Having Sex With Your Friends On ILX, C/D?

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Also: The return of the parody threads, C/D?

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ew, dud.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

I didn't know that feature had been coded yet?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wouldn't the keyboard get jammed in all kinds of embarassing places?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

*gets naked*

― adaml (adaml), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wouldn't the keyboard get jammed in all kinds of embarassing places?

No, Dang. The joystick. Mmmm, the joystick.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

they go crazy on you-whatch ya gonna dooooooo
ooooooooooo ahhhhh ahhh ahhh ahhh oooooooooooo crazy on you

― half jack, Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is that the P73 remix of Hulk Hogan?

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 22:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

hmm, i can think of an example or two where it might be kinda fun...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 23:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

blah blah blah

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 23:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

i seriously think this might be the only way i ever get laid again.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 October 2003 00:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Are you referring to cyber or flesh?

― violet red (violet red), Thursday, 9 October 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sex with ILXors: There are some of you who that could be pleasant with. There are some others who I would much rather just hear you tell your stories and experiences. And there are many where, sorry, no. (Not that you were asking.)

Parody threads are one of the top ten duddest things about ILX, possibly top five.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 9 October 2003 00:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

I saw you in the disco
Last night in San Francisco
The way you used your joystick
It really makes my mouse click

Come sit down on my laptop
Lets do a little hiphop
Let's go into a chatroom
And do a little boom boom

I saw you in the disco
Last week in San Francisco
The way you used your joystick
Has really made me feel sick

The doctor checked my harddrive
A virus in my archive
My disc was not protected
And now I am infected

― Øystein Vengaboy? Ack (Øystein H-O), Thursday, 9 October 2003 00:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

*comment deleted*

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 9 October 2003 05:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

none of you are my friends. so i'd fuck all y'all.

― Little Big Macher (llamasfur), Thursday, 9 October 2003 05:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Eeew yuck.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've never had sex with anyone on ILX. I feel so left out. All London ILXors seem to be getting it on with each other all the time, and I can't participate.

That said, can't or won't? Sigh.

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

All London ILXors seem to be getting it on with each other all the time

Really ?

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

I mean, isn't this what we're all here for anyway?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's what I found out at the last FAP I attended!

What's really upsetting is finding out that a particular person has had sex with EVERYBODY. Except me. I'm not sure if I should feel left out, or if I should feel that I have higher standards and more taste and discrimination for not going there.

Of course I won't name names, that would be so dull.

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's Dastoor, isn't it?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Of course it is.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't be silly, I wouldn't want to have sex with him, he's all twee and shit.

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have sex with another ilxor on a very regular basis & it's fantastic!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Waaaaahhhh!!! I *am* missing out!

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

*accusation deleted*

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

I would never have sex with an ILXor. Yuck. I'm getting dry heaves because of this thread.

Kate, it's Ned, isn't it?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

What ILXor has had sex with the most other ILXors? Come on, let's guess! Make scandalous accusations! (And see how quickly we can start a flamewar/get this thread shut down)

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

I only have with one other, but then I did know himn way before we were introduced to the wonderful world of ilx, so I really don't count. woo hoo!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've not shagged any, but I turned down Mark C...

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

What's really upsetting is finding out that a particular person has had sex with EVERYBODY.

Maybe this person interprets the board name "I Love Everything" more literally than you do.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Everyone's turned down Mark C!

(not really hun!!)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

"You don't understand, I really do 'love' everything!"

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

euw!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.justrubbers.com/info/shape_trojan.html

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

This thread is disgusting and should be shut down immediately and I bet the manwhore is the Pinefox.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

How do you know it is a man?

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, wait, yeah, that's me making assumptions.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's you, isn't it, Nicole?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Microsoft OTM. The idea.

― Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've been found out.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey! I didn't turn down Mark C!

(He turned down ME!)

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ah!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is it Mark C then?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's C***M, isn't it?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ah, go on! Someone have sex with me! Pleeeeeeeaseeeeee . . .

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Excuse me!!

No.

My girlfriend and my ex-girlfriend are both on ILE, but that hardly means the whole of London.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's Jerry the Nipper, isn't it?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jerry the Nippler, more like.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Skipping 100 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Later on Dave will take out his guitar and strum it slowly, while smoking a cigarette.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 10 October 2003 12:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

i heard he may speak to us in french, now that he has his camus back

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 10 October 2003 12:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

"guitar"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 October 2003 12:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Shelley said she saw him wearing his beret the other day, he cycled past her in victoria park, i dont believe her though, i think she made it up, because i heard he was in Marrakesch

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 10 October 2003 12:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

six months pass...

CLASSIC.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:19 (twenty years ago) link

I meant gareth's post. I've not had sex with any ilxors.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:21 (twenty years ago) link

totally mind bogglingly classic

oh ummm....i guess i have

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:21 (twenty years ago) link

What, Ronan, you don't remember? I'm devastated! Did it really mean nothing to you?

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:21 (twenty years ago) link

i've not seen this thread til now, amazing

anyway, I'M GAME (ruffles feathers)

― playful grouse (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:42 (twenty years ago) link

No you're not. You're just a tease!

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:44 (twenty years ago) link

I wouldn't turn up the opportunity :)

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:46 (twenty years ago) link

*looks around, picks lint off pants*

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:51 (twenty years ago) link

well if you can't get it on ILX where can you?

<x-small>serious question</x-small>

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:53 (twenty years ago) link

heh

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:54 (twenty years ago) link

Being x-small could be a hindrance.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:16 (twenty years ago) link

!!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:17 (twenty years ago) link

Quit stalling barima, do you want to sleep with Toby or Anna?! Or is it Martin?

I missed this! But wasn't the answer obvious?

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:29 (twenty years ago) link

Hmm, the distance might present a problem, but I wouldn't say no to many of you. Of course none of you would probably even propose it, what with my kinky Scandinavian ways.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:46 (twenty years ago) link

I thought Finns weren't scandinavian?

― Ed (dali), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:48 (twenty years ago) link

FAF?

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:48 (twenty years ago) link

don't be so sure. I've sensed a strong undercurrent of kinkiness here since i first arrived.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:49 (twenty years ago) link

arrived = posh way of saying come...

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:53 (twenty years ago) link

"since i first came" may have left me open to unwelcome mocking. :)

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:55 (twenty years ago) link

FAF = fancy a fanny.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:00 (twenty years ago) link

*scratches chin thoughtfully*

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:00 (twenty years ago) link

dangle?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:01 (twenty years ago) link

Dongle.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:02 (twenty years ago) link

http://home.swipnet.se/emmerdale3/skrivbordsbilder/zak.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:04 (twenty years ago) link

SHRINK IT!

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:08 (twenty years ago) link

I am still traumatised.

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:08 (twenty years ago) link

it sure did

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:09 (twenty years ago) link

You need to get laid.

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:17 (twenty years ago) link

Flip it and reverse it.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:17 (twenty years ago) link

The original concept still sounds like a really diabolical idea.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:19 (twenty years ago) link

What, you mean it's your kind of idea?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:20 (twenty years ago) link

No, but never mind. I should give up trying to write.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

Everything's coming up Diablo Robotico!

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

three years pass...

I have sex with another ilxor on a very regular basis & it's fantastic!
-- Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther)

who dat??

― gershy, Friday, 28 December 2007 05:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i actively try not to imagine the pink panther fucking

― jergïns, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i think her boyfriend posted to ilx, too.
whatever happened to pink panther?

― homosexual II, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Sex on ILX??!!

I'm sure that would void my laptop warranty!

― Oilyrags, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:12 (seventeen years ago) link

(hurr hurr hurr laptop)

― Oilyrags, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i duno :( rip

xxpost

― chaki, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:13 (seventeen years ago) link

pinkpanther got married, had baby etc. and lost interest in ilx either as a result of that or for other reasons

― blueski, Friday, 28 December 2007 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

The last thing I remember her posting was of her pregnancy. Too bad she's gone, she was nice.

― Tuomas, Friday, 28 December 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Sex? What's that?

― j.lu, Friday, 28 December 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

classic

― ken c, Friday, 28 December 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

p.s. pinx0r left after i outed her as a fake

― ken c, Friday, 28 December 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

plus had sex with her obv.

― ken c, Friday, 28 December 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Also: The return of the parody threads, C/D?

-- Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, October 8, 2003 9:49 PM

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 December 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.