ScreenIt Guess The Objectionable Movie!

Dickie Roberts, Former Child Star

Strangers in Paradise

Time of the Wolf

Citizen Kane

Akira

The Fantabulous Contraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel

Can I change my answer to "Deep Throat"?

Yes, yes, DRFCS.
New movie:

SEX/NUDITY
Throughout the movie, a great deal of male and female skin is on display as we see bare-chested young men,
as well as women in skimpy bikinis or cleavage revealing tops (that sometimes show a lot). In one scene, the
camera pans up young women's legs to reveal (briefly) their bikini-covered butts.
When XXXX and XXXXX invite XXXXX to go along with them to spring break, XXXXX says that guys there have just
one thing on their mind. We then hear that's why XXXXX wants to go.
We hear that there's going to be an upcoming whipped cream bikini contest (where the whipped cream
replaces the normal swimwear). We later see several female participants who have a great deal of whipped
cream across their chests and crotches (so much that nothing explicit is seen).
During some dance numbers, there is some close dancing between males and females (not quite "dirty
dancing," but there's still body contact).
Various comments are made about "hot" guys or girls.
XXXXX briefly has her hand on XXXXXXX's clothed butt (to retrieve some passes to a party).
XXXX says that XXXXXX is cute, but says that she didn't say that in a way to make her seem easy.
XXXXX briefly straddles a guy's lap (as he lies on the floor - both are clothed) during a musical dance number
where she also occasionally shows a lot of upper thigh while being flipped over or hiking up her dress, etc.
A guy asks XXXXX if he wants to have a drink and talk some more (about the guy's girlfriend). XXXXX then asks
that guy if he knows their getting together (the two guys) won't go any further than friendship.
A guy from XXXXX's hometown asks her if they can be the kind of friends who go out and then "mess around."
She says no.
XXXXX briefly plants a kiss on Justin's lips (he then stops her).
We see a brief, passionate kiss between XXXXX and XXXXX, while XXXXX briefly kisses a girl.
As Officer XXXXXX finally agrees to go out with XXXXXXX (wearing a revealing outfit) he playfully asks her if she
still has the handcuffs.

From Justin to Kelly

Is that Crossroads?

Pah! I forgot to XXXXXX a Justin. Damn you and your damn cunning, you've thwarted me again!

The Black Hole, starring Robert Forster.

The Black Hole, starring Jenna Jameson.

The Gaping Black Hole, starring Ernest Borgnine

MUSIC (INAPPROPRIATE)
A song has the repeated lyrics, "Feels like it's the first time," while another one briefly has the line, "I'm a
virgin, but I'm on the verge..." Another talks about "booty" and "t*ts," and another has the lyrics, "It's getting hot
in here, so take off all your clothes." Another about STDs says they'll bring you to your knees, which is how you
got them in the first place, while another has various euphemisms for sex and the repeated line of what one has
to say to "get inside her."
Those or other songs also included at least 3 uses of the "f" word (sexually and with "mother"), ass, damn and
nigger.
Other songs had lyrics that we couldn't hear and/or understand, thus offering the possibility of them containing
potentially objectionable lyrics.
PROFANITY
At least 86 "f" words (4 used with "mother," 9 used sexually as are the terms "hook up," "screw," "get it on,"
"bone" and "bang"), 30 "s" words, 7 slang terms for male genitals ("d*ck"), 4 for breasts ("t*tties" and
"boobies"), 16 asses (1 used with "hole"), 6 damns, 2 hells, 1 S.O.B., 10 uses of "Oh my God," 3 of "G-damn,"
2 of "Honest to God" and 1 use each of "God," "Oh God" and "Oh my God" as exclamations.

SEX/NUDITY
Various songs have sexually related lyrics. See "Music (Inappropriate)" for more info.
Throughout the film, both women and men are seen in revealing attire and/or skimpy bathing suits that show a
great deal of bare skin and/or cleavage.
During an early montage, we see two young women kissing in slow motion; the shape of a woman's breasts
beneath her top in a wet T-shirt contest; women spanking guys' bottoms; some "dirty dancing" style dancing;
the brief sight of a bare-breasted young woman; and the camera focuses on various body parts.
Two young women talk about who one will "screw," with that one saying she won't "screw everyone."
Two women talk about sex and "f*ck every single one."
One of the guys mockingly humps a lounge chair as if having sex with a woman and makes related comments.
A guy wonders if anyone wants to get naked with him. He then wonders if one of the women will join him in
the shower (after he's in it, but she declines the offer) and if she wants to make out.
Alan says (in several instances) that he just wants to see "boobies."
Some dirty dancing occurs with women bending over and shaking or rubbing their clothed butts against guys'
clothed crotches, while some couples briefly make out in a club.
Some people ponder who ended up with whom the night before.
Sky wonders if David ever wanted to "get it on" with his best friend, Heidi.
We briefly see people making out at the beach.
Jorell says that women like Paul because he approaches them like a would-be friend rather than as if he wants
to "hook up" with them.
We see a public wet T-shirt contest where various women get up in front of a large crowd of guys and either
show their bare breasts (that we see) and/or allow water to be poured on them (thus revealing their shape
through the wet fabric). In addition, some of the women do some suggestive dancing (and we see one's bare
butt cheeks up close), and two then dance together (with one straddling the other's bare chest while lying on
the platform). We also see what looks like a split second shot of full frontal nudity as well as one woman
spraying whipped cream on another's bare butt and removing her bikini bottom. We then see more girl-on-girl
kissing and additional bare breasts.
We see more bare breasts being flashed at another event.
A guy wonders if any girls want to make out.
Sky asks Paul if it's true that guys like "head" (oral sex) better than sex. He then replies that it's true,
particularly since it's not a given, like sex is. A comment is made about "Bob my knob" and Sky says she can't
bring herself to do that with any guy (and that she can't even have her face down there). More such related talk
occurs.
A guy comments that a parrot on a girl's arm "get more action than I do."
A comment is made about getting a "piece of ass" while in Cancun, but a woman says she's not into casual sex
and never will be (but that making out is okay).
Various people comment on whether they're virgins (with Heidi and David, who are not a couple, saying they
are). Other ask why those two haven't had sex.
Paul jokingly says, "Someone's horny" when referring to Sky. The two then get into a discussion about "d*ck"
size, including about one of the women who can't stop talking about Paul's after showering with him, as well as
whether Sky would go out with someone (and "get active") if she knew they had a small one. He says his isn't
long, but it's the width that's impressive and then comments on the "motion in the ocean." She then says if she
found a guy had a small one, her favorite position would be with "another m*therf*cker."
Some more making out occurs, including in a pool and then in bed. We then see surveillance style footage
from Jeremy's room where he's having sex with a girl under the covers (with movement and brief sexual sounds
- all seen from an elevated distance and in grainy black and white). Viewers should note that it and later such
shots are apparently of actual real sex, rather than faked Hollywood material.
We see a quick shot of a bare-breasted woman.
Others have Alan lick a willing woman's cleavage, rub some salt there and then lick the salt, drink a shot and
take the lime from the woman's mouth with his.
Sky gets up on the edge of a pool in her bikini and spreads her legs wide as Paul approaches. They then frolic
in the pool, including her holding her hands over her breasts when her top comes off.
Alan says he wants to meet a girl he can "butt f*ck" and then amends that to mean "dance f*ck" on the dance
floor.
We see two girls kissing.
Jorell gives Paul one of his last condoms.
We see surveillance style footage from two rooms (grainy, elevated and from a distance), including a shot of a
nude guy walking by with his penis (and possible erection) blocked out by a superimposed black box on the
screen. We see one couple in bed in the other room, while we see a completely nude woman quickly crawl into
bed with the first guy (seen from a distance). We then see that guy having sex on top of her under the covers
(with movement and sexual sounds including from her and the bed thumping). We also see the other couple
under the covers but can't tell what they're doing.
After a comment about having sex several times a day, one of the young women states, "I'll f*cking hump
anything…Give me a pole." More talk of "hooking up" then follows.
A person says something about "bone Sara."
Sky is upset that Paul had sex with another woman (and gave up so easily on pursuing her), but he says he
used protection.
Alan talks theoretically about being in a relationship for the physical aspect.
We see part of the side of a woman's bare breast when she takes off her top at a party.
Several of the guys participate in a "hot body" contest. As they prepare, we see several of their bare butts, and
then do so again during the contest (when some of the guys remove everything and they or others partially pull
down their Speedo like suits - causing some girls to pat or spank their bare butt cheeks).
Alan makes out with several girls, including one from whose belly he slurped a shot of liquor.
Alan playfully rubs his own bare nipples while drunk.
Various women in bikinis join rapper Snoop Dogg on stage and dance suggestively in front of him, including
Sky who bends over and puts her partially cover butt at his clothed crotch.
Some sort of man/woman activity is occurring in a shower (we just see the curtain moving from whatever
they're doing).
We see some making out at a party.
Sara is upset with Matt for going after a "piece of ass."
We see a guy climbing on top of a girl under the covers (both are clothed) on a lounge chair.
Alan makes out with a young woman.
We see more grainy surveillance footage (and some regular footage) of couples having sex or otherwise fooling
around under the covers (including a guy on top of a girl and a girl on top of a guy). That includes movement,
caressing of partially clothed bodies, and what's apparently guy on girl oral sex under the covers.
We hear one of the guys telling a woman that he wants to "bang you so bad."
Jorell says he has a midget fantasy due to their large butts (his opinion).
Alan says that his "balls" are the size of melons due to not having sex.
A guy jokes about people wanting to be "hung" like him.
A guy grabs a girl's bikini clad butt as she lies across him on a bed.

Rugrats in Paris?

Gigli

MUSIC (INAPPROPRIATE)
A song has at least 1 use of the "f" word in it.
Brian sings lyrics from the Sir Mix-A-Lot song "Baby Got Back" (about big rear ends on women and the
singer's aroused reaction to them, including the line, "I like big butts").

SEX/NUDITY
Ricki shows cleavage in her midriff-revealing top.
While talking to himself in the mirror but acting as if he's talking to Ricki, Larry says, "Wanna see the horn?"
(after earlier telling her, "F*ck with the bull, get the horn").
Larry and Ricki share a bed (he's shirtless), but she tells him he's not her type. When he asks what's wrong with
him, she responds, "Your penis." She then informs him that she's a lesbian. She then mockingly says that if she
wasn't gay, she get under the covers and "do you."
Brian says, "That's where the sex is" when referring to Baywatch.
A drawing of a woman shows cleavage.
We see Ricki in a rather short skirt.
Larry's mom shows abundant cleavage and we see part of her butt cheek (and that she's wearing a thong) as
Larry gives her a shot in her rear.
When Larry tells his mom that Ricki is a lesbian, his mom says she can tell Ricki has been with guys before.
She then adds that she (the mom) used to be quite experimental in her youth.
We see Ricki in a sports bra (that shows cleavage) and small and tight shorts as she exercises and does various
stretches (some of them sexually suggestive considering the context of the following discussion). Larry says he
doesn't want to be dipping into the sisterhood (referring to her being a lesbian) and Ricki jokingly says that the
problem with men is that they "give terrible head." Larry then says that it takes a man to satisfy a woman
(biologically) and comments on the sexual appliances women use to compensate for what they want and don't
have. There's then talk of the penis going into the dark, deep and mysterious unknown. Ricki then sarcastically
asks if men are on the top of the "must f*ck pyramid." She then goes talking about the female body and its
various parts, and then compares the penis to a bizarre sea slug or a long toe. She adds that it's not at the top of
her erotic destinations. She then adds that kissing is what's important and then asks Larry what the mouth is the
twin sister of. She then replies for him, saying "the vagina" and mentions the secret mystery between a
woman's legs "that I call my p*ssy." As she says all of this, she's in various exercise/sexual positions on the
floor, such as on her back with her legs spread.
When wanting to speak to Ricki, Louis tells Larry, "Put the clam-licker on."
We see Ricki's bare back through the glass shower door as she showers.
Ricki's former lover has a bad attitude toward Larry (thinking Ricki is with him now). She then tells the other
two, "We can all f*ck, we can all have sex" and then tells Larry, "You know you want it."
Not happy with Larry's answer of "sure" for "yes," Ricki thinks that his answer would be a definite yes if she
said she'd "suck your c*ck for twelve hours" and whether that would give him great pleasure.
Ricki asks Larry if he's gay (based on how he looks at his fingernails).
Larry and Ricki passionately kiss on a bed and she grabs his clothed nipple, prompting him to tell her she
needs a woman. She responds, "I thought you wanted to be my bitch." She then says that it's "turkey time" and
adds, "Gobble, gobble" as she swings her thighs open and shut while lying back. She continues, "Lay some of
that sweet hetero-lingus on me" (oral sex). He then has performance doubts, saying that women know what
women want and thus as a man he should be given a handicap like in golf. They then do more passionate
kissing with him on top of her (mostly in head and shoulders shots). They then alternate who's on top (with her
bare leg up along his body when he is) and she removes his shirt while she is. We then see various shots of
sexual movement with her on top (still in a robe), and then them in bed afterwards where he states, "God bless
you penis" (repeating a line Brian said earlier).
When Larry says he has a fantasy (nonsexual), Ricki jokingly wonders if it's "making it" with a guy.
We see various young women in bikinis, first from a distance and then up close where they show varying
amounts of skin (some in skimpy bikinis).
Larry and Ricki do some passionate kissing.

VIOLENCE
Larry threatens to put a gagged man through a spin in an industrial clothes dryer (to make him talk, and he's
already in it).
Larry pushes Brian back against a wall.
Larry breaks a punk's laptop computer.
Larry's mom slaps him in a motherly way.
A woman takes a large kitchen knife and slits her wrists (seen), with resultant blood flow (she lives).
Larry goes to cut off a corpse's thumb in a morgue (to be used in place of Brian's). We see him starting to saw
at the thumb with a scalpel and then hear the rest of the sawing sound (there's no blood).
A man takes a gun another man was wearing and waves it around as he discusses an issue. He then shoots that
other man in the forehead, killing him (with bloody results as we see blood run down the dead man's face from
the hole as well as blood splatter on the front of an aquarium and some sort of bloody human tissue floating in
the aquarium that a fish eats).

Star Wars

What does it mean to be slapped "in a motherly way"?

The third one: Real World Cancun?

The fourth: Jerry Springer Too Hot For TV?

j.lu half right, but not telling which half

Oh, the 4th one is "Gigli."

ALCOHOL OR DRUG USE
Various people have drinks.
Various people have drinks at a party.
BLOOD/GORE
XXX's husband, who sells catheters, briefly talks about incontinence and that one thing that can cause that is constipation (and briefly goes on about impacted fecal matter in the rectum).
DISRESPECTFUL/BAD ATTITUDE
Some viewers might not like a couple (man and woman) who claim that they're witches (although they do point out that they're not into the supernatural, but rather the worship of colors).
XXX is somewhat disrespectful to the Deputy Mayor by wondering why the "real" Mayor didn't show up for a ceremony.
XXX nitpicks the setup for the stage and other arrangements to the extent that he becomes an annoyance to the man responsible for it (that causes that other man to slap XXX on the head out of frustration and to make him stop).
FRIGHTENING SCENES
None.
GUNS/WEAPONS
None.
IMITATIVE BEHAVIOR
Phrases: "You sing like crap," "You little bugger," "Nobody's busting your chops" and "Crapola."
JUMP SCENES
None.
MUSIC (SCARY/TENSE)
None.
MUSIC (INAPPROPRIATE)
One song had 1 "damn" in it, while another mentioned something about apple brandy.
PROFANITY
At least 3 craps, 2 damns, 4 uses of "Oh my God" and 1 use each of "Oh Jesus" and "Swear to God" as exclamations.
SEX/NUDITY
We hear that some musicians in the past opened a sex shop and then see a still photo of it with the words "Sex Emporium" (and other related phrases) and the silhouetted artwork shapes of women on it (nothing explicit). One person says they did fine until they were sued over something dealing with "Ben-Wa balls."
One of the singers talks about leaving home when she was fifteen, meeting up with the above men who ran the sex shop, and having small roles in some "short films...for more mature audiences." She then says she landed some leads, had some cameos, and was known for doing something the other actresses wouldn't do. She also mentions one of her films was "Not So Tiny Tim" and the film's joke is that her last name is now "Bohner" (rather than "boner").
XXX's husband has built a miniature railroad town that includes a brothel that he points out (we see a small, doll figure through the window that's supposed to represent a prostitute).
We hear rhythmic sexual sounds (muffled voices, pleasured moans and bed thumping) coming from the hotel room next to XXX's and then see that the thumping is shaking the wall in XXX's room. This occurs again later in the film.
A man jokes about something to do with a man and a long hose, and how he'll be popular in the shower (innuendo).
XXX tells a joke about going to a swingers meeting where a man said, "I'd like to meet your wife" and XXX says, "You're honor..."
A PR woman shows some cleavage.
XXX makes some sort of comment about taking up with a hotel chambermaid in the past.
A man claims that a ceremonial candle represents various things, including a penis (but it's shaped like a regular candle).
XXX says that her sister told her that she (XXX) shouldn't have kissed XXX if she wasn't willing to "go all the way."
SMOKING
None.
TENSE FAMILY SCENES
We hear that XXX's father has died, but there's no grieving and instead he organizes the tribute concert. We do see, however, that XXX and his siblings don't get along (albeit in a polite manner).

A Mighty Wind

MUSIC (INAPPROPRIATE)
One song had 1 "damn" in it, while another mentioned something about apple brandy.
Apple Brandy, scourge of the preschool set. How many play-dates need to be ruined before we stop the madness?!?!

Nicolars is correct!

j.lu is right, but Dan named it first.

I named it before it was even posted! Brrrrrr.

Videodrome.