he stole a penis with sorcery!

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SORCERY!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

oh fuck lemme try that again

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

SORCERY! (remix)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Heavens! I steal your penis! With sorcery!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"alleged penis snatchers"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Does the name 'Lorena Bobbit' mean anything to them?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

it sounds less painful than other types of penis theft.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha ha "penis extortion"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

$5000 in unmarked bills or the penis gets it!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that's fuckin bullshit. That guy should get his prosthetic johnson cut off or something. Actually, people who do such crimes should die. like most of you that exist, anyway.

― Eric Lynch (Lynch), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

what HAPPENS to them then?

― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I just don't understand where the confusion comes in. Either they have a penis or they don't. It's pretty easy to figure out.

― Ally-zay, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha men across the country now have a handy excuse for shrinkage!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope a sorcer steals Pedro Martinez's penis on behalf of Don Zimmer.

― Ally-zay, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

ALEX IN NYC TO THREAD!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 October 2003 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my God dude wow. Alex is a foul-mouthed prophet!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 16 October 2003 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.content-wire.com/Custom/Icon/Main/sorcerer.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 16 October 2003 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahahaha I wish some of you would die.

― Eric Lynch (Lynch), Thursday, 16 October 2003 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

When I clicked on the link to that article (SUSPECTED PENIS SNATCHER...), an ad came up beside it of a woman steering a ship. It read, "Sees potential on the horizon..."

HA!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 16 October 2003 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

For Eric -

http://www.hosstyle.com/images/images/Cupofshutthef-upsmall.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 16 October 2003 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

You could've just linked him this thread!

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Thursday, 16 October 2003 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

now why wouldn't they just use sorcery to steal their wallets¿ that's what i'd do.
hmmm. anyone know of any good "sorcery for beginners" books¿

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 16 October 2003 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, those Lord of the Rings books.

― Sarah Mclusky (coco), Thursday, 16 October 2003 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

how about if i just watched the video¿

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 16 October 2003 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah! I've been sorcerized!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 16 October 2003 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

this is actually quite upsetting, in a non-funny way.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 16 October 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

and also in a funny way

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 16 October 2003 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

and in a sexy way

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 16 October 2003 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

and sexy in an upsetting way

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 16 October 2003 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

and also in a funny way

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 16 October 2003 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha men across the country now have a handy excuse for
shrinkage!

You needed another excuse?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 16 October 2003 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

some of us can never have enough

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 16 October 2003 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

y'know, as much as i always thought my crotch would be associated with magic, this is not the way i'd like it to be...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 16 October 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Does anybody remember the band Cock Robin?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember the ice cream shop with that name.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

is anybody feeling me? c'mon people!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 16 October 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

It'd be easier to feel you if you weren't making things up.

― Ally-zay, Friday, 17 October 2003 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

There's something so pathetic reading about people who actually believe that people can steal penises, etc., through magic. As pointed out above, why not just steal wallets or the crown jewels of England, instead of the family jewels of Gambia? Then I wonder, what things do we in the "civilized" world believe that the Gambians or people in 100 years time in the West will think is absolute nonsense? Are we deceiving ourselves even as we speak? Please advise.

― Skottie, Friday, 17 October 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

penises are the currency of the future.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 17 October 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"how did i pay for this car? I paid for it IN COCKS!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 17 October 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Banker #1: How can you tell one denomination from another?
Banker #2: Well...circumscision is important...

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 17 October 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

It'd be easier to feel you if you weren't making things up.

oh yeah? check it

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 17 October 2003 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004Y7XK.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 17 October 2003 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha. That guy (front, left) looks like Kirk Cameron!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 17 October 2003 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

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