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the proper spelling for a fart sound

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ptttttthhhhhhhpt¿
man, i'm bored.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

phbbbbt

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

(Momus)

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Just listen to me.

― Old Fart, Wednesday, 8 October 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"parrp"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Viz to thread

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

parrp¿ that almost sounds too cute for a fart noise.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

phbbbt is actually a raspberry, which is the imitation of a fart made with your mouth.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

farts not cute?? good god man!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

no, farts not cute - i'm not after twee farts here.

phbbbt is actually a raspberry - that, actually, is exactly what i am after; not having anyother way of giving someone the raspberry over the net, i need to know how to spell it¡

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

B - R - O - N - X    C - H - E - E - R

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd say "phhuuut" or "phhuurt." "Pttthhht" is Bill the Cat's noise.

― antexit (antexit), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

and what's wrong with following bill's lead¿

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

It depends, sometimes you got yr tight little "thbp" farts, and sometimes you got your big juicy flappy "pfshpfshpfsh" ones, and there's the frightening explosive fart-burst style "PFROWRG" cuts, not to mention the sneak attack "pfeeeeeee" SBDs...then you get into hybrid styles and all that, it's best to just leave it to the moment to decide.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

beware the "splurch!" though

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mercuryrev.net/graphics/discs/disc_bronx.jpg

see also, "braAAAAAAAP!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

You forgot my personal favorite: "pffffffffft"

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I once spent about half an hour writing an email to a friend, trying to decide how to spell that noise french people make. You know, that one. They all do it.

I decided on 'ho he ho he ho' but I think it lacks something.

― kathryn m (kathryn m), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know the answer to your question though dyson. Can't you just put *insert fart noise here*?

― kathryn m (kathryn m), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Eww. I don't even wanna think about what an 'insert fart' is.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 9 October 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

b-i-l-l o-r-e-i-l-l-y

― Little Big Macher (llamasfur), Thursday, 9 October 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...
It's clearly baaaaaaarrumpp.

― Andrew Munro (andyboyo), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

um all of the above look good to me. A new one perhaps is the noise it makes when you fart in the bathtub:
"beloit"

― Ruthie Tooth (Ruthie Tooth), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

Our dog just opens up and let's the air rush out, kinda like hohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So in our house a fart sounds like, "Jesus Fucking Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you, Walter?"

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

I had no idea a bronx cheer was a prrtthththtt raspberry noise. Huh. Things ya learn.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 2 June 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

What would the IPA spelling for a fart be, then?

― naus (Robert T), Friday, 2 June 2006 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

Someone with voice recognition software should fart into a microphone and find out for us.

― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 2 June 2006 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

*QUACK*

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Friday, 2 June 2006 08:39 (nineteen years ago)

PUU..FHLOO...POPH POPH POPH!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 2 June 2006 09:40 (nineteen years ago)

weltschmerz

― dave's good arm (facsimile) (dave225.3), Friday, 2 June 2006 10:43 (nineteen years ago)

Havana Omelet

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 June 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)


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