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Right. This was a fucking awesome movie. Totally predictable, totally stupid, but Jack Black and the kids in the movie make it work with sheer enthusiasm and energy. I guess if you don't like JB's schtick, you won't like the movie, because the script and the written jokes aren't really all that special, but he makes them special. This movie made me happy. Now go ahead and mock me.

NA (Nick A.), Monday, 6 October 2003 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw it last night and loved it. Jack Black rules my world.

luna (luna.c), Monday, 6 October 2003 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to see School of Rock.

adaml (adaml), Monday, 6 October 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going tonight and am absolutely STOKED.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 6 October 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Does anybody here believe in saskquatch?

Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 6 October 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Very funny flick. But was anybody but me bothered that the bassplayer girl didn't get to take a solo at the end, like everybody else did??

chuck, Monday, 6 October 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

that bugged me too!

luna (luna.c), Monday, 6 October 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

yes she was my fav.

"You wouldn't tell Picasson to sell his guitar!"

ryan (ryan), Monday, 6 October 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

to be fair she was supposed to be a cello player, and maybe not the rock savant that the drum player was!

ryan (ryan), Monday, 6 October 2003 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha -- they actually had a female bass player? did they want to emulate real life that much?

Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 6 October 2003 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

What the fuck are you talking about Kingfish?

NA (Nick A.), Monday, 6 October 2003 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"Women be playin' bass!"

NA (Nick A.), Monday, 6 October 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

rock stereotypes, duh. if there's a single female member of the band, she's either out front singing on or bass.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 6 October 2003 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I liked it okay.
I can see Jack Black wearing his schtick out pretty quickly. Joan Cusack was nice, if typically underused. But it's funny that it's really just a Daddy Daycare/Billy Madison clone (formula: put funny guy with kids, roll camera), even though it has director and writer with possible auteur status.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 6 October 2003 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

but bonus points for inclusion of "Roadrunner" by the Modern Lovers and "Set You Free" by the Black Keys (no relation).

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 6 October 2003 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Good thing I knew of Jack Black before Orange County. Unfunny crap. However, from the clips I've seen, School looks much funnier---even if I wasn't lucky enough to have any subs that were this much fun.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 6 October 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

tell me:

is this movie basically an extended version of Yo La Tengo's "Sugarcube" video (with Bob Odenkirk & David Cross)?

cuz that's what it looks like.

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 6 October 2003 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Never saw the Yo La Tengo video (and still don't understand why people think David Cross is so funny), but the movie definitely has better *music*, for whatever that's worth.

chuck, Monday, 6 October 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Does anyone else find themselves incapable of seeing the title of this film without thinking of the Belle & Sebastian song?

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 6 October 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Nope.(Actually, I didn't even know Belle and Sebastian songs had NAMES!) And as George Smith points out, Mooney Suzuki (who do a cameo in the movie, too - or at least that dork with the shades does) don't have nearly the rhythm chops to pull off that AC/DC song at the end. (Also, Metal Mike Saunders says that the reason there's no bass solo during the end credits is that Uriah Heep definitely wouldn't have had a bass solo on a '70s double live album. Which MIGHT make sense.)

The song that really seemed incongruous to me in the movie (though it SOUNDED fine -- it's a really good song) was "Bonzo Goes to Bitburg" by the Ramones, about Ronald Reagan visiting Nazi graveyards in Germany in the '80s. And it was in there a LONG time, for some reason.

chuck, Monday, 6 October 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Cross was pretty funny on Mr. Show--good at doing a bunch of different characters. However, I think Bob Odenkirk was the real talent of the show...plus he grew up 10 minutes away from where I did.

I think I'll wait to see this one on cable.

oops (Oops), Monday, 6 October 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

FYI: here is the yo la tengo video in REAL AUDIO (.ram) format

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 6 October 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

is this movie basically an extended version of Yo La Tengo's "Sugarcube" video

I would kill to see a feature-length version of that. But apparently School of Rock isn't that.

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Ghastly movie. A horrible combination of "unorthodox teacher rescues students and changes their lives" + "supposedly funny slapstick which keeps you grimacing and permanently on edge, waiting for the other shoe to drop".

But yes, pretty soundtrack.

mouse, Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

dying to see this. I just saw Orange County, which has problems though none of them, surprisingly, come from Jack Black. I keep forgetting that guy can restrain himself, esp. after his hideous appearance in that hideous Mooney Suzuki video. The only thing said about this film here that makes me NOT want to see it is that Mooney Suzuki covers AC/DC. Ick.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a rock teacher, hence I am the only one qualified to evaluate it.

That said, it probably won't come to Singapore for at least another six months.

Dave M. (rotten03), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

do you teach your students to stick it to the Man?

ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, so long as the Man isn't me. actually, i even give them credit for sticking it to me, so long as they show up for class. i admit that i feel funny about marking students late - punctuality is not terribly rock, is it?

Dave M. (rotten03), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I walked after 20 or so minutes. It was precisely what I was expecting, so stupid me! No, it was even less inspired than what i was expecting.

Aaron A., Tuesday, 7 October 2003 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I didn't even know Belle and Sebastian songs had NAMES!

Chuck is the first person in history to confuse Belle & Sebastian with Sigur Ros.

As for the movie, I've seen a clip of it and it looks good, so will prolly go see it.

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 06:37 (twenty-one years ago)

(it's not a title, it's just a lyric, from string bean jean)
(anyone who cares already knows this i suppose)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 08:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish Jack Black would just go away.

Jay Vee (Manon_70), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

How can you hate this movie?

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Jack Black.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

That's what I thought, too. I can't stand Black - couldn't stand Chris Farley before him - but he was fine in this.

Who else could have taught the School of Rock?

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Christopher Walken

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Ray Winstone

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.boxoff.com/jpg/may01/kitano.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, there should be a movie called More Cowbell. I would sit through that.

Aaron A., Wednesday, 8 October 2003 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I loved how so many audience members would sing along with the soundtrack, including Nick. I had to shush him during Back in Black.

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

so, am i right in thinking that this is a linklater movie, or did i dream it?

i HEART linklater, he roX0r

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 9 October 2003 08:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Steve, you never told me of your Linklater Luv. We could have a Linklater Luv Fest.

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 9 October 2003 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's more that I forget there are people who don't love Linklater. What are they thinking?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 9 October 2003 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

ooh yeah, i haven't seen slacker for ages and i'm sure i could watch dazed and confused on a loop for, ooh, a week or two...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 9 October 2003 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Ray Winstone would be fun, especially if some of the other Fabulous Stains put in appearances.

also, both David Cross and Bob Odenkirk need the other one to be really funny. Each balances the other, and reigns in their negative traits.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Who is Jack Black and what's he been in?

jack lack, Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://aeroangel3.tripod.com/Black.JPG

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 11 October 2003 06:48 (twenty-one years ago)

My rating: face melting.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 11 October 2003 06:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Gwyneth Paltrow is KEWL!!!1 Seriously though, I predict she will have a brilliant career as an over-30.

Aaron A., Saturday, 11 October 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...
I saw this last night. It was great. In fact, I cried.

Sam (chirombo), Thursday, 15 January 2004 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Did Roger Ebert perv out on the Kim Gordon-wannabe?

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 30 April 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

How can you hate this movie?

OTM

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 April 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"truly, your kids touched me, and i touched them"

Anybody want to make the predictable Michael Jackson joke? No? Oh well.

Great kids movie.

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, dude, didn't you write and direct this movie?

NA (Nick A.), Friday, 30 April 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

We have decided to pretend that you're actually the Mike White who wrote this film, Michael.

(whoops, x-post)

kyle (akmonday), Friday, 30 April 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

How come they never paid me then?

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I find it really interesting that you/Mike White could go from such a super creepy skullfuck of a film like Chuck and Buck to something as wholesome and family-friendly as this.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 April 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

*Breathes on fingernails, examines, buffs on lapel.*

Well, I'm just blessed I guess.

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Didn't he do the supershitty Orange County in between?

NA (Nick A.), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't really DO Orange County, it tends to do you.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Also he does that shitty TV show with Molly Shannon and the guy from Rushmore.

NA (Nick A.), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

That show is weirdly not funny. The daughter girl is hot though. < /ebert>

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

More like incredibly not funny. I've watched it a couple of times and never laughed. It's not even like there are jokes and they're bad jokes, it's more like they forgot to write any jokes at all.

NA (Nick A.), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

That's what I mean by weird. Most shows at least attempt funny. It's like they're hoping you will feel compelled to laugh through, um, some form of subliminal suggestion maybe?

Even the token family-of-squares-eats-food-with-weed-in-it episode didn't make me laugh, and I always laugh at those episodes of shows, even when they're retarded.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

that show has a complete sinking ship feeling about it; I can only assume they wrote a really good pilot and got picked up for a mid-season replacement, then realized, "Oh fuck, we didn't realize we had absolutely no ideas for this show at all!" then decided to just write meaningless unfunny crap for the remainder of the run.

kyle (akmonday), Friday, 30 April 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
This was the worst movie I've seen in my life!

sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I think someone might hate fun

Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
"truly, your kids touched me, and i touched them"

I actually thought for half a second that the writer slipped that line in as a sick joke, until the 'and I touched them', followed by realising stares and Jack Black running away from the parents over-egged the point. Weird to see a whole film that has almost no love, sex or romance in it - probably because of the 'kids and teacher' scenario - and then that one line gets shoved in there. Oh, and that annoying girl who finds out groupies were 'sluts' after she researches them on the internet.

Spent the whole film waiting for the 'Jack Black gets found out, the school fires him and the kids all pull together to get him the job back' moment, and wasn't surprised when it happened.

I'm in two minds about this. The film made absolutely no attempt to show Jack Black teaching the kids anything other than music, not even using music as a way to teach them the stuff they should be learning. Stuff like the science involved in string-plucking, which historical figures played music ("Umm, sir, didn't Bill Clinton play the saxophone?" "That's right, have a gold star") and which sort of music comes from where in the world ("Yes, the French horn originated in France where the national anthem is... blah blah blah").

Fortunately the film concentrated on the rock and the Jack Black character remained a completely immoral chancer.

The other funny part was with the kids standing around coughing outside the audience, and drummer kid lying in the road, getting up to celebrate getting the audition and falling over again. Also the nicknames for the kids when Jack Black lined them up against the black board near the beginning.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Sunday, 18 July 2004 01:15 (twenty years ago)

Very funny flick. But was anybody but me bothered that the bassplayer girl didn't get to take a solo at the end, like everybody else did??
-- chuck

Yes. Yes it did bother me.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 18 July 2004 01:48 (twenty years ago)

Yeah. I'm so glad that everybody was annoyed with the bassist missing out.
My favourite scene was when jack black was waiting for the bell to ring and bolts out of school.
I loved this movie, however i do recognize that it's a sack o' shite.

Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 18 July 2004 13:01 (twenty years ago)

My only complaint: Where's the song where the girls sing "no you're not hardcore/unless you live hardcore" on the soundtrack? Like I need another CD with "Immigrant Song" on it?

Pete Scholtes, Monday, 19 July 2004 00:02 (twenty years ago)

I mentioned Rebecca Brown (bass player's name) not getting a solo on my site and have received a surprising amount of google hits from people typing stuff like "rebecca brown bass solo."

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 19 July 2004 00:07 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
Hey, this movie was surprisingly fun. 100% predictable, I agree, but that made it even more fun.

Had it not been a complete stoned retard of a movie anyway, I might be tempted to say: Hey, was anyone else bothered by the fact that THREE different prominent female characters in the movie are basically being told to stop being such bitches -- Silverman's character, Cusack's character, and even the goody-goody little girl, which sort of grossed me out, although at least the theme was dropped early on with her.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 16 January 2006 06:15 (nineteen years ago)

nine years pass...

What was I on about up there? I love this movie!

EveningStar (Sund4r), Sunday, 3 May 2015 11:51 (ten years ago)

I once tried to watch this movie on DVD. The charming qualities of Jack Black's character escaped me entirely and because he was onscreen constantly, I found this movie as delightful as having my head abraded by an industrial grinder. The kids were plenty cute, but that only goes so far when Jack Black is always there, Jack Blacking up the screen. After about 45 minutes I ejected him. Poor kids. They never stood a chance.

Aimless, Sunday, 3 May 2015 15:08 (ten years ago)

I need to watch this again. I remember being delighted by it at the time, but the portrayal of the queer fashionista kid bothered me both then and now. It isn't that he is an obviously gay kid who likes outrageous fashion that annoys me, but rather that by the end of the film, he's the only one of the students who is still left sneering at Black's whole project (even the "goody-goody girl" discussed upthread has come around to him well before the end). Linklater's inability to properly represent queer folk in his films--generally through absence, though here for homophobic stereotype--may be the oddest recurring flaw in his work.

The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Sunday, 3 May 2015 15:19 (ten years ago)

the thing i hate about this movie is how Black seems to think it's ok for the kids to learn no curriculum outside of music for the school year.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 3 May 2015 15:54 (ten years ago)

Probably why as much as I liked this movie as a twentysomething, it would have likely been my absolute favourite movie ever as a child.

The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Sunday, 3 May 2015 16:03 (ten years ago)

I woulda been crushed that we were skipping dinosaurs

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 3 May 2015 16:07 (ten years ago)

I wouldn't hold it up as a model of responsible citizenry, but I have come to love the film.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 May 2015 16:09 (ten years ago)

I think the ending was too schlocky for me but the opening of Jack being in a band was pretty hilarious.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 3 May 2015 16:13 (ten years ago)

I wouldn't hold it up as a model of responsible citizenry, but I have come to love the film.

― clemenza, Sunday, May 3, 2015 12:09 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I feel like this statement could be applied to most films that I love.

The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Sunday, 3 May 2015 16:18 (ten years ago)

I know what you mean, though, cryptosicko. I've shown it to my last few classes towards the end of the year, and I always wince when the gay kid speaks (even though I laugh at his Liza Minnelli line). I always get the feeling only a few kids in my class get the joke.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 May 2015 16:40 (ten years ago)

"the thing i hate about this movie is how Black seems to think it's ok for the kids to learn no curriculum outside of music for the school year"

I think this is okay! Fuck curriculum.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Sunday, 3 May 2015 16:55 (ten years ago)

I find this movie highly entertaining, but it's definitely better the less you think about any of the implications of it.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Sunday, 3 May 2015 16:58 (ten years ago)

he's the only one of the students who is still left sneering at Black's whole project

We watched it last night and I don't remember this. This kid (Billy iirc) designed p. cool outfits for the whole band, including a 'schoolboy' outfit for Dewey (Black's character) himself that he insisted that Dewey wear for the Battle of the Bands ("You wanted to go with the uniforms so put it on; quick").

I think the treatment of Summer (the 'goody-goody girl') as a character is pretty great, actually. Dewey might start out trying to suppress her but he ends up empowering her in a managerial role, which she takes to precociously and enthusiastically, obsessively studying David Geffen. She's totally calling the shots by the end, telling Black what to do. Silverman's character (Patty iirc) could have maybe been treated a little better.

Also, Dewey was pretty clearly being a selfish ass when he was teaching the kids nothing but music so he could win a Battle of the Bands and pay the rent. (I thought he was only substituting for a few weeks, though?) The long-term solution in the conclusion of setting up an after-school program was the better one, obv.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Sunday, 3 May 2015 19:16 (ten years ago)

I last saw the film much longer ago than last night, so my memory is perhaps not as trustworthy as yours, but I thought the way it went was that Billy designed some super flamboyant outfits that Black (and the others?) scoffed at, at which point the kid was just like "why don't you just wear your uniforms then?" Like, other than a sarcastic retort, he doesn't contribute or get taken seriously in any way.

The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Monday, 4 May 2015 01:37 (ten years ago)

That happens maybe halfway through the movie. Dewey replied: "You know, that's not a bad idea", to Billy's dismay. At the Battle of the Bands, Dewey asks different kids about their jobs: "Frankie, how's security?.. What about lights?..." and asks "Billy, how's beautification?", to which Billy responds "Are you kidding?". Right before they play, Billy hands Dewey a big bag. Dewey asks "What's this?" Billy replies: "You wanted to go with the uniform so put it on. Quick." Dewey wears the 'uniform' that Billy made during the whole performance.
(http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/s/school-of-rock-script-jack-black.html)

EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 4 May 2015 01:51 (ten years ago)

two years pass...

Very funny flick. But was anybody but me bothered that the bassplayer girl didn't get to take a solo at the end, like everybody else did??
― chuck, Monday, October 6, 2003 12:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they fixed this in the Broadway version

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 February 2018 00:30 (seven years ago)

seven months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=refCJcJJZso

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 15 October 2018 02:41 (six years ago)

four months pass...

https://pagesix.com/2019/03/05/school-of-rock-star-facing-felony-charges-for-guitar-theft/

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 11:05 (six years ago)

Shared this with my daughter this morning, she's playing Patty in her school's musical this month

See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 11:38 (six years ago)

That's not cool, Zack. That's not rock 'n' roll.

clemenza, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 23:47 (six years ago)

Pretty hardcore, though.

Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 23:50 (six years ago)

I can only hope he had his goblet-of-rock face on when they picked him up.

clemenza, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 23:55 (six years ago)

four years pass...

Went to an early screening of this at a London rep this morning. My love and admiration for it deepens every time; I can't believe I was somewhat neutral on it when it came out. I'd forgotten there was a thread on it already--on the way home, I was thinking of possible thread titles if there wasn't. Joan Cusack's big line to all the parents practically makes me tear up it's so funny/perfect.

clemenza, Sunday, 16 April 2023 18:25 (two years ago)

one year passes...

A Zoomcast on pop music--"Bonzo Goes to Bitburg," basically--in School of Rock.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDO_rK6qpAs

Episode 90--we're done.

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 19:15 (one year ago)

one year passes...

Well. (Short version: the actual School of Rock guy is a creep and worse.)

https://archive.is/MMz2D

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 4 May 2025 17:16 (one month ago)

Well, the most famous line in the film definitely will hit different after reading that.

Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 4 May 2025 20:01 (one month ago)

I have no insight as to the guy's behavior, but have friends who have instructed at the school, and I strongly dislike the rationale of what this guy has achieved— I mean, I suppose the schools are an achievement. And if anyone has some experience with yourself or your kids getting involved with the schools, I'd really like to hear about it.

It is fair to say that the activity anyone on this board cares about and is here for, but for the purposes of this discussion we will call rock and roll or pop music, was achieved by individuals not going to school and learning proper technique from, say, some mooks wearing Zildjain t shirts. Absolutely anyone discussed on this board figured out what to do on their own, or with their friends, either by rehearsing together, or developing their solo thing in solitude, honing whatever it is that will eventually make someone beyond their immediate circle notice, which would hopefully be followed by, shall we say, belief.

anyone in the category outlined above can apprentice with a mentor musician. And/or they can listen to what they respond to and identify with, and then forge their rendition. But to enroll in some Philly dipshit's school, premised around this dipshit's rockist views as to what constitutes proper rock music, which in my understanding is based on the most basic shithead's canon of chops rock, although I guess Ween and Buttholes serve as slight progress from Zappa/Yes/Beatles/"this is real musicianship." What black music (beyond Hendrix) is part of this Philly dipshit's canon?

one cannot achieve in the western art music tradition without conservatory training, and it was ever thus. And in the past 60 years, if one wants to succeed in Jazz music, one must go to school —it could be argued that the moment the jazz tradition became acceptable for pedagogy was the moment it ceased to have genuine popular support. And it would seem in the past two decades, there has been an effort for higher eduction to present music industry schooling, including songwriting and production, particularly at my Alma Mater, NYU, which I largely dislike.

For many years, people I tend to dislike have lamented the end of "rock music," and I typically think that the demise of the one kind of music those people can only seem to value on will be fine, or is at least inevitable. What I will lament is when kids are only going to succeed in music by doing what some industry hack at NYU says they should, likewise some creep who didn't make it in the 90s and instead harangues kids into learning "Siberian Khatru" by rote. When kids no longer figure it out for their goddamn selves, there will no renewal, and the experiment begun in the mid 50s commingling R&B and country, but also prioritizing amateurs rewriting the rules, will be over.

veronica moser, Monday, 5 May 2025 17:12 (one month ago)


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