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THINGS I AM WORRED ABOUT, a list.

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geeta: jess
geeta: you're a good writer
geeta: you're funny
geeta: what are you worrying about?
geeta: you'll find a job
jess: THINGS I AM WORRIED ABOUT, a list:
jess: 1. dying alone
jess: 2. going to debtors prison
jess 3. my gentials atrophying from lack of use
jess: 4. never finding true love
jess: 5. nuclear war
jess: 6. bees
jess: THE END
geeta: :-(

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:02 (twenty-three years ago)

jess: i also forgot zombies and my ex girlfriend tracy

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:03 (twenty-three years ago)

i can tell you how to solve #3 in one easy step

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:04 (twenty-three years ago)

9. dick chaffing

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:07 (twenty-three years ago)

10. exhausting the amount of people on this planet who will bother to put up with me

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:08 (twenty-three years ago)

11, drinking enough to post weepy depresso threads to ile.

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:09 (twenty-three years ago)

going to debtors prison ??

― kephm, Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:12 (twenty-three years ago)

geeta: worries about being single are like down to #8 or #9 or something
jess: i dont want another relationship
jess: for a long time
jess: i just want stupid flirting and cheap sex
geeta: haha
jess: you laugh, and yet i am deadly serious

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:13 (twenty-three years ago)

stupid flirting and cheap sex sound like the greatest things in the world right now

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:15 (twenty-three years ago)

why would you have to flirt if you were willing to pay?

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:16 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry to be a prick but I really hope you apologized to Luna for the way you acted on her thread. I wish you the best of luck, but it'd be a good idea to be karma's bitch a little less.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:17 (twenty-three years ago)

miccio i'm not writing about the burrito i had for lunch or how the thought of how cute puppies are just popped into my head.

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:19 (twenty-three years ago)

i had a nest of bees invade my bathroom for a wekend last month. it wasn't so bad

― kephm, Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:19 (twenty-three years ago)

you could even try it yrself anthony

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:19 (twenty-three years ago)

i've got maggots in my bathroom!

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:20 (twenty-three years ago)

neither was she, jess.
hope things get better for you, though.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:20 (twenty-three years ago)

12. i really need to scratch my ass. (that's a good thing.)

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:20 (twenty-three years ago)

10. exhausting the amount of people on this planet who will bother to put up with me

With most people, it's a case of "you get back what you give". If you're a sweet and welcoming person overall, you'll get sweet people welcoming you right back. 'Tis as simple as that. I know that in my own life, it is very easy to be kind to people who've been kind to me in return, and on the flip side it's just as easy to be a bitch to people who haven't exactly treated me well or made me feel welcome (*ahem*). I do realize this is not a particularly Christian thing to do, but I do try to be nice to as many people as possible without leaving myself open to be (figuratively) run over by a semi again.

I can totally relate to # 4, btw.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:21 (twenty-three years ago)

looks like you still need to work on #10

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I probably shouldn't have written that. Sorry.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:22 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm sorry, i'm still trying to wrap my head around gaz's last post.

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:23 (twenty-three years ago)

actually, fuck it. It's not wrong to point out when someone's being really hypocritical.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:23 (twenty-three years ago)

i mean, is his bathroom made of meat?!

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:24 (twenty-three years ago)

a meaty bathroom.. mmmm

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:27 (twenty-three years ago)

gaz started a thread jess!!

it's like "son of my flowerpot is full of snails" only yukky (unless you hate snails)

(in which case u r no friend of mine)

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:27 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm glad i distracted you jess. i am still trying to get my head around it too.

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:28 (twenty-three years ago)

no no keep you head away from the maggots or they might try and crawl into your brain via your ears and nostrils

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I sympathize with most of these worries and ESPECIALLY THE BEES

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:32 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe that's where they CAME from!! (eight more days to halloween!!)

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:33 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm not writing about the burrito i had for lunch or how the thought of how cute puppies are just popped into my head.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:34 (twenty-three years ago)

i realized one day that my ultimate nightmare would be being stuck in a very small car with a zombie, a bee, and my ex.

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Seriously, though, bees?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Anthony M., you couldn't be more OTM in this thread.

Because of this, you are my Favorite Poster Of The Day.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:37 (twenty-three years ago)

fine, do you want me to spell it out: the difference between the two threads is wit.

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:38 (twenty-three years ago)

also, unchecked tweeness

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:39 (twenty-three years ago)

and before anyone says anything there aint NOTHIN twee about BEES

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Their knees, man.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:40 (twenty-three years ago)

haha fuck you you pretentious, self-adoring asshole. I hope you die penniless with bees swarming around your atrophied dick.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:40 (twenty-three years ago)

he could sell the bees for $2000

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:41 (twenty-three years ago)

haha what the fuck, jess!!

you shouldn't make lists: lists are bad

― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:43 (twenty-three years ago)

i could buy a beemobile

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:43 (twenty-three years ago)

"Harvell, you diabolical...we're willing to pay you $2000 for the swarm."

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:43 (twenty-three years ago)

"Beekeeper 2: To the Beemobile!
Beekeeper 1: You mean your Chevy?
Beekeeper 2: Yes."

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:43 (twenty-three years ago)

you catch more bees with sugar than with vinegar. < /grandma>

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:44 (twenty-three years ago)

little did i know she was right all along!

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:44 (twenty-three years ago)

besides it could be worse!! like if you combined them all and you could be having bees stinging your genitals in debtors prison during some giant nuclear explosion

― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:45 (twenty-three years ago)

that's flies, and honey

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:45 (twenty-three years ago)

yes but if you fear bees why wd you want to catch them? oh wait...

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:45 (twenty-three years ago)

But why the hell would you want the bees?! This thread is confusing and frightening me.

― allyzay, Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:45 (twenty-three years ago)

are you calling my grandmother a liar?

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:46 (twenty-three years ago)

ha yes jim, Dentists, i constantly worry about the health of my teeth and having to go get them checked.

others: mother's illness, my job in six months and current lack of skills and talent to get a new one, being evicted from home.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 09:08 (twenty-two years ago)

1) money.
2) my weight; my smoking.
3) laziness.
4) that I will spend the rest of my life being somewhere in the inoffensive periphery of people who are too polite to tell me to go away.
5) never finding a good flapjack recipe.

― cis (cis), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Cis, you spent last night in the company of people who were delighted you were there!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

1)The fact that I don't care about anything enough anymore to be worried.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Great, now I'm afraid of bees.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

there more afraid of you than you are of them.
do they even have bees in LA?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes of course we do. I believe they're all members of SAG.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

1. That I'm totally beyond hope.
2. That my hopelessness will pass on to my spawn.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

oh

7. i will spawn

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

just dont eat after midnight

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Will Smith as Spawn

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

8. my continued affection for the psychedelic furs
9. my urge to throttle stevem if i ever visit england

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

1. that i or anyone i love will die in any way other than peacefully in their sleep when they are very old


(x-post) - no way jess, ethan tolerated me in person so i'm sure you could

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

haha boy i cant wait to hear about this trip once he gets back

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Ethan is in England? This sounds like the setup for some wacky teen comedy.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

He moves in with me for a week from tomorrow! I'm looking forward to it. Not much teen comedy with me around, obviously.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

NERDS BE WORRED

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i probably wasn't supposed to mention it, dammit jess look wutcha done made me do

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

nicole i was thinking more like some amanda bynes/lindsey lohan "princess" movie

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Colin Firth was his real dad all along!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

will ethan padgett find true love and obscenely low hip-huggers in london?!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

new entry on my list: wrath of trife

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

oh please, he's become a total pussy over the last three months

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

now that he's in wuv and all

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

they might take my black card away. The Tweedy fetish is not helping my case

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Ethan goes to the UK and falls in love (not necessarily in that order)? Somebody keep me informed about these things.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, he's now going out with starry sarah

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

wha?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

(not really)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...
revive, nearly a year later

― Cripps Pink (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 26 September 2004 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Has the bee fear subsided?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Sunday, 26 September 2004 09:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not really worried about anything in particular at the mo! This is good.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 26 September 2004 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

the bee fear has subsided because they are DYING HA HA

also i consolidated my debts

― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 26 September 2004 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

being single and being too rubbish to change the situation.

All. The. Time.

but I suppose I should be thankful that it's my only worry...

― MarkH (MarkH), Sunday, 26 September 2004 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

at the moment: the neo-con motivation for iraq war.

― Cathy (Cathy), Sunday, 26 September 2004 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

My mum.

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Monday, 27 September 2004 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Increasing dependence on benzodiazepines and rare relapse last wkend into tabs and Bobby, despite massive self-improvement kick of late
2. Wasting/losing my talent
3. Stupidly, selfishly tried dating goodie-goodie angelbabe type (while dealing with worry #1) and totally scared her off, now worried I'll be dating SKETCHCASE PARTY PSYCHOS forevermore cuz that's all I deserve
4. Letting down countless people that count on me, especially Mom
5. Heart so set on destroying ppl that don't care about me that I forget all the people that do care about me

― LC, Monday, 27 September 2004 07:20 (twenty-two years ago)

If you could start to turn around 5...

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 27 September 2004 07:33 (twenty-two years ago)

it's difficult to control one's heart.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 27 September 2004 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

my worry over my job was unfounded and is now a worry no more.

my new worry is whether GTA San Andreas will live up to the hype or not.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 27 September 2004 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

1. How I am going to survive until pay day.
2. Whether the dodgy cash machine on campus means that my card has been cloned like Matt's was and I will have even less than the no money I thought I had.
3. Whether I've read enough of my boring book about classification.
4. Whether taking a Japanese class as well as everything else is going to be too much work.
5. My friend Georgie.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 27 September 2004 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

How I am going to survive until pay day.
Yep, me too! Still, my thoughts are turning to 'how do I survive after pay day?!'

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Monday, 27 September 2004 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Being skint suXor!!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Monday, 27 September 2004 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha! I can't even post to this thread now.

Only I just have.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 27 September 2004 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Finding a flat.
Sorting out my crappy mobile phone service.
Trying not too feel so stressed by minor annoyances.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 27 September 2004 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

1) Only two more rehearsals till our first gig ::bites nails::
2) What's the point of recording a solo album if you don't have the faintest clue how to get a record deal? Should I just start a label and release the thing myself
3) Am I in the wrong maths class? Will they let me take the proper test, and not the stupid dumbie baby one?
4) What if I actually start to like The Libertines?
5) Am I really going drinking every night this week? When will I sleep?
6) Is too much slash bad for your emotional life, or a necessary evil during a dating droubt?

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 27 September 2004 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

7) Will I *EVER* stop feeling hurt by, angry at and betrayed by Joe?

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 27 September 2004 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

1) spending lots of cash on a car and double glazing and hoping I've made the right decision
2) neighbour telling me that he's found asbestos in his boiler cupboard
3) that the American public will impossibly, unthinkably re-elect that corrupt, warmongering, populace-assfucking mothercunter

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 27 September 2004 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

1. my cat is in the hospital with an obstruction again, I worry that one day I will just come home and find him dead
2. worried that we won't get this apartment we applied for; worried that we will get it and not find a subletter; worried that we will get it and not be able to afford it
3. a lifetime of insurmountable debt
4. war and death
5. mounting depression, probably seasonal

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 27 September 2004 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

1. i haven't had enough sleep and might in fact fall asleep on my desk
2. i don't have enough time to get everything done.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 27 September 2004 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)


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