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anthony, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Democratic, even socialistic, amongst themselves. Fearsome and fierce to their enemies. The way any great people should be, IMHO.

And what their attraction is to Molly Hatchet or Norwegian black metal bands is totally beyond me :-)

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The only ancient civilization more cool than Vikings were Incas. Incas had llamas, built pyramids, thought gold and silver were pretty (had no use for either as currency or wealth), did agricultural experiments (e.g., Machu Picchu) and did all they did without a written alphabet. On the other hand, Vikings had those cool horned hats, cool boats, sailed to Newfoundland, and founded the Kievan Rus' (the only good government Russia ever had). So slight tip to Incas.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The Packers will have them by the hair this year

Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The Incas may have been cool in other respects, but they were pretty technologically inept. A full blown civilisation who don't even use wheels is a bit rubbish, don't you think?

Richard Tunnicliffe, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You fixed yr computer then, RickyT?

Um, longboats yeah okay. I made a viking ship with milk bottle tops for shields and straws for oars when I was in primary school. Bit hairy.

Sarah, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ha ha! NO wheels!

Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hence the phrase, "The vehicle has been incapacitated, sarge"

(That one's for you, Ronan…)

mark s, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

They were forever shamed by Antonio in that sad 13th Warrior flick. Since they had a settlement on Newfieland long before any newfies they are therefore the source of coolness in newfie people.

Mr Noodles, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

According to the Jorvick museum in York, the Vikings were jerky, slow- moving, waxy animatronic people who lived in rude huts and spent their time doing menial work.

DavidM, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My fave viking was Erik Thorsvedt, who used to play for Tottenham.

jel, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

very very classic! one of Ayn Rand's strange obsessions, and inspiration to the Swedish black metal bands I am fond of.

Maria, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

According to the Jorvick museum in York, the Vikings were jerky, slow- moving, waxy animatronic people who lived in rude huts and spent their time doing menial work.

And smelled bad. You can't forget the smells. Apparently, many thousands of pounds were spent on getting authentically grim smells for the Jorvik centre. I can't really vouch for the authenticity of the smells, but their grimness was beyond any doubt.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My Dad thinks that he was a Viking in a previous life. Seriously. I have a very real memory, when i was about eight and the Kirk Douglas film was on TV, of him running blowing the theme tune through a cardboard Clingfilm tube.

Will McKenzie, Monday, 1 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but weren't Basques in Newfoundland before even the Vikings? They get my vote even if it is only from the slightly biased but excellent "the basque history of the world"

chris, Monday, 1 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Vikings didn't have much use for wheels, it being very hard to drive anything out of a fjord. Had the most advanced ships of their day. And some of the best iron and steelmaking, so far from technologically inept. Probably responsible for my blonde hair too.

beat pirates any day

Ed, Monday, 1 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pah! You are forgetting the historical gulf between vikings and Caribbean pirates - pirates had cannons and shit, they'd blow those smelly vikings out of the water.

DG, Monday, 1 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ed, I was talking about Incas, not Vikings, being technologically inept.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 1 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(can i bump my joke into october as i already won september worst joke hands down?)

mark s, Monday, 1 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pah! You are forgetting the historical gulf between vikings and Caribbean pirates - pirates had cannons and shit, they'd blow those smelly vikings out of the water.

Something tells me that pirates were pretty smelly, too.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In Incas had Ink though

Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pirates would surely stink of rum, whereas vikings would stink of pottage or something.

DG, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the vikings, those guys fucken kick ass. I don't know too much about them, but I like their style. Killer aesthetic.

satan's donkey, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, S.D., for your information, vikings were one of the few peoples who respected women as warriors. Which is much more important than their tough aesthetic.

nature's romance, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought the women were basically treated like poker chips; the winning tribes could take what they wanted. Or am I confusing the Vikings with someone else? My entire knowledge of Vikings is based upon nordic sagas and mythology.

Kris, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you're thinking of the Scottish

Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...
I am a Viking, I'm going out to war
And I've got death upon my mind
As I was leavin' oh yesterday
I've got no fear in my heart

Chorus
As the shores of my home disappear
I sail over the sea without fear
Dragon ships are charging through the waves
Just want to sail away, far away into the sea yeah yeah

I am a warrior my mind is set to kill
Life or death is on the line
I am a slayer and you will taste my steel
I've got your life right in my hand

Chorus
As the shores of my home disappear
I sail over the sea without fear
Dragon ships are charging through the waves
Just want to sail away, far away into the sea yeah yeah

You are a loser and it's such a shame
That you're a fool and you don't know
That I'm a viking I'll walk all over you
And by my sword you will die

Chorus
As the shores of my home disappear
I sail over the sea without fear
Dragon ships are charging through the waves
Just want to sail away, far away into the sea yeah yeah

(thankee, Mr. Yngwie Malmsteen!)

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Sunday, 4 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

eighteen years pass...

Price’s book, however, centres on ‘what made [the Vikings] tick, how they thought and felt’. How much money did they make? How much labour went into fitting out a Viking fleet? What did Vikings think happened to women when they died? (Warriors, of course, went to Valhalla.) There are clues to this last question in excavated Viking graves, but these discoveries – Price is professor of archaeology at Uppsala University – are often inscrutable. There are logistical questions too. In considering the wealth of the Vikings, it’s impossible to ignore the island of Gotland, where hundreds of hoards of silver have been found, almost one for every farm – contributing to a total of more than a million silver dirhams found in Scandinavia and the Baltic, nine times as many as have been found in their point of origin in the Muslim Near East. It’s ‘simply not credible’, Price writes, ‘that virtually all homeowners concealed their family cash in the backyard and then died before telling anyone about it’. Later accounts claim that the Vikings believed they would enjoy their buried wealth in the afterlife. The sources aren’t reliable, but it does at least explain the phenomenon.

https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v42/n16/tom-shippey/did-they-even-hang-bears

Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Friday, 21 August 2020 14:02 (four years ago)

Two traumatic events affected the northern world long before Lindisfarne. One was the collapse of the Roman Empire, a destabilisation that led to a kind of ‘gangster culture’ of unemployed mercenaries and roving warbands. Even worse, and better evidenced, were the volcanic eruptions of 536, 539/540 and possibly 547. The second, which originated from Ilopango in what is now El Salvador, threw around ninety cubic kilometres of dust, ash and aerosols into the atmosphere. The entire world suffered, but Scandinavia, with its short growing season and often marginal agriculture, suffered most. It’s thought as much as half the population died of starvation. At the heart of Norse mythology is the Fimbulwinter, three winters with no summers in between, which may once have been a fact.

what are the odds that this will happen again in 2020?

Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Friday, 21 August 2020 14:06 (four years ago)

skol : )

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 August 2020 19:42 (four years ago)

I thought this would be about Robert Eggers's latest thing:

https://deadline.com/2020/08/the-northman-filming-ireland-bjork-robert-eggers-viking-1203018626/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 August 2020 22:04 (four years ago)

As an ex-fan of her's, I hope Bjork's is a bit part. I like Eggars, mostly.

Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Friday, 21 August 2020 22:11 (four years ago)

four years pass...

good 'In Our Time' on the Orkney vikings:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001zvvp

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 16 December 2024 20:43 (six months ago)


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