Jaywalking : Classic or Dud

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notice this post has nothing to do with sex :)

anthony, Friday, 29 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i got pulled over while driving last night. did you know you need a front lisence plate? i did not. classic.

kevin enas, Friday, 29 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't think I could even get a ticket for jaywalking in this town unless my jaywalking caused an accident - then they would want something else to pin on me too. So, jaywalking = same as walking here. It's a small college town. Everyone walks where they want.

Josh, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Just by putting it that way you *make* it about sex, you naughty man. ;-)

Have yet to be busted or otherwise troubled by it. However, crossing the street at the nearest major intersection -- a three-way set-up -- necessitates jaywalking, as there is neither light nor crossing marks. This might not be a problem except for the annoying record of fatal and otherwise car accidents.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Steph got sideswiped by a taxi the other night jaywalking. JAYWALKING IS EVIL.

Ally, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

First time I went to Sydney a cop told me off for jaywalking. I'm like "Wha...?" He's like "What are pavements for?" all sarcastic. I'm like "Wha...?" Never heard of anything so fuck-all to have laws against.

AP, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What exactly *is* jaywalking? I know it involves walking where you shouldn't but where exactly? (There are no restrictions of that kind in the UK).

David, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Basically, not crossing at the designated crosswalks (which tend to be near street intersections, so unless there's one across a road but not at an intersection, you have to walk down the road to the intersection first, etc.).

Josh, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The whole concept of jaywalking sucks mightily. Of all the stupid things that there are laws about it is the king.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. Ergo, I'm actually getting out of the way of traffic faster when I jaywalk.

JM, Saturday, 30 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nothing ever happened to me jaywalking in New York. Does the concept even exist there? I seem to remember Guiliani talking about enforcing it but he gave up, right?

I heard so many horror stories about jaywalking busts in LA from my New York friends before I moved here, but I've never had any trouble. I guess I've been extra careful. I think it mainly happens in touristy areas, they have sting operations set up outside of Graumann's Chinese Theatre, places like that.

New York friends acting like you're crazy waiting for the walk sign to come on at LA streetcorners=dud. Walking anyway anyhow anywhere I choose in New York=classic.

Arthur, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What is the origin of the term jaywalking? I mean, what is a jay in this sense?

I'm glad we in the UK are free to endanger our lives wherever we like. Less power to cars! Reclaim the streets!

Emma, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Londoners on the whole are tepid rubbish at jaywalking. I have spent half my life waiting on the other side of the road for otherwise revolutionary chix&doods as they pibble abt waiting for a gap in the traffic size of leicestershire. I aim to go out like R.Barthes, smashed to atoms by a milk-float.

mark s, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I used to say classic, but I've been run over by assorted cars and vans so many times in the last five years that I'm going to have to settle on dud. Classic if you can judge distance and velocity, unlike me.

Paul Strange, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

eight years pass...

I just calculated that I jaywalk about 10 times per day.

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:01 (sixteen years ago)

dud. it's dangerous and disruptive. I can see jay-walking on a really long block with no crosswalks and little traffic, but crossing against the light, or sprinting across a busy multi-lane road, or crossing between stopped cars or whatever, are all dud.

I hate it. It just reeks of entitlement and arrogance. It's putting your narrow interests over the common good. It results in a very marginal gain with a significant risk (getting hit by a car). The motivation is often basic laziness or misguided hubris. BAH!

/rant

Super Cub, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

Oh goody, now we can do this all afternoon!!

that stupid-ass cannibal pen-pal of yours (Laurel), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

i hate jaywalking valets sprinting across busy hollywood streets.

omar little, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

I make it a point never to interfere w/traffic (i.e., make someone brake) and I mostly do it downtown where the streets are narrow or in my hood which has light traffic at best. SF is an excellent jaywalking city for the experienced.

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:24 (sixteen years ago)

http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2008/01/30/216015/JayLeno.jpg

^^DUD

carne asada, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:24 (sixteen years ago)

lol hueg

carne asada, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:25 (sixteen years ago)

there are plenty of opportunities to jaywalk without fucking with anything or anybody. i can negotiate crossing a freaking street without the aid of a crosswalk.

carne asada, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:30 (sixteen years ago)

Saw a guy get hit by a car last week. He was jaywalking.

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:33 (sixteen years ago)

serves him right!

carne asada, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:34 (sixteen years ago)

There's this spot where tons of students going to the University jaywalk everyday. At certain times of the day (rush hour, lunctime) the traffic is really heavy but a lot of students still don't pay any attention as they cross the street. they usually make it across the first two lanes and then wind up standing in the turn lane waiting for the traffic on the other side to pass.

There really ought to be a pedestrian bridge or tunnel at the spot, I guess.
Anyway, I still jaywalk there sometimes, but I also realize when I should just take the five extra minutes and walk to the crosswalk so I don't have to stand in the street waiting for the traffic to advance.

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:37 (sixteen years ago)

I live in Seattle, where the civic culture seems to frown on jaywalking. People pool at crosswalks to wait for the approving hand even when there's no visible traffic. I find it disgusting. I've also lived in NYC, where people know better.

In general, jaywalking = classic. Jaywalking in even moderate traffic, however, usually = dud. It's one thing to make reasonable decisions for yourself, quite another to fuck everything up for everyone else.

That's not just me saying that, that's the Pentagon. (contenderizer), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

there are plenty of opportunities to jaywalk without fucking with anything or anybody. i can negotiate crossing a freaking street without the aid of a crosswalk.

yes. there is reckless wading out into traffic, and there is sensible "there are no cars, fuck waiting at the light like a dummy" jaywalking

buzza, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

I think downtown Seattle took the offensive against jaywalking a while back, tho? I've been told stories of police cars waiting on hills (where they're less visible) to watch for drunk people jaywalking across empty intersections at night. Pretty much just as a ticket-giving maneuver.

that stupid-ass cannibal pen-pal of yours (Laurel), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)

There are supposedly 30 jaywalking stings planned for Seattle through the end of the year. I'm less likely to hyperventilate these days if the people I'm walking with jaywalk, but I absolutely hate doing it. Possibly because a car in front of me hit and killed a little girl at a crosswalk (on the west side of Indianapolis, 25 years ago, but things like that stay with you), but maybe because I'm OCD about law-abidingness.

Jaq, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:03 (sixteen years ago)

Being uptight about jaywalking totally fits my sense of what Seattle is like.

buzza, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

It was interesting to find out that in Las Vegas anyone hit while jaywalking is automatically at fault while the driver is absolved. A cab driver mentioned this (as he gunned it toward a pile of scurrying pedestrians) so I checked into it.

Jaq, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:11 (sixteen years ago)

Being uptight about jaywalking totally fits my sense of what Seattle is like.

― buzza

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. Yes. I mean, shit yes.

That's not just me saying that, that's the Pentagon. (contenderizer), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)

but maybe because I'm OCD about law-abidingness.

Law-abidingness is relative to me. If people jaywalk in a community and neither they nor the cops fret about it, unless you're a tool about it, then I will study how they do it and follow suit. If they're not cool with it, I won't. No-one here much cares.

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:15 (sixteen years ago)

in Las Vegas anyone hit while jaywalking is automatically at fault

What a stupid law. Are there really no exceptions for reckless driving, drunk driving, homicidal driving, excessive speed, inattention?

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)

maybe this should only count on Las Vegas Blvd where you can walk around with drinks.

carne asada, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:18 (sixteen years ago)

no exceptions for reckless driving, drunk driving, homicidal driving, excessive speed, inattention?

Those are separately ticketed on the driver. The jaywalker is still penalized regardless.

Jaq, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:18 (sixteen years ago)

If people jaywalk in a community and neither they nor the cops fret about it ... then I will study how they do it and follow suit. If they're not cool with it, I won't.

― Michael White

This is undoubtedly the healthiest attitude to take. While my jaywalking in a non-jaywalking city probably bespeaks an antisocial personality disorder of some kind. Especially given that I've been ticketed for it... Still, I yam what I yam, and cannot control the contempt I feel for corner-herders.

That's not just me saying that, that's the Pentagon. (contenderizer), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:19 (sixteen years ago)

Why does it matter to you if others choose not to jaywalk? It's not like they're impeding you. In fact, their choice allows you to feel smug and superior, so what's the problem?

Jaq, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:46 (sixteen years ago)

If I did not see their choice as a defect, I would not be able to feel smug about my own superiority. Don't you see?

That's not just me saying that, that's the Pentagon. (contenderizer), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

In the center of downtown SF, the streets are all one way, alternating southbound, northbound and westbound, eastbound. When I leave work, I walk southbound on the west side of Montgomery Street. At any given green light one of the crosswalks in the direction of traffic, will have a 'Don't Walk' sign so that cars can make a turn off of Montgomery, if westbound the western crosswalk will have a green light for traffic and a 'Don't Walk' for pedestrians. To compensate the pedestrians, before the cross traffic is allowed its turn, the whole intersection is red for cars and 'Walk' for people on foot.

The penultimate street I cross before I get to the train is Sutter, a westbound street which, at its inception, has relatively light traffic. I feel justified in jaywalking when the light is red (turns off of Montgomery in this area are prohibited during red lights) and there's no traffic coming up Sutter than when the light is green for cars but not for pedestrians, since I would be impeding the right-turn traffic. There are those who obviously don't care/don't give it that much thought but it's not the law that I care about so much in this case as its purpose.

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

Don't you see?

Sure, it's win-win obv.

Jaq, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)


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