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is a new look for ILE. I am not responsible for it

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It was worth it just to see the phrase "Anthony is unclefucked."

― Brian MacDonald, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I Nearly spewed out my tea. It some kind of program that makes websites be dirty pornolise.com

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I got "Anthony is titty fucked" -- a revelation.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, and this was lovely for a subject line:

"Bend "Dirk Diggler" Over And "Dickwad" Open Up "Bastard" For The fucking Sex fights Cock!!!"

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nah, never mind, *this* is the thread to end all threads.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The funniest thing i've ever read on the net. Billy 'airing the orchids' farts.

― Billy Dods, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

this iz the best thing ever! hic hic *burp*

― DG, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"oh the cuntlapping humanity"

― Andrew L, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a Hanle y post that's been "pornoed":

I liek to fucks em full of shafts and release their life felching aroma. I bangs worry I will blows on my leg somehow. that woudl muff sniffs me allot!!!!!!!!! Aim for the fistfucking fingers gentlemen!

-- Mike "Bust-a-Cunt" Hanle y

dunno about y'all, but I can't tell the difference!

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mike makes less sense

― anthony, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Eclipse

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

this is not working for me - i just get the normal threads, hmmm./

― Geoff, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He in his mid career remade squirts of assfucks muff sniffed from commerical signage. They were these large titty fucks, cocksucked out of their context and put together to make creams that aardvarked mailaise (sp) anger or spanks. Recently he has been screwing aardvarks himself, usign the cuntlicking same shafts but being more generic and overtly commerical. SO use fists thread to shafts the assfucking implications of the fucking readymade and what wanks if an artist dripps it ?

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is more perverse than anything above.

Mike would be in pure ballbusts, though.

― Brian MacDonald, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally's wallet now contains 'a squirting few fucks and about $60.'

― Momus, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Brief Deaths thread is particularly funny when porno-ized. Some new epitaphs read:

Jess: He died as he wanked: with jelly on his face.

Anthony: He farted and was creamed.

Suzy: Look before fingerfucking: gangbangs writer dead under assfucks of BUS.

DavidM: "He was the cuntlapping sort of man who was born to ache a good deal before the sucking curtain came down on his unnecessary life."

Robin "Airing the Orchid" Carmody: His schizophrenia unclefucked him. He assfucked too bloody hard.

― Momus, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1. The browning horse who cocksucks charvers my sequencer, vintage enters and sampler up and spanking and fucks absurd neo-classical smoochs we can creams off as 'pop music'. 2. The shafting horse who fistfucks around impatiently when I'm in the jerking bath, titty fucking 'Here's another idea for the ballbusting Ultimate "Dirk Diggler" Essay About "Superdick" Muff sniffing! Get out of the assfucking tub and write it down!'

3. The gangbanging horse who blows me to stop cuntlicking and marvel at the fisting intricate arrangements of Stereolab's 'Sound "Omar Pussy" Dust'.

4. The fucking Pantone horse of many fistfucks, shafted from shiny cuntlapped plastic.

-- Asslicks ( nick@pecks.demon.co.uk), September 30, 2001.

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 1 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four months pass...

this is still one of the funniest threads evah

― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

good times

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 5 June 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Feel the Power of Norway! From the spewing creator and designer of some of the raiding most intractably bizarre musical theory ever assfucked on ilx, Geir "Sniff-my-Ass" Hongro spanks his first Norwegian fragrance for men, GEIR The "Bite Me" Power of Norway. GEIR Eau de Parfum for men captures the charvering crisp Norwegian licks... blended to the fistfucking sounds of Toploader, Britpop and other "real European music" Hongro creates this harmonic, melodic and actually very brilliant scent. Available in two sizes 50ml and 100ml.

-- Dave "Rugmuncher" Stelfox (destelfo...), June 5th, 2003.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 5 June 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Geir is so much more interesting now.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 5 June 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

damn

― donut debonair (donut), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

http://pornolize.com/pornolize4?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Filx.p3r.net%2Fthread.php%3Fmsgid%3D1556557%23unread&submit=submit

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:31 (twenty years ago)

Haha, the Bpitch compilation thread has a whole new meaning now:

http://www.pornolize.com/pornolize4?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Filx.p3r.net%2Fthread.php%3Fmsgid%3D5774971%23unread

― donut debonair (donut), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:51 (twenty years ago)

Ellen "Bitch" Allien
Ellen "Big Dick" Allien
Ellen "Scrotscrubber" Allien
Ellen "Bust-a-Cunt" Allien
Ellen "Give it to me" Allien

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

The big Rockism thread on ILM, pornolized

http://www.pornolize.com/pornolize4?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Filx.p3r.net%2Fthread.php%3Fmsgid%3D5770062%23unread

― donut debonair (donut), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

A screwing good example of this is the fisting debate re pop stars fucking their own gangbangs, insofar as rockism has an answer for any real life factual permutation of the charvering issue:
a) if popstar doesn't write his or her own lyrics, he/she is a cuntlapped robot
b) if popstar does write his or her own fucks and the banging sex fights suck, he/she demonstrates that manufactured aardvarks can't be fucked to make art on their own
c) if popstar does write his or her own lyrics and they don't suck, he/she is no longer a screwed robot, but like Pinnochio has transcended that category and is now a real boy, er, sorry, artist.
Where the strawman rockist shafts down here is not so much in their dismissal of pop music - indeed, as long as they apply the pecks above there is an entire canon of non-ed chart pop the unclefucking rockist can construct. Rather, it is the smooching insistence that any piece of music will fall into one of the three creams above, titty fucks subordination of the screwing music's potential for affectivity to a cuntlicking rather simple set of bangs whose felchs are at once foregone and banal, which charvers to undermine the rockist's claim to being a fomping critic as such.
...

-- Tim "Kékeres Méteres" Finney (tfinne...), May 9th, 2005.

― donut debonair (donut), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

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