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Another copycat culled themselves straight out of the gene pool. Behold:

Man 'killed friend to become vampire'

Press Association
Tuesday October 7, 2003 12:18 AM

A man has told a court how he brutally killed his lifelong friend because he believed it would guarantee him immortality.

Allan Menzies, 22, told the High Court in Edinburgh he was now a vampire after killing 21-year-old Thomas McKendrick on December 11 last year and drinking his blood.

Menzies, of Fauldhouse, West Lothian, told how he had killed McKendrick - who he had known since he was four - and drunk two cupfuls of his blood after being told to do so by a character from the vampire movie 'Queen of the Dammed'. Menzies denies murdering Mr McKendrick and attempting to defeat the ends of justice. The jury has been told that Menzies offered a plea of guilty to culpable homicide on the grounds of diminished responsibility but that was rejected by the Crown.

The former security guard told how he had become obsessed with the film 'Queen of the Damned', in which the late US singer Aaliyah played the female vampire Akasha, and had watched it around 100 times.

He said Akasha would visit him in his bedroom and that the pair had struck a deal in which he would achieve immortality if he killed people.

Giving evidence on the sixth day of his trial, Menzies said that after killing Mr McKendrick he had drunk two cupfuls of his victim's blood and ate part of his skull.

He said that after the killing he had become the character 'Vamp'.

Menzies' defence counsel, Donald MacLeod, asked him: "Are you telling us that you now believe you are a vampire?" Menzies replied: "Yes."

His advocate then asked: "Do you believe that you will gain immortality?" Menzies said: "Yes."

Mr MacLeod then asked: "Do you believe that you achieved that by killing Thomas?", to which Menzies replied: "Yes."

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

In light of the recent Derren Brown antics, how stupid *are* people?

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

No matter how stupid you think some people are, there's always someone who can top that.

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey maybe this means QOTD will get banned. Woo!

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Listen, he's not the most stupid person from Fauldhouse. There's worse things going on there.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

a day=an eternity, in fauldhouse. I wonder if he planned to go back to work as a security guard for the rest of time.

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Look at the "average" idiot. Now realize that half of the idiots in the world are dumber than that.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 11:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe he will gain immortality. Lots of Christians believe the same thing (they've kind of tidied up the drinking blood thing though).

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Look at the "average" idiot. Now realize that half of the idiots in the world are dumber than that.

You, er, might want to check your numbers there.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

The ironing is delicious.

Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Some really stupid idiots could distort the curve; for that to be true we'd have to believe that idiocy was normally distributed.

Of course if we were talking median average then this would be correct.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Greatest film ever according to Mark S. Will this make him adore it more or less?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude's name is "Vamp", now? does that mean that Solid Snake can cap his ass with a grenade launcher?

Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

If you aim it just right. This guy should have turned off the TV, and plugged his nose into a damn book.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)


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