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This is where we list words that couldn't possibly have polite implications:

1. "gaping"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 20 October 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

2. "moist"

― adaml (adaml), Monday, 20 October 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"wadflicker"

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Monday, 20 October 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

cooter
well, i guess you could be talking about Dukes of Hazard. But that's not really a topic of polite conversation either, now is it?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 20 October 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

for some reason, "sensual" really bothers me. not quite as much as "moist," but close.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 20 October 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Dutch Oven

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 20 October 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"I like clowns. Like John Wayne Gacy."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 20 October 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

blog

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 20 October 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"damp"

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 20 October 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"felch"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 October 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

my professor this morning said "poke it in my cubbyhole"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 20 October 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

(and we were very polite)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 20 October 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"cockfarmer"

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 20 October 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"moist" doesn't really work, tho, for our purposes. e.g. "Gosh, Aunt Bea, this cake is ever so moist!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 20 October 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"It feels so nice against my dick."

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 20 October 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://downloads.weblogger.com/weblogger1/thomasadaniel/10mrsthrockmorton.jpg

(xpost---EWW)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 20 October 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"swamp-stenched scrotal socket"
(I dare anyone here to find a way to put that into a sentence in a way that renders it innocuous or "g-rated")

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 20 October 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"hey aunt bea, you'll never guess what i just painted in my Perverted Arts class!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 20 October 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"Momus".

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 20 October 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

cremaster

― jed (jed_e_3), Monday, 20 October 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck, I just lost my cool at that photo.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 20 October 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i lost mine at the 2 posts directly above it.

― jed (jed_e_3), Monday, 20 October 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

DELIGHT IN THE MOISTNESSITY!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 20 October 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it was the combo of "that feels nice against my dick" and the fact that it was a cross-post.
and then a co-worker wanted to know what was so funny and I was like, "uh, this events listing I'm typing up...I mean, an art opening on a Tuesday night? Get real!"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 20 October 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"cumfart"

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Monday, 20 October 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

tuesday night opening? what a cockfarmer!

― jed (jed_e_3), Monday, 20 October 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

A monday premiere?! Why, that's rarer than one of Betsy's cumfarts!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 20 October 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

That quite possibly is the best cross-post I was and ever will be involved in.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 20 October 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Pigfucker.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 20 October 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"crotch rot"

― Aaron A., Monday, 20 October 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Giblet Pie

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 20 October 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"Honey, I bought a juicy head home for dessert"

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 20 October 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

yes oops that definatley has to go on posts that make you laugh out loud!

― jed (jed_e_3), Monday, 20 October 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Speckled Vulva

― Skottie, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 10:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"Why down we retire to the orgy room?"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Dirty Vicar" - or perhaps that's just in Dublin.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

For some reason, when I use any form of the word "engorge", as for example "this jelly doughnut is fully engorged with raspberry jam", the conversation wilts unexpectedly.

I have noticed something similar in regard to "forcemeat". If women are present, they fall strangely silent. Men seem less prone to this reaction, but then they say men make the best chefs!

― Aimless, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Stating the obvious, but...

CUNT!

This is even better knowing that most of you are probably sitting in polite company RIGHT NOW.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

So twat is just mildly offensive in the UK, right?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Depends on whether you spell it with/without the "Bl"

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a weird one - some people find it very offensive. Others don't even realise what it means.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"Bltwat"?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"Blount"?

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"Twat-bottle"?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"Mangina"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"Chief?"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"MCCLOUD!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"Weiner"

― adaml (adaml), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"Borscht"

― adaml (adaml), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"Rectify"

― adaml (adaml), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"Vom"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"upsy-daisy, outzie-poopsie"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"kumquat"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"cum-drunk"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"taint"

― Elle (elle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"DVDA"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"prostrate"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"taste"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 23 October 2003 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/goldmine/bumperstickers//Grandma%20Flanders_clown.jpg

― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 23 October 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"Turgid"

"pantsload"

"yeast infection"

"swampy sperm drenched asshole"

― sucka (sucka), Thursday, 23 October 2003 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

annals

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 23 October 2003 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

wrecked him

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 23 October 2003 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"'wrecked him?' why, whatever do you mean, Costello?"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 23 October 2003 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Prostate massage.

― Skottie, Thursday, 23 October 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Enraged Sybian"

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

faeces

― Aaron A., Thursday, 23 October 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

fucktoy

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

pie

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

chests is a word that i always that was quite dirty for no apparent reason

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

creamed

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

snatch

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 07:12 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

'intimate'

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

mung

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"prostrate"

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

peninsula
penal colony

― syntaxfree, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Volvo.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

skeet

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I accidentally said "sexual" but with an English accent in mixed American company, i.e. 'seks-soo-uhl'. It sounded weird and was kind of embarrassing.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Cunt is good, but CUNTHOLE is better!

― mei (mei), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

has anyone said PUNANI?

― syntaxfree, Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

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Words Impossible to Utter in Polite Company

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