Having a crush on a robot for an extended period of time but never having the guts to say anything

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I just don't know how to tell Gigolo Joe how I feel about him.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

He cares nothing for you. He only likes young robot boys. Um.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Inadvisable. Crushing a robot utterly destroys their resale value.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 7 October 2003 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

If he doesn't love you, keep reprogramming him until he does.
SET_LOVE_NICOLARS="TRUE"

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Jude Law was filming in the car park near where I work. They're re-making Alfie. I didn't see him.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tomheroes.com/images/robbgyro.jpg
Gigolo Joe's boy toy

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, but do you love him as Joe, or as Gigolo David Bowie when he was blonde?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://competition-robotics.com/swindonrobotics/Images%5Cbender.jpg
"I don't swing that way, so bite my shiny metal ass, meatcarcass."

― *swoon* (nickalicious), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Jude Law is semi-creepy, but Gigolo Joe is dreamy.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/urban/images/up_missymain.jpg

Yeah girl, you wear that robot OUT, Nicolars! The boys been gettin' theirs for a while now, so it's time for us to get ours, know what I'm sayin'?

― Missy "Misdeanor" Elliot (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I've already posted this but I'm just going to post it again.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/bladerunner.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I am willing to bet Gigolo Joe is smooth.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

nice. i'm not the only one who reads SomethingAwful.

also,

http://www.jeffbots.com/mst.jpg
"These bots love YOU. That's right, you!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha! Well, they're not smooth, so yay!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Prime says: "I'm a fighter not a lover"

http://www.angelfire.com/wy/bby2k/optimus_prime.jpg

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE??
TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE SO I CAN HELP YOU

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.respectthecock.com/bm2k/images/robotdancegirl.jpg

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.eggstudio.com/toy/toy-images/optimus/op-track.jpg

"If this tractor-trailer is a-rockin'
don't come a knockin'*."

(*cuz, the O-Prime will be fuckin', natch. Gettin' DOWNNNNNNN, Autobot style.)

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Re: Aaron's post

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah wtf with that? It's like a pagan budget-robot dance ritual or something!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hydrofrance.fr/images/robot+bulle2ang.gif

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.robotstories.com/strips/rs137.gif

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.imagenetion3.hpg.ig.com.br/jjbinks/hajrobots/images/srobo015.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://toast.nonfiction.org/0044/robot-love-1.gif

(I'm done now)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, no I'm not. I just found a photo that melds together the two matrixes of ILX and destroys everything.

http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/bigaibo0209.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

awww so happy!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

that kitty is going to get violated!!

― Vic (Vic), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

No, they're just being ragamuffins.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

this might help:
http://versiontracker.com/dyn/moreinfo/macosx/21121

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/6822/f4.jpg
(in voice of Butt-Head) "Maximilian is so cool ..."

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally, that pittcher is my favorite non-rodent visual of the month.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/kits/images/Miscellaneous/im-apach.jpg

― Annouschka Magnatech (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Excellent. Another excuse to post this picture
http://www.studio8.net/Characters/minkis/money.jpg

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://naid.sppsr.ucla.edu/venice/mapsdocs/images/pop-robot.jpg

― Annouschka Magnatech (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

There's only one robot for me http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m1/mechag1.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m2/mechag74c.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Wash my eyes of that kitten shagging a robot picture, please. My brain hurts. Must lie down.

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 07:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Er Kate, i dont think they were doing rude things!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 07:21 (twenty-one years ago)

That sure *looks* like what HSA starts doing when he wants to mate with me.

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 07:28 (twenty-one years ago)

TMI!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit, i can't find a picture of The Crushinator from the ep of Futurama where they go to a casino on the moon.

this ep also features one of the greatest lines of dialogue ever broadcast on american television: as Bender & Fry are escaping after hiding out in the barn of a lunar robot farm, the crotchety farmers runs after them with a shotgun:

"You stay away from my three robot daughters!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.arkadia.nl/pinball/archive/terminator-f1.jpg

― Baaderist (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

No, no Terminator! Melt him down and sell him for scrap.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Coming to a Gubernatorial Mansion near you.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

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