Crush Of Shame 2: Horny Historians!

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You know what to do! Post your most shameful crush! Preferably with pictorial evidence!

― kate (kate), Thursday, 16 October 2003 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

What's shameful about fancying historians?

― Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 16 October 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Nigel Spivey and I don't care who knows it! Yes, he of the cheesey World War II documentaries on Channel 5!

Terrible official Cambridge Faculty Photo here:

http://www.classics.cam.ac.uk/Faculty/photos/spivey.gif

Hotter Photo Here

Yes, he has a silly name. Yes, Suzy mocks his loveliness. It is indeed shameful to fancy historians! I don't care!

(Ten new answers by next week, and all of them me)

― kate (kate), Thursday, 16 October 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush on the old San Diego Chargers helmets:

http://www.instantreplaysportcard.com/items/helmets/

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 16 October 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd fuck that.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 16 October 2003 12:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Roy Foster to thread!

― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 16 October 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

It is indeed shameful to fancy historians!

Oi!

― Ferdnand Braudel (Enrique), Thursday, 16 October 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Would it be really sad and pathetic to order the DVD of the former C5 documentary (on the Kings and Queens of England) that he used to present? Cause it's looking really tempting.

I've decided it wouldn't be sad to order some of his books, because, well, one of them is about the history of suffering in art, which looks really good. And another one is about Etruscan Art, so, well, I could just leave it lying and around the flat and pretend it's really one of HSA's mum's archeology tomes. Yeah.

― kate (kate), Thursday, 16 October 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not shameful to have a crush on historians, just that one!
*grabs someone off their bike & shoves them in an envelope addressed to Kate.*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 16 October 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.howfreshisthisguy.com/images/momus.jpg plus http://www.mcspotlight.org/issues/capitalism/portillo.jpg equals NIGHTMARES FOR KATE

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 16 October 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

It's convenient that he looks NOTHING like either of those. Honestly. Watch the programme, those portraits don't do him justice. He's more like a 40-something history prof Alex James. K-ROWR!

― kate (kate), Thursday, 16 October 2003 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

However, I will take that post to mean SUZY admitting her Crush of Shame! The former, we all already knew about, but the latter... SUZY!!! I'M SHOCKED!!! This explains your posts on that other thread!

― kate (kate), Thursday, 16 October 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

haha wd you be more or less likely to vote for portillo as nu-Tory PM if you discovered he was having an affair w.momus?

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 16 October 2003 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Suzy hearts Portillo, Suzy hearts Portaloo...

― kate (kate), Thursday, 16 October 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

He smells like poo, he's a portaloo.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 16 October 2003 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw Portillo on the tube about two weeks ago. I was so surprised that I didn't kick him in the shins/ tell him he could drown in his clear blue water as I had always promised myself I would.

He was holding a programme/ brochure type thing with 'Ballet Boyz' on the cover. Maybe he is a fan of contemporary dance Kate?

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 16 October 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Hrmmm, Suzy's allegations on that other thread kind of make me think that "programme/brochure type thing" is a euphemism of some kind? Ballet Boyz sure sounds like gay pron, rather than contemporary dance, but then again, like I said, I don't know much about contemporary dance!

― kate (kate), Thursday, 16 October 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.visionsofblue.com.au/images/sherre.jpg

she is young and fresh faced and committed to the environment and just seems like a really nice woman. on the coastlines public awareness campaign she appeared on tv buried up to her neck in sand, and she said

"SEA FOR YOURSELF"

which is probably the main thing i like about her

to be honest i'm not really ashamed of this crush... i know that so far nobody agrees with me that she's hot. but she has amazing eyes!

― minna (minna), Thursday, 16 October 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.comcen.com.au/~mlsmet/Images/Interviews/ggatechef.JPG

now here's a proper one. he's a french chef called gabriel gate. his accent is adorable - how amazingly corny of me to like a french chef's accent! i guess i enjoy the cliche almost as much as the person. he also seems incredibly benign but with a slight dark twist. please excuse the lack of accents in this post, there should be accute accents on the e's in gate and cliche.

― minna (minna), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Z7uXwSBx7noC:www.signingstars.com/weaving.jpg
"Thanks to my bad-ass portrayals of a sentient program who has taken physical form in one geeky film and an ancient elf lord in another, this fellow 'nickalicious' has developed a strange fascination with me."

― Hugo Weaving (nickalicious), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

gabriel used to feature in a cartoon recipe in the newspaper when i was a kid. there's another tv chef called geoff jantz who is hot in the way that appeals to housewives, but he is an idiot.

― minna (minna), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that's the thing about "Crushes Of Shame" - they come in two kinds.

1) you're not really ashamed, but no one else agrees with you (see Nigel upthread)
2) You recognise the inherent cringeworthiness of your crushee, and cringe in shame (see all the Robbie Williams admissions on the previous thread!)

But Minna, if it helps, I do agree that your first crushee has lovely eyes, though I've no idea who she is!

Nickalicious, who ISSSS that, he's lovely, he is! (Though not as lovely as Nigel)

― kate (kate), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Point Two: How can I have a crush on a man named NIGEL?!?!?

That's even worse than being a historian.

― kate (kate), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0375500111.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Annouschka Magnatech (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

JBR, you should get married, and then your surname could be Rosen-Rosengarten! Think of the children!

― kate (kate), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

kate: her name is sheree marris but nobody knows who that is anyway. she's a marine biologist who has been on a tv campaign in australia! thank you for recognizing her lovely eyes!

― minna (minna), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

JBR, you should get married, and then your surname could be Rosen-Rosengarten! Think of the children!

"Meet my daughter, Rose N. Rosen-Rosengarten."

― Annouschka Magnatech (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

That was my initial reaction too Kate, but it had pictures of young men in leotards on the front ...

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Which would only seem natural if it were indeed ballet pron!

― kate (kate), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

tutu p0rn shockah!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

There just has to be an XTC joke somewhere in this thread.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

There already is a Smiths joke in this thread... "Politician In A Tutu, oh no..."

Oh wait, you mean about the plans I've been making with Pink? Was knocking history profs off bicycles in the XTC song? Who knows, it well might have been... or am I thinking of the Dukes of Stratosphear?

― kate (kate), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate - that's Hugo Weaving, Australian actor, he plays Agent Smith in The Matrix and Elrond in LoTR and yes he certainly is lovely.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Hugo looks like a fawn.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

But... but... in LOTR, Elrond looked just like Brian Eno!

("No!" insisted HSA as we watched it "Brian Eno is MUCH hornier! K-rowr!")

― kate (kate), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

As I mentioned in another thread, I met Hugo Weaving at a dinner party once, and talked to him for quite a while. I can assure you that he's very charming in the flesh, charismatic without being egocentric. And good-looking in a weather-beaten, receding-hairline blond Aussie kind of way.

― Meursault (Meursault), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm seriously about to go on a any-movie-starring-Hugo-Weaving binge, I swear for the life of me.

(ha ha Kate I had never thought of that but oh my God wow, totally!)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

gabriel whathisface looks like gordon brown

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.enter.net/~johnmans/index_files/Pretty%20Lady!.jpg

she's big, she's magenta, and she drives fast

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Thursday, 16 October 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

not the best choice in cars, tho.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 16 October 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm seriously about to go on a any-movie-starring-Hugo-Weaving binge

Watch "Proof" , its really good. What else has he been in.. hum, oh who cares - hes a hornbag, even in shit films he's worth watching. Oh yeah.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 16 October 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

minna: I love that marine chick too! Shes so enthusiastic and CUTE! And she looks a bit like my sister in law (err not that I perv on my sister in law, thats a bit wrong).

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 16 October 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

hes a hornbag, even in shit films he's worth watching. Oh yeah.

HAHA! Best critique ever, he could put "Thespian Hornbag" on business cards

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 16 October 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I could post pics of Bam but that's not exactly shameful and, uh, not exactly new. So yeah. Still that guy.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 16 October 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

oh what the hell. let's bring this thread up again:

http://www.mtv.com/onair/viva_la_bam/flipbooks/bam/images/bam_03.jpg

God. Fucking. Damn.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 17 October 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickalicious, I thought the Eno-alike status was why you chose your crush!

Sigh. Last night in the pub, I had to endure double-barrel mocking of my crush, from my Other Future Husband on the left and Suzy on the right. And then he started slagging off Damien Hirst. It's too much for me to take!

― kate (kate), Friday, 17 October 2003 06:38 (twenty-two years ago)

there there kate.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 17 October 2003 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://tube.tfl.gov.uk/content/pressreleases/0110/hirst.jpg

I mean, Damien Hirst is hot, as well.

― kate (kate), Friday, 17 October 2003 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

*shakes head*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 17 October 2003 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Why are you shaking your head? Are you trying to tell me that you think I have bad taste in men, Pink?

:weeps bitter tears::

And there was me admiring your shoes and letting you be in my gang and all, and you're just trying to make me feel SHAME for my crushage.

― kate (kate), Friday, 17 October 2003 07:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 111 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

I'm debating how shameful this crush is:
http://discopunkpop.musicdot.com/images/Brassy/GarageMay2000/Muffin2GarageMay2000.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh god, I think I just realized I have kind of a crush on the evil Tara Reid. This is certainly the most shameful thing I have ever admitted on ILX. Put me out of my misery.

― adaml (adaml), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Looking back, I see Amateurist and Graham share my shame. Amateurist, always quotable:

Crushing on Tara Reid is spectactularly shameful. She seems totally devoid of intelligence, she dresses terribly, she's skinny as a rake, she often looks like death himself, and she's in the worst movies one can imagine (save for Dr. T. and the Women which was not itself Rules of the Game). She reminds me of some of the post-sorority sisters who yell "Wooooooo!!!!" outside bars in Wrigleyville.

― adaml (adaml), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Why did my pic of Muffin Spencer disappear? Where'd my Muffin go?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

OI! I made a post there!!!

― kate (kate), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

(This is what happens when you call the sys admin a cunt... sigh...)

Anyway, LIKE I SAID...

I have found out that the POW RAF pilot = James D'Arcy = Major Rowr! (If they have majors in the air force)

Here is a picture of him in some dodgy conspiracy flick (which I may have to see cause it's got Knights Templar in it...)

http://www.revelation-movie.com/images/400/REV1104.jpg

... in which he looks rather strangely like Nigel S up there. And I noticed that both of them look a little bit like HSA, and I'm wondering if there is a pattern.

― kate (kate), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickalicious, why are you crushing on big red X's?

Watched Revelation last night. James D'Arcy has definitely been added to my Crush of Shame list. I mean... an ACTOR?!?!? How freaking common. (Even though he was playing a Freemason/Vatican-busting Knights-Templar-chasing hacker cryptologist in the film ... ROWR!!!)

Crushes on academics and historians etc. etc. far better and less shameful than a crush on an ACTOR. Ugh. Thankfully, I can say I don't have a crush on the actOR, I have a crush on the character. So there.

Tara Reid... wasn't she in Josie and the Pussycats? That kinda negates the shamefulness.

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 07:06 (twenty-two years ago)

yep.
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0104/02/josie1th.jpg

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

J&TP is one of the most ACCURATE movies ever made about the pop music industry. That makes her OK in my book, Sarah!

(THough I don't know if I've seen any of her other films.)

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I loved Josie & THe Pussycats, but also I'm a sucker for any movie with girls in bands.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(I even enjoyed the Freaky Friday remake!)

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah, you are a brave chick for admitting that.....

Kate, how is your "Latin mission" coming?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Huh? What Latin Mission?

Oh, that. I think HSA is starting to get a bit jealous. He thought it was funny at first, but now I'm making a fuss about the programme getting taped if we go down the pub, he's starting to get a bit grrrr and jealous about it. Sigh.

HSA is starting to insult him as well, saying "Well, he's not that good looking, is he? It's just the saucy glint in his eye" which is technically just not true (though he does always have a saucy glint in his eye, usually while talking about Nazis, which worries me.)

― kate (kate), Thursday, 23 October 2003 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I finally got to watch Wednesday's taped episode of the Horny Historian last night. It was particularly good; they showed many pictures of him moodily walking around beaches in Scotland looking for submarine wreckage while wearing a variety of fetching turtlenecks! And a leather jacket! Phwoar! And extreme closeup shots while he was driving, so that HSA kept shouting "keep yer eyes on the road, you twat!" because he was trying to drive and present at the same time. Swoon, sigh, etc.

― kate (kate), Friday, 24 October 2003 07:44 (twenty-two years ago)

He's got this strange turtleneck with a zipper through the middle of it, which strikes me as just about the most perfect piece of clothing ever. It can be a turtleneck (because turtlenecks are great, fullstop) but if you get hot, you can unzipper it!

Who invented such a thing? They are surely a geniuses. And where can I get one?

― kate (kate), Friday, 24 October 2003 08:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate, do you think you might need to see a doctor?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 24 October 2003 08:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Why? Because I love turtlenecks?

I'm wearing one right now! It's acryllic angora and it's SOOO soft and warm and comfy.

― kate (kate), Friday, 24 October 2003 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Not turtlenecks, the post before that!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 24 October 2003 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no, this is perfectly normal for me! If I'm not being totally obsessive and crushed out, then that's a sign that there's something wrong.

I mean, super-close-ups! He was driving! It was so cute!

― kate (kate), Friday, 24 October 2003 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Awwwww!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 24 October 2003 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

(But this means that he can drive a car, which means that our bicycle plan is probably off...)

― kate (kate), Friday, 24 October 2003 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Cambridge economics prof Bob Rowthorn has it going on. He used to go out with Sheila Rowbotham in the sixties (k-rowr herself).

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 24 October 2003 08:48 (twenty-two years ago)

More ppl in Cambridge huh. Right fap in Cambridge so that we can discuss tactics.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 24 October 2003 08:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know; watching all these history programs (as I do) makes me realise how unattractive most historians actually are. I mean, I love Time Team, but honestly... the only member of the Time Team distinguishable from the mud in the looks stakes is Carenza. There was another history program on right after HH, which we taped by mistake, and ugh, all the historians were the sort of fat, beardy men you'd associate with being historians. (Well, the bloke they got to play Alexander the Great looked disconserting like a young badly bleached Thom Yorke, but that's another story - WHEN I AM EMPEROR OF PERSIA YOU WILL BE UP AGAINST THE WALL!!!)

So, erm, Nigel is quite unusual in the "History Presenters That Are Actually Attractive" stakes. (Except maybe the Dirt Detective, but I've not seen him in years.)

― kate (kate), Friday, 24 October 2003 08:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Sigh. Why don't I live in New Zealand?

University of Canterbury
... Dr Nigel Spivey (University of Cambridge) on The monstrous beginnings of Greek
art. ... Dr Nigel Spivey on Drinking, death and glory in classical Athens. A5. ...
www.canterbury.ac.nz/diary/diary.htm - 55k - Cached - Similar pages

― kate (kate), Friday, 24 October 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dear. (Yes, I am idly googling away the last half hour of the week, don't worry about my mental health just yet.)

Apprently he wrote a review of Leni Riefenstahl for the Torygraph. My crush may be fading fast. Oh dear.

― kate (kate), Friday, 24 October 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dear. He seems to review art books for the Torygraph on a regular basis. (Unless there's two Nigel Spiveys, but I can't imagine there being two art historians with the same unusual name.)

― kate (kate), Friday, 24 October 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Only one more day till Viva La Bam. . ..

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 24 October 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(Can you imagine how smart I'd be if I spend all this time doing *actual* research on *actual* subjects instead of wasting it on this frivolity? Why, I'd be a professor by now!)

OK, that's it. I'm going home!

― kate (kate), Friday, 24 October 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

It makes me sad when this thread disappears. Come back, come back!

― kate (kate), Monday, 27 October 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I am number one on the statscock again. I blame this thread.

― kate (kate), Monday, 27 October 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

The girl who co-presented Restoration was quite foxy in a "she's obviously the belle of the world of country house restoration" kinda way. Does that count?

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 27 October 2003 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)

The chick from Restoration? I seem to remember that she was kind of OK looking. But I didn't notice her much, as I was too busy shouting YOU INSUFFERABLE CUNT!!! at that Ptolomey dude. He irritated me so much. I mean, for a start, he was called Ptolomey. For a second, THAT FUCKING ACCENT!!! I didn't realise that the reason they call posh accents "plummy" is because he sounded like he was attempting to speak while holding a mouthful of plums in his cheeks.

But, erm, yeah. The Restoration chick counts.

― kate (kate), Monday, 27 October 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, Marianne Suhr is the name of the Restoration chick. Though I had to look at Ptolomy Dean's smug, punchable face in order to find that out. I hate his glasses, too.

― kate (kate), Monday, 27 October 2003 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Once again, my libido is completely mystifying. I mean, according to every sort of common logic I have, Ptolomy Dean should have been Manufactured By The BBC To Make Me Fancy Him. Yet he revolts me. Perhaps because they were Trying Too Hard.

I mean, I don't hold NS's silly name and stupid Oxbridge accent against him. (Especially when he mispronounces things because he is trying so hard to sound posh.) I think it makes him cuter. While PD just seems like the sort of wanker my brother used to bring home from boarding school.

― kate (kate), Monday, 27 October 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

They say that talking to yourself is the first sign of madness.

― kate (kate), Monday, 27 October 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Your brother was a public school homosexual? Did your parents let them sleep in the same bed?

I admire your devotion to your threads, Kate. I see it as a very strong maternal instinct. HSA is a lucky man.

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 27 October 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

My brother had four beds in his room; this was not an issue. I think he was encouraged to bring them home for *me*. Though at the time I was more interested in criminals and punk rockers.

I admire your devotion to your threads, Kate. I see it as a very strong maternal instinct. HSA is a lucky man.

Sigh. I wish HSA would see it that way. He's starting to actually get slightly jealous of the Horny Historian. Sigh. I couldn't even get him to try on a WWII RAF jacket at the Greenwich Market. :-(

― kate (kate), Monday, 27 October 2003 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

God, I need a hobby or something. Someone find me a hobby.

― kate (kate), Monday, 27 October 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush on a museum.

― Priscilla Beaulieu Magnatech (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 27 October 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.urbanstyle.net/localScene/chicagoFocus/2001/puck/HdrrChicagoFocuscopy_02.jpg

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 15 November 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

I don't have a crush on Angie Harmon anymore since I saw a stupid airbrushed picture of her and her meathead husbandd on the cover of some ladies magazine. My new crush of shame is Cheryl Hines, who plays Larry David's wife on Curb Your Enthusiasm. It's not that shameful, but she is probably like 15 years older than me and she has weird horsey teeth. But there's something strangely attractive about her. Also I realized that since I'm in a serious, long-term relationship, basically any crush I have is a crush of shame, at least for me. No one else seems to have that problem.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 26 January 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

god help me.

http://melaniepaxsonuniverse.freeservers.com/images/mp96.jpg

― g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 27 February 2004 08:10 (twenty-one years ago)

*tuts*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 27 February 2004 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Now I'm on this lousy dial-up, I hate myself for these picture threads...

Can't see it, G. :-(

(Though I was just telling someone last night about the wonders of Nigel Spivey. Strange.)

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 27 February 2004 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

revive. I can't believe it's taken me this long to realize who my crush of shame is.

Cat Power.

I die now.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Monday, 22 March 2004 07:14 (twenty-one years ago)

God, is it time for CRUSH OF SHAME THREE: WHEN BOYBANDS TONGUES FOLLOW YOU AROUND THE ROOM... already?

http://members.lycos.nl/busted1986/James78.jpg

― The River Kate (kate), Monday, 22 March 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

Dammit, i finally admit to my crush of shame and the next day he makes Becks cry.

― leigh (leigh), Monday, 28 June 2004 08:11 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

QVC HOSTESS! I WIN!!

http://www.celebritybattles.com/thumbs/RobertsonLisa.jpg

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

I can't post to this thread any more, as I'm not ashamed of my latest crush at all. Kate in fancying Dirty Dronerock Boy shockah!

However, the EXTREMELY FILTHY AND GRAPHIC sex dream I had about Boris JOhnson last night. Oh dear, that's shameful indeed. WTF, my subconscious?

― Vernon Jackson (kate), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 08:28 (nineteen years ago)

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