Which Viz character are you?

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Two years ago upon my return from the UK or thereabouts, I posited the VIZ -- fish wrapping or klassic komix? thread, in which the effervescent Dave Q noted:

Actually this is a great opportunity for a bitchy thread - compare fellow posters to Viz characters

Which is a bit cruel perhaps, though it didn't stop N. revealing that his sister compared him to Mr. Logic. So anyway, time to ask yourselves -- which Viz character are YOU?

In my work life, at least, I have the pitiless soul of a Bottom Inspector. I grant no mercy, do not ask for any (ie, pay yer damn overdue fines).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 10 October 2003 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to think I was Roger Irrelevant, wibble.

But one of the fat slags is called Trace. This hurts me in my heart. *cries*.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 10 October 2003 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

the guy with the huge testicles

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 10 October 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahah :)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 10 October 2003 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Billy The Fish.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 10 October 2003 08:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Although my mate Bilyl informs me that I'm a Fat Slag.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 10 October 2003 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

ILM = Simon Lotion

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 10 October 2003 09:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Tasha Slappa's Mam.

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 10 October 2003 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Tin Ribs

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 10 October 2003 09:57 (twenty-two years ago)

oh god, Finbarr Saunders

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 10 October 2003 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I aspire to be Playtime Fontaine, the best character in the history of Viz.

― Badger (Badger), Friday, 10 October 2003 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

topless skateboard nun

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 10 October 2003 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Johnny Fartpants

― robster (robster), Friday, 10 October 2003 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Sheena Demeanour and her Vacuum Cleaner. (Note to self: get vacuum cleaner back from gf for hilarious japes)

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 10 October 2003 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Goldfish Boy.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 10 October 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha OTM

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 10 October 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

After reading the latest edition, I think I'm one of the Drunken Bakers. The writing in that piece is uperb. Such pathos and bathos.

― Badger (Badger), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Drunken Bakers is some kind of crazy genius, for sure.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

You pipped me to it, Badger. The latest Viz is classic beyond words. Can I be the other Drunken Baker?

― dog latin, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

What vomit? This place is veritably spotless! Brandy?

― dog latin, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Have you seen the pictures of the live action Fat Slags in the forthcoming film? They are hardly fat at all!

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Desert Island Teacher.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

What vomit? This place is veritably spotless! Brandy?
-- , October 21st, 2003.

I'd gladly eat my meals off that floor. Let's have some tankograde. Did you find the ice in the end?

I am one tragic person to be sat here quoting that. But it moves me. It's both funny and sad, like a Mike Leigh play.

Oh well, back to strap-ons ;)

― Badger (Badger), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Come on, some of you are bound to be Teenage Grant.

I'm Mr Logic - He's a Pain in the Arse.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah. You and me is the Drunken bakers. I think we'd better clean all this vomit up. Then have a drink.

― Badger (Badger), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been told I look like Terry Fuckwitt.

― Venga, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a bit of a Pathetic Shark, to be honest.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

seven months pass...

There have to be more people to contribute to this.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The Vibrating Bum-Faced Goat.

Talking of Viz; at Haymarket in Edinburgh, we have, I kid you not, an "association of master bakers". Just thought of thank thinking of Fru T Bunn.

― Keith Watson (kmw), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

there's always been a ravey davey gravy element to my work

― don (don), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't bought the latest edition because I don't wanna walk into my recently new job with it as I've made the impression that I'm a decent young chap so far.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Suicidal Syd, obviously.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 17 June 2005 06:28 (twenty years ago)

nineteen years pass...

https://thetrust.com/our-team/finbarr-saunders/

― pisspoor bung probe prog (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 September 2024 15:01 (one year ago)

fnarr! fnarr!

― John Backflip (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 September 2024 15:23 (one year ago)

The Trust CUMpany of Tennessee

flamp! flamp! hoon! hoon!

― I am the agent of Judas Priest (Matt #2), Thursday, 26 September 2024 15:28 (one year ago)

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