http://www.instantreplaysportcard.com/items/8x10s/prior.jpg

= felicity

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 6 October 2003 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

SPOT ON.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 6 October 2003 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

This may be not entirely accurate, but oh well:

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/c/Cross_David/sq-cross-intvw-mtvnews.jpg

http://www.hootpage.com/mmen85f.jpg (on the right)

http://hipsterdetritus.blogspot.com/matos.JPG

(don't worry Matos, it's like the better elements of 'em)

(also, D. BOON AS BEAST MAN FROM HE-MAN!!!!!1)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 6 October 2003 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha, no they've got Ed wrong, because that Hugh Fothering-Thomas who mucks about with pigs and cookery stuff on Channel 4 should definitely be in the mix.

I hope this works...

http://www.photorudy.com/music/images/courtney.jpg

http://www.chronetal.co.uk/images/ppg/bubbles.gif

http://www.thelollies.co.uk/dannylectro.jpg

― kate (kate), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)

ACtually, on second thought, one of this lot should probably replace that first photo:

http://mitkadem.homestead.com/files/hawkwind_groupphoto.jpg

― kate (kate), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 07:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I am Jamie Oliver + Stevem. I am cursed with Jamie Oliver comparisons forever I think, there was a serious recurrance this weekend. Just when I thought it was gone forever. : (

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bestofneworleans.com/mov/revarch/jpegs/000822-balcony-five-senses.jpg

http://www.specialevents.buffalo.edu/images/katie.jpg

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/44/19/1779144/494070462337l.jpg

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha ha ha according to my mom after a cupel glasses o red wine:
http://www.andyfreeberg.com/photos_mus/david_byrne.jpg
+
http://www.rapindustry.com/andre7.jpg
=
http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/nickalicious/images/sm-191929.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.raines.co.nz/images/worcesterpix/jamie.jpg

http://hot.ee/soolasorts/duff.jpg

http://www.base58.com/pics/boomselectionfoxkids.jpg

http://www.nrk.no/img/178153.jpeg

http://www.ahajokes.com/funpages/puppy.jpg