girls who post vaguely disguised lists of what is good about you on their blogs...classic or ULTRA FUCKING CLASSIC

(now my problem is, aside from distance, that hippy girl will NOT LEAVE ME ALONE. like the crabs, she is.)

(yes. of course it is. this thread is completely understated and reserved.)

What about if they turn your thinly disguised name into a shrine of hatred? hmmm? HMMMMM? is that CLASSIC? No it is dud. Dud dud dud I say. Dud. I shall show her. Hrrrm. I shall show Becky Allbright. Hrrrrnnn.

Hrrr.

it is not classic, no. I shall show them all. All the laughers. THE MOCKERS! With their mocking LARFFTER. I shall show them. I am the MASTER - the MASTER OF FEAR!! HHRRR!! I AM THE MASTER OF FEAR!!

It is not Ian Brown. It is I. I I I I I.

I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Not they, but I.

And Al, CALM DOWN! It's not healthy, all this shouting.

Blogs have come a long way. Or have they?

Thought this was a Dom thread till I got to the word good half way thru the title.

You've just reached the DiaryLand error page!

Whatever it was, it's over.

Worst theme park ever.

Dunno, the Blogosphere doesn't even have a big glass dome with a waterpark in it.

behold...and be nauseated! ;)

I thought that was Dairyland at first.

like the crabs, she is.

like the scrabs, she is.

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1~ Even after all this time every time I see him he makes my heart melt.
2~ He is amazing with kids and they all adore him! He's going to make and killer dad!
3~ He is such an honest, hard worker in every way, no matter what it is he puts forth every effort.
4~ He is the least selfish person I know, he is always putting others before himself, whether it be me, his family, or work.
5~ He honors his priesthood.
6~ He knows how to have fun!
7~ He's quite the athlete!!! I knew I always would end up with a jock! ;)
8~ He is Spiritual and has an awesome relationship with His Heavenly Father.
9~ He has a fantastic sense of humor! Never a dull minute when he's around.
10~ He is outgoing... I love how he can hold a conversation with ANYONE!! He can always find something in common with people.
11~ He is so drop dead gorgeous! His smile, eyes, lets be honest... every inch of the man I just adore!!!
12~ He loves me in just the right way I need to be loved. He always manages to make me feel beautiful.. He's my perfect match. :)
13~ He manages to teach me something new almost every day.
14~ He is so intelligent, both by books smarts and street smarts.
15~ He is so thoughtful! I can't tell you how many times he's surprised me with something so sweet. :)
16~ He always knows how to calm me down when I'm having a bad day... He tends to be my correct dose of happy pill... :)
17~ After all this time he still keeps our relationship interesting... There's never eVeR been a dull moment in our marriage together!
18~ He is a fabulous dresser, he out dresses me on most days!
19~ He's broken me out of my "Utah shell"... Before him I didn't even know what the world looked like...
20~ He is the most patient individual I know.
21~ And last but not least... I love him because he is perfect for me in every way! I never thought I'd be this blessed to have such a remarkable man in my life. I am so thankful for him and for everything he is and represents. He is an outstanding example of what I would want our future sons to be like. I am so grateful for each day we've been able to spend together, they are so precious to me.

wtf is diaryland

darialand

livejournal precursor

wtf is diaryland

-- J0rdan S., Tuesday, June 24, 2008 11:14 PM (Tuesday, June 24, 2008 11:14 PM) Bookmark Link

Mimi Smartypants has a lot to answer for.

oh god that list, yuk!

I don't think Jesus spends that much time reading blogs.

Oh my word that list isn't even about Jesus, is it?

He's broken me out of my "Utah shell"... Before him I didn't even know what the world looked like...

Fnarr.

Whatever you do girl, don't look down!

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Matt I thought the same thing, and was wondering why all the "him"s weren't capitalized.

The list of praise for Jess was indeed a fine one, and he should deservedly feel snuggly. :-) Except clearly it was meant for the likes of wonderful me instead. *hastily retires chased by Jess' brickbats*

-- Ned Raggett, Friday, September 28, 2001 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

man ilx was better back in the day

2001-09-29 - i can make lists too. (even if you don't show me yours.)

it's not that one?

I think I just puked up every one of my internal organs.

"10. your fear of all the simple things. that you aren't afraid to share with me."

Huh?

wtf is diaryland

-- J0rdan S., Wednesday, June 25, 2008 4:14 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I feel old!!!

Also, I met my husband on diaryland. Probably posted a list about him on there somewhere too back in the day. lol.

snuggly!

5. how even when you are sad, you make me happy.

6. how even when you make me sad, it's only because you make me so happy.

i don't get these either, she's happy because he's sad? and she's sad because she's happy?

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-- bernard snowy, Wednesday, June 25, 2008 10:56 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Wot a tease...

and what you found MROMON LIST

haha abbott i do not have your personal experience with mormonism, but i have been reading the "feminist mormon housewives" blog so much that i got it by #5.

also i have been refraining from posting vaguely disguised list about what is good about my doomed crush on my livejournal, but now i am tempted to post it on ilx! really brings out the worst impulses...

6. how even when you make me sad, it's only because you make me so happy.

She must KNOW it cannot last!

ENBB and I also met on Diaryland, as we discovered yesterday, under different usernames.

I once took acid and met the creator of Diaryland at 3AM 'cause he said he'd buy a pack of smokes for myself and my friend (both 17 at the time.) He did not. :( We played at the park near the beaches, then went home and stole some of my Dad's cigarettes. Ahhh, the tales of the sordid youth.

Ha - Andrew!!