_Masters of the Universe_ is a film starring Dolph Lundgren

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...and it sucks like a prison bound crack whore.

Is it just me, or is Dolph Lundgren the living answer to the question: "Schwartenegger!? We can't afford Schwartzenegger! Fuck! We can't even afford Stallone!"
(Myth: Lundgren only got the part in The Punisher because Stallone didn't want it. Yeeeaaaah. Can't find a dark haired, 180lb Italian...settle for a blonde, 210lb Eastern European Slav*)

*Note = I'm not 100% sure of Lundgrens' nationality.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 12 October 2003 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Thus begins Dolph Lundgren's campaign for Governor of Baja California.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 12 October 2003 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2002/0501/photo/dolph2.jpg

"...I will break you."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 12 October 2003 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38296000/jpg/_38296219_rocky150.jpg

― Dada, Sunday, 12 October 2003 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

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