This is the thread where we helpfully make up songs for all Chelsea's summer signings

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Because let's face it, the sheer size of this task must be stretching even the most creative of the Stamford Bridge faithful...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 5 October 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

One goal a-two goal a-three Makalele,
Four goal-a five goal a-six Makalele,
Seven goal a-eight goal a-nine Makalele,
Eyyyyyy Makalele

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 5 October 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Don’t mess with my Mutu
Don’t mess with my Mutu
I know you have another woman
So don’t mess with my Mutu

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 5 October 2003 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

(that's to the tune of Denise la Salle's 'Don't Mess With My Toot Toot/Tutu' btw)

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 5 October 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

everybody in the place Crespo
everybody in the place Crespo
everybody in the place Crespo
(you get the idea)

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 5 October 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

...also something to the tune of 'Abraham, Martin and John/ Precious Moments', perhaps ?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 5 October 2003 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

GLEN! John-sonnnnnnnn - proverbial one for the future!

(to the tune of Flash Gordon)

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 5 October 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Joe Cole, Joe Cole, Joe Cole, Joe Cole.... I'm begging on you please don't go back to West Ham"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 5 October 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

but i'm not signing anyone this summer ;-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 5 October 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"So Macho...."

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 5 October 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Wayne Bridge over troubled water!!!

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Sunday, 5 October 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd have thought that with all the chanting that's going to be going on as a result of the rape allegations (the dreaded 'trial by terraces' they are worried will happen) that the players will all be on the pitch singing "Wasn't me......."

― C J (C J), Sunday, 5 October 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

How much money has been spent on this side in the last two years? I'd like to know.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

I just spent a few minutes trying to turn "We're all part of the Rhythm Nation" into "We just bought all of Shaun Wright-Phillips" but that's as far as I got.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

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