if you had your own tv show...

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what would it be like/about?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

It would be called The Slacks of Life

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

It would be hosted by Nigel Spivey. Rowr!

He would go about investigating famous Masonic and Spooky events of history. Preferably involving Vikings.

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

a soap opera
except no amnesia, sex,
fewer evil twins

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I would make a TV show with nothing but the amnesiac evil twin sex Haikunym neglects.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i think several of the American posters here could do Conan or Leno's job (thus revitalising the format in the process)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

It'd be a talk show, and I'd only interview Ben Affleck. Also he has to wear confederate flag pants.

And it'd be in Spanish.

(xpost!! See, stevem thinks it's a good idea)

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

There should be an ILX TV show, it would be like the home shopping channels, only with more references to My Bloody Valentine

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

re Tep: previously on Absent-Minded NYmpho Clones...

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Welcome to Explosions-24, the All Explosions Channel, Only Explosions, All the time.

― Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"Donde es mis pantalones?"

"Silencio Senor Affleck, tu molesto pequeno mierda!"

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

People would bring me food and I would eat it, instead of all that tedious going about to places.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Alan you could just show that beached whale getting blown apart on a loop and i'd watch

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha, Feed The Raggett, only on Fox

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Num!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

THE NICKALICIOUS REIGN OF TERROR OVER YOUR AIRWAVES BEGINS HERE! FEAR THE MONKEYDOG EXCITEMENT!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

For a second I thought you said 'excrement' and I was afeared.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I think HSA needs his own show. It will be a cookery show. Called THE ONLY GR1GS0N THAT CANNOT COOK!!! And it will show him surviving on peanut butter sandwiches while he mucks about with his oscillators.

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

as if monkeydogs wasn't a scary enough concept

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Donde es mis pantalones?"
"Silencio Senor Affleck, tu molesto pequeno mierda!"

Then I will dismember him live on television.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

My show for real would be like totally nothing but drunken animals stumbling around and shopping cart chases and muppet p0rn and occasional guest appearances by the guy that played Cooter on Dukes of Hazzard, with explosions thrown in every couple seconds for no reason whatsoever.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

my serious answer: i would like to run a show that is just one hour of weird interesting shit from around the world - short films, music videos, animation...eclectic as fuck. no presenters, no narration, ideally no ad breaks either. ideally this would be an entire channel rather than just a show.

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

how about a show with those cute kittens wearing human clothes doing human stuff? what a great sitcom this would be

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Mine would have Kraftwerk sock puppets galore (the guys who did this are currently unemployed, wtf)

― Herbstmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally's show is the greatest thing ever and must be followed up by the defenestration of Matt Damon (and Damon Albarn).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

The Chris V. Project, I would teach people to do the running man and the roger rabbit.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

how about a show with those cute kittens wearing human clothes doing human stuff? what a great sitcom this would be

stevem is on the motherfucking mark.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

the theme tune would infringe spectacularly on the copyright of that Meow Mix advert from bygone days of yore

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

my show would be all about me.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

My show would involve monster trucks running over pseudo-rappers (P.Diddy and Eminem come to mind) and over blown divas (Courtney Love, stand up and be counted!)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Best Barenaked Ladies Line vis a vis this thread:

somewhere in the world, she's hosting her own show

― Skottie, Thursday, 23 October 2003 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

kitties in disturbing clothing would never be allowed on my show. in fact, it would be punishable by death. however, geraldo rivera's mustache would have a permanent guest slot. it could be my sidekick.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 23 October 2003 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i would say hello sing a song take live calls and have a cooking segment

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Thursday, 23 October 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

it would be me blathering about some record or another peppered with double entendres

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I am still holding out for Spooky Occult Secrets Of The Vikings, starring Nigel Spivey.

Scary thing is, the way Channel 5 has been going, this is not far off!

― kate (kate), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:14 (twenty-two years ago)

my tv show is the search for the perfect lucy lurex impersonator.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:18 (twenty-two years ago)

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