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Why d men pose as women in chatrooms?

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Usually as bi sexual or lesbian women. any theories?

― HeatherL, Monday, 6 October 2003 19:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you... joking?

How old are you?

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Monday, 6 October 2003 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

HeatherL is totally a dude.
Also, Ally is a dude. Ask him.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 6 October 2003 19:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Ann is a dude. I want proof.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 6 October 2003 19:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought Pinkpanther seriously was a penis-laden man. Until cha proved me wrong! Ann also seems mighty manly, but maybe its short for Anndrew

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 6 October 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

And Jess is really a girl! Ask her!

― Prude (Prude), Monday, 6 October 2003 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Hahahaha, yes, the return of the "Jessica" joke!

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

If you want to see my shlong, little man, you're going to have to take this pill and do whatever the nice heshit tells you to.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)

You will also, as has been hinted before, need to come packing [at least a photo of] Jarvis Cocker.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:13 (twenty-three years ago)

You brits sure are strange! But then again what do you expect from a people who give oodles of tax money to a powerless, but scandelous royal family!

― Hanging Chad, Monday, 6 October 2003 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Chad, they've wised up: now the....snort....Royals have to chuck in actual cash to keep the country running.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Err - has anyone British posted to this thread yet?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

GOD DAMMIT I'M NOT BRITISH!!!!
I'm from Mars.
Doh, blew my cover again.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Hanging Chad

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 6 October 2003 20:29 (twenty-three years ago)

(x-post)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 6 October 2003 20:30 (twenty-three years ago)

From Reading many of these threads I was under the impression that most people posting here were british.

― Hanging Chad, Monday, 6 October 2003 20:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Not at this time of day.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Lazy fucking English. Always in bed when I'm trying to show them my hanging chad.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

HAHA! Ann, us hanging out must be done!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think many of these threads are from Reading at all! (That's a feeble joke if you're British, not a joke at all if you aren't.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 6 October 2003 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

How old are YOU, Nicole? I'm barely 18.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Monday, 6 October 2003 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Where do you liiiiiiive, Nicooooole? I'll live anywhere you want me to, so long as you really are a man and not just saying you're a woman despite being one so you can queef for beef.

(Wow... that's only a [bad] joke if you're a snail.)

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Monday, 6 October 2003 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I pretend to be a girl in Yahoo games. It works well at chess. They're too busy asking if I have a boyfriend to notice I'm mopping up their pawns.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 6 October 2003 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm just a girl.
Not yet a woman.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 6 October 2003 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)

How old are YOU, Nicole? I'm barely 18.

My, I can't remember being that young!;> (To answer your question, I'm 29---though I look younger.)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 6 October 2003 22:36 (twenty-three years ago)

(Why, I dunno)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 6 October 2003 22:38 (twenty-three years ago)

When I'm a man, I'm 28, but I look taller. And less bald.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Monday, 6 October 2003 23:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm making myself a woman suit.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 00:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm actually Bill Pullman.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:07 (twenty-three years ago)

She is. It's hot.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Sometimes I like to pose as a man posing as a woman. An old woman. Is that so wrong?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:24 (twenty-three years ago)

"my penis is not your enemy"

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:26 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.billpullman.org/LeadingLadies/photos/spaceballs1.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Would one of you Photoshop geniuses please show us Kenan Hebert in a woman suit holding Hello Kitty in a Pope suit?

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:27 (twenty-three years ago)

l-r: ally, tom

(pictured in rear: ned)

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:29 (twenty-three years ago)

You know, I've sat here for two minutes now waiting for "jess's picture" to load before I realized that he was talking about mine.

Please delete me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:34 (twenty-three years ago)

pictured in rear: ned

I'm not that imposing, am I?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:36 (twenty-three years ago)

http://members.aol.com/dubplatestyle/mase.jpg

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I feel much better now. Thank you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:37 (twenty-three years ago)

And I thought my Bill Pullman crush was weird before ...

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:0_CRqoFiffMC:www.billpullman.org/LeadingLadies/photos/serpent2.jpg

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Brian and Ally, sitting in a tree, dressed like a monkey and a dead bay-bee!

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not actually Bill Pullman. I'm Uma Thurman.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Impossible. Uma can barely pull of playing herself--impersonating Bill'd be quite beyond her.

And I'm not actually a monkey. More of a meerkat.

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 02:01 (twenty-three years ago)

"pull off," ack.

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 02:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I only pretend to be a bad actress, that's how great an actress I am.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 02:03 (twenty-three years ago)

And the secret?
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:OFlC-7n2jKMC:www.canoe.ca/MovieImagesZ/zeroeffect_pullman.jpg
Absolute focus.

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 02:08 (twenty-three years ago)

i wish people would accuse me of being a female impersonator more.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 06:55 (twenty-three years ago)

J'accuse!

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 11:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Impossible. Uma can barely pull of playing herself--impersonating Bill'd be quite beyond her.

Classic quip! One worthy of me...

wish people would accuse me of being a female impersonator more.

Impossible, as impersonators have less hips.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 23:52 (twenty-three years ago)

damn you, hips!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 00:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, Heather, the real question is...what do you want me to be?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 00:59 (twenty-three years ago)


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