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hey kids.
i can't dance. can someone tell me how i can dance. i am no good at it.
i need help.
thanks

― effin guy (kissmyfist), Monday, 20 October 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.news.wisc.edu/wisweek/03-May-2000/images/Li_Chiao_Ping_dance2_00.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 20 October 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

My advice, and I mean this quite seriously: fake it!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 20 October 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

there are things out there that can help you, my friend.

learn from either

1. http://www.heise.de/tp/deutsch/inhalt/konf/4213/4213_2.jpg

2. http://www.fast-rewind.com/break/bd2_10.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 20 October 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Listen, let me tell you a little bit about a dance, it's real easy to do. Check it out. First you limp to the side like your leg was broke, shaking and twitching kinda like you were smoking. Crazy, wack, funky: people will say you look like MC Hammer on crack, Humpty. That's alright though cos your body's in motion, it's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion.

Also, no two people will do this the same, but you've got it down when you appear to be in pain.

― Allyzay, Monday, 20 October 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Step left, around and together with the right.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 20 October 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

jump around! jump around! jump up, jump up, and get down!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 20 October 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

though how you're supposed to jump UP and also get DOWN at the same time... OH I SEE WHAT HE DID THERE!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 20 October 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude Tracer check yr fucking email!!! I just saw your ex roommate FOUR TIMES on the cover of a magazine!! WTF? I was like, oh what is Jeremy Piven doing on the cover of Crain's?

― Allyzay, Monday, 20 October 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally you said that he looked nothing like Jeremy Piven. I demand an explanation. Anyway the motherfucking Crain's online fucking edition doesn't have any pictures, goddammit. He didn't say anything about it, either!! I just talked to him on the phone like two days ago. Anyway if anybody else is actually still reading this, his pizza joint, which he's opening with his brother, is going to open Real Soon Now on, er, Park Ave I believe, around 28th Street. It's directly across from Les Halles, anyway. They're like two weeks away. It's called PINCH - Pizza By the Inch and it will rock kashmir - beer, wine, table service - and pizza! Pizza by the inch!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 20 October 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

How To Dance Properly

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 20 October 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Listen, I didn't think he looked like Jeremy Piven at all when I first met him like three years ago but my mind has changed significantly since then and I've realized that he indeed is Jeremy Piven's strange, cheftastic twin brother. There's no explanation for this; I'm allowed mood swings. Anyway, it's opening next month!! I thought it wasn't til next year. My friend Jackie and I are going to go immediately to Pizza by the Inch and order many inches of PIZZA. When I get my scanner back working, Tracer, I will scan the cover for you! He's right on the front page!!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally's first post in particular makes me happy as a clam. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

What about my other posts do you find displeasing?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

uhm, the lack of curse words?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Pull your knees in tight...

― Skottie, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

and do the pelvic thrust...

― Saskia, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.meatstick.org/images/dance.jpgimages/dance.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.meatstick.org/images/dance.jpg

― tryagainneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Tango lead: http://64.33.34.112/.DANCE/8stepl.jpg
Tango follow: http://64.33.34.112/.DANCE/8stepf.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

get on the scene

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

like a sex machine

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

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