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Re:Thanks For Your Comments
Date :
Wed, 15 Oct 2003 08:46:19 -0500
Hi,I'm ART PAUL SCHLOSSER and recently I posted something and everyone on this list commented and this is a one time E-mail thanking everyone and telling themm about my new CD Vote for Me/It's a Joke which is now availible at
http://artpaul.gemm.com and you can hear it on the Dr Demento radio show by requesting the title track at
http://www.clamhead.com/drdrequest.html It was recently in the Funny 5 see
http://mypage.iu.edu/~jbmorris/FAQ/drd03.0831.html And here are the Lyrics to the Title Track:
Vote for me/It's a joke
I would rather/Be the Pope
If I have to/I'll drink Coke
Hey I'm desperate/I need the job I'm broke
Vote for me/It's a joke
I'll take a bath/And use real soap
Comb my hair/Real nice
So what if/I've got lice
And if I'm elected President
I won't do anything
Just sit around and collect the money
Invite my friends over to play poker
And tell jokes that are funny
Vote for me/It's a joke
Famous people/I misquote
Tell you that/It's all true
Vote for me/Be a fool
Vote for me/It's a joke
I don't care/If you smoke
I don't care/If you choke
Just before you die/Make sure you vote
THIS IS FOLLOWED BY A RIFF on the guitar that gets
louder,higher and faster until it ends and I act like I'm pushing a button and then I blow the KAZOO and say:What button did I push ?
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Hi,I'm ART PAUL SCHLOSSER and me and Robin my wife are having an artshow at the Urban Market & Coffee House at 1 Sherman terrace near tenny park.The art is already up but the opening will be November 1st with live music from me and peanut butter cookies.The artwork is oil and some acrylic paintings of landscapes and the show is called:Beautiful Places. Another thing I should mention is my cable TV showed called It's Saturday with ART PAUL and Company is have a guest from another cable show.The guest Jack from Jack's side pocket and we will be showing clips of bands from his show live on Saturday at 2pm or run again on sunday morning.Hey if you haven't got any of my CDs yet The Best Of ART PAUL SCHLOSSER has 54 tracts and is a pretty good deal and you can listen to it a http://www.cdbaby.com/artpaul4
Keep Smiling-ART PAUL
― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)
only saw this now, I got this e-mail too. it made me larf, especially
"I act like I'm pushing a button and then I blow the KAZOO and say:What button did I push ?"
I found this thread by typing my own name into keywords and hitting search, how sad is that?
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)