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WEll you landlubbers get your sea legs, soon youll be salty dogs

― anthony, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Arr, matey, best to avoid a taste of the cat, now swab the decks.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Avast ye dirty landlubbers or ah'll make ye walk the plank!

― Kate the Saint, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

("best to avoid" doesn't sound very like a pirate)

― mark s, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Blow the man down matey

― Ronan, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ar, ye wee-willied mermaid milker, 'twar was one ev'en apparximartly two eers ago me friends an' I started talking like pirates on St. Patty's day. We were drunk an' confoozed we was and suddenly we realized 'twasn't the Pats that said, "Ar" but pirates. It made it mahr fun 'at way and as the night continnied we noticed more an' more landlubbers were growin' fins and spoutin' off like pirates. 'Twer a loot o' fun, 'twere. Especially because it was somewhere between pirate and Scottish-man , which don't have a warm sheep's ass to do with St. Patty's day. Ach. (cross the pirate on the Simpsons with Willy The Groundskeeper).

― Keeper of the Domecile, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ahharrr, take a goat, would ye, though there be fifty men afore thee, and the poor beat's nethers be mush?

― Al, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

aaaarrrrrr...this mast be high, sez i. batten down whatever needs to be batten down. where's me cabin boy?

and so forth.

― jess, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

blark!! facck! fleeoip!

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ar, ye wee-thrusted mermaid milker, 'twar was one ev'en apparximartly two fucks ago me ballbusts an' I shafted cocksucking like fucks on St. Patty's day. We were drunk an' jerked we was and suddenly we cocksucked 'twasn't the raunching Smacks that said, "Ar" but barfs. It made it mahr fun 'at way and as the fucking night licked we plowed more an' more smacks were growin' fingers and spoutin' off like deep throats. 'Twer a dripping loot o' fun, 'twere. Especially because it was somewhere between pirate and Scottish-man , which don't have a farting warm sheep's ass to do with St. Patty's day. Ach. (unclefucks the dripping pirate on the charvering Plows with Willy "Bust-a-Cunt" The fistfucking Groundskeeper).

-- Keeper of the squirting Domecile

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ders no pirates in newfielnd eh.

― Mr Noodles, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'Gebrauchsmusik', meaning useful or practical music, was an idea invented by the modernist socialists of the Weimar Republic. Their optimism and modernism brought them into conflict with the reactionary, resentment-fuelled Nazis and they were all chased out of Germany during the 1930s.

(The eyepatch does all the work, you see.)

― Momus, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

LOL LOL ROTFLMAO

― anthony, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ARRRRRRRRR!

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't tell the difference between pirate talk and Popeye talk.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, Momus wins, I retire!

"best to avoid" doesn't sound very like a pirate

What if it's the Dread Pirate Roberts, I ASK YOU?

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mmmm, the Dread Pirate Roberts!

― rainy, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Speaking about pirates, there's been an influx of Molly Hatchet fans into the ILM thread ...

... wait a minute, that would be relevant to Vikings, not pirates. Vikings are more cool than pirates anyway.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Arr! Destroy the plankmatey!

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

pieces of eight, sqauwk, pieces of eight

― a parrot, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Popeye talk - "They ain't absolukely no sense to them words which he's talkin'.'"

Pirate talk - "Shiver me timbers, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum" etc.

― Andrew L, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'ardcore you know tha score.
Shouts going aht to the peckham crew.
Big up tha walthamstow massive.
Dis one's a remix.

― Ed, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hold tight for the bassline!

― DG, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i will hold your bassline tight DG

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Thar she blows! A vast behind!

Arr.

― DavidM, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Be quiet Hanle y, you tart.

― DG, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ed! REWIND!

― suzy, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 1 September 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Arr. This thread should have been revived a couple of months back, obv.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Arr! I be Spooneye!

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

AVAST!

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

Aaaarrrrr, 'tis a sight fer sore eyes. A thread after me own heart.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

Aaaaaar... pass me the rum.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

I shall post this again:

http://www.baggas.com/blog/images/normal_pirate_keyboard.jpg

― Mark C, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

i would, BUT I DON'T SPEAK MALAYSIAN! harrr.

― andrew m., Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

it's like cumming inside a girl and then realising you don't love her anymore

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

sigh

― modestmickey, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

PIRATE TRANSLATOR #1
PIRATE TRANSLATOR #2
PIRATE TRANSLATOR #3
PIRATE TRANSLATOR #4

― Fluffy Bear, Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

ARRRRRRRRRR

― Noodle Vague, Friday, 20 July 2007 08:12 (eighteen years ago)

this thread makes me think popeye talk is funnier than pirate talk

― J.D., Friday, 20 July 2007 09:22 (eighteen years ago)

seven years pass...

"The powers that be"

― Peas Be Upon Ham (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:25 (eleven years ago)

seven years pass...

En pocos minutos: Neverland vs. Arrrghentina!

― Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 December 2022 18:50 (three years ago)

Arrrrrrghentina!

― Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 December 2022 19:35 (three years ago)

Arrrrrrghentiiinaa!

― Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 13 December 2022 19:36 (three years ago)

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